Preparation H Jokes
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How can you tell when you're in a ring of fire?
When you reach for the Preparation H and accidentally grab the Ben-Gay
Christmas Day accident
Grandpa woke up unusually early yesterday to celebrate Christmas with the family. He was half asleep still when went to the restroom to brush his teeth. In the early morning brain fog, he accidentally got his Polident mixed up with his Preparation H.
His gums aren't itching, but now, he can't get his underwear off!
At work, they ask us to prepare for projects using an A through Z list. This week, my boss called me into his office.
He told me that he was irritated by preparations A through G. However, he felt as though preparation h felt good on the hole.
People who feel the Bern but don't like the sensation have been voting instead for Hillary....
... or as they like to call her, Preparation H
What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?
Preparation H
What's the Italian version of Preparation-H?
Innuend-O
Accidentally brushed my teeth with hemorrhoid cream
...but at least my a**... smells minty fresh
Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out.
After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?"
"Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!"
"What do you brush with?" asked the dentist.
"Preparation H," said the r**....
I mixed up my preparation H with toothpaste the other day...
It was a very unpleasant experience, on the hole.
Know what stops the Bern?
Preparation H!
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