The Best 2 Presbyterian Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Presbyterian jokes. There are some presbyterian gospel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these presbyterian evangelical puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Presbyterian Jokes and Puns

At an ecumenical round-table discussion, various religious leaders tried to answer the question "When does life start?"

"At conception," said the Catholic priest.

"No, no," said the Presbyterian minister. "It begins at birth."

"It's in between," said the Baptist. "Life begins at 12 weeks when the fetus develops a functional heartbeat."

"I disagree with all of you," said the rabbi. "Life begins when your last child leaves home and takes the dog with him."

A Presbyterian, a lawyer, a blonde, and a dog walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the presbyterian episcopalian jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working presbyterian orthodox piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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