The Best 26 Preschool Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Preschool jokes. There are some preschool childrens jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these preschool preschool teacher puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Preschool Jokes and Puns

Ugly Faces

One fine day in a preschool....
Child: -makes ugly faces-
Teacher: Stop it
Child: Why?
Teacher: When I was your age, my teacher told me if I make ugly faces, it'll stay that way
Child: Oh, you didn't listen did you?

My 3 year old told me a joke on our way home from pre-school.

From her car seat yells up to me, "Knock knock, Daddy!"

Who's there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!!

What's the most racist thing you can say in preschool?

I'm faster then you.

Preschool joke, What's the most racist thing you can say in preschool?

In preschool, I became friends with a little girl

I showed her mine, and she showed me hers. However, a preschool teacher found out about it, and I was fired.

caught my wife of 7 years cheating with my best friend.

I caught my wife of 7 years cheating with my best friend, whom I had known since preschool. I can't believe they'd do this to me.

Listen, I'm not a bad guy. I'll grant you that my wife was upset that I was always beating her, and my best friend? He was simply jealous of how much money and property I had.

At my wit's end, I was so angry that when I caught them, I flipped the game board over and left them to pick up all the pieces.

What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students?

Every single one counts.

Preschool joke, What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students?

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?


Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

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What's the difference between a Pakistani preschool and Isis headquarters?

I don't know man I just fly the drones

If Laywers learn at pre-law but Doctors learn at pre-med, where do Teachers learn at?


A preschooler refused to sleep during naptime...

He was charged with resisting a rest

What do elves learn in preschool?

Not the elf-abet, no; they don't learn anything because they don't exist.

I'm having some trouble picking up my child from preschool

I can't decide which one I want yet.

Preschool joke, I'm having some trouble picking up my child from preschool

Johnny was a preschool student who did not know grammar or math very well.

While in class, his teacher asked: "what's 2+2?"
Johnny answered: "I four get."

A prisoner spends years digging a tunnel out of jail ...

He comes up inside a preschool yard. He starts jumping up and down and screaming "I'm free!! I'm free!!"

A little kid tugs on his pants. The prisoner looks down and the kid says nonchalantly: "So what? I'm four."

Two preschoolers take a test on the alphabet

After the test, one says to the other, "look! I got a b, c?"

What's the difference between a Middle Eastern preschool and an ISIS training camp?

I have no idea, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a weapons factory and a Palestinian preschool?

I don't know, I just pilot the drone.

A preschool teacher is teaching a student basic geography

Teacher: "what state do you live in?"

Student: "denial."

Timmy Learns to Count

A preschool teacher asked her students in class, "who can count from one to ten?"

Little 3-year old Timmy swiftly raised his hand, "I can!" and started counting "one, two, three four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!"

The teacher is impressed, "Well done Timmy! Who taught you that?"

"My uncle Bobby!" Timmy said.

"Can you count past ten?" The teacher asked Timmy.

"That's easy!" Timmy continued, "Jack, Queen, King..."

A prisoner spent a month digging an escape tunnel and finally came out in the playground of a preschool.

He jumped around with excitement yelling "I'm free, I'm free". A small girl looked up at him and said, "Big bloody deal, I'm four".

Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station.

The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?"

Little Johnny's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.

Little Johnny replied: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"

My preschooler hit me with this one today: Why did the girl bring a tool kit to her room?

Someone told her to make her bed!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the preschool elementary jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working preschool schooler piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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