The Best 4 Prepping Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prepping jokes. There are some prepping carcass jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prepping upcoming puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Prepping Jokes and Puns

A Russian, a Brit and an American are stuck on a mountain

While they wait for rescue to arrive, they get together for a meal. As everyone is taking out their kits and prepping, the Russian starts boasting "in the soviet army, they feed us 2000 calories of food a day". The Brit turns and scoffs at him, then he says " in the royal army, we are fed 4000 calories of food a day". The American waiting for his turns goes and says "in the us army we are fed 8000 calories a day". At that point, the Russian jumps up and yells at the American "NON SENSE. NO ONE CAN EAT THAT MUCH CABBAGE IN ONE DAY".

There's a chef that doesn't bother putting gloves on before prepping his food

Now he's got a lot more thyme on his hands.

What's the difference between meal prepping and eating left overs?

About 30 seconds that it takes to post a picture of it on Facebook

I'm prepping for a colonoscapy

Jello and laxatives. My wife says it's the first time I haven't been full of sh-t

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the prepping ready jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working prepping preparation piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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