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At an ecumenical round-table discussion, various religious leaders tried to answer the question "When does life start?"
"At conception," said the Catholic priest.
"No, no," said the Presbyterian minister. "It begins at birth."
"It's in between," said the Baptist. "Life begins at 12 weeks when the fetus develops a functional heartbeat."
"I disagree with all of you," said the rabbi. "Life begins when your last child leaves home and takes the dog with him."
A Presbyterian, a lawyer, a blonde, and a dog walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
Bra Shopping: A religious experience.
David goes into Macy's, to the l**... department, and he says to the salesgirl, My wife has sent me in for a Jewish bra, size 34B, and she said that you'd know what I meant."
The saleslady says, Boy, it's been a long time since anybody's asked me for a Jewish bra. They usually ask me for a Catholic bra or a Salvation Army bra or a Presbyterian bra.
He says, Well, what's the difference?
She says, The Catholic bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army bra uplifts the downfallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright.
He goes, Well, then what's a Jewish bra?
Oh, a Jewish bra makes mountains out of molehills.
I broke up with my girlfriend because I'm pretty religious
I'm a Presbyterian, and she was Satan
They think they are the only ones here.
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"
The man says, "Methodist."
St. Peter looks down his list and says, "Go to Room 24, but be very quiet as you pass Room 8."
Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?"
"Lutheran."
"Go to Room 18, but be very quiet as you pass Room 8."
A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion?"
"Presbyterian."
"Go to Room 11, but be very quiet as you pass Room 8."
The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different denominations, but why must I be quiet when I pass Room 8?"
St. Peter tells him, "Well, the Baptists are in Room 8, and they think they're the only ones here."
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