Prep Jokes
47 prep jokes and hilarious prep puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about prep that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make meal prep more exciting with these funny jokes about the various forms of "prep". Whether it be colonoscopy prep, sewage prep, bar prep, prep school, or food prep, these tongue-in-cheek jokes will provide a perfect way to lighten the mood and make your prepping sessions stress-free. Rival your friends with the best prep jokes and make your adventures in prepping more enjoyable!
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Funniest Prep Short Jokes
Short prep jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The prep humour may include short pres jokes also.
- At my restaurant job, everyone who works in the kitchen is also a musician. The dishwasher plays guitar OK, but the prep cook shreds on the mandoline.
- There's a chef that doesn't bother putting gloves on before prepping his food Now he's got a lot more thyme on his hands.
- My wife caught me manscaping.... when she asked me what I was doing....apparently meal prep for her was not the right answer.
- My friend went to this really prestigious, super expensive prep academy. I mean these kids are so rich they hire hitmen to do their school shootings.
- I wanted to make fun of my co-worker's marathon prep... ...but my company has a policy against race jokes
- What's the difference between meal prepping and eating left overs? About 30 seconds that it takes to post a picture of it on Facebook
- I'm prepping for a colonoscapy Jello and laxatives. My wife says it's the first time I haven't been full of sh-t
- TIL That several actors go into complete isolation to prep for their films Didn't know so many talented people wanted to make a biopic on me!
- Who would win in a fight between Kevin from Home Alone and the Predator? Depends on how much prep time Kevin gets.
- I wanted to get a job as a high school English teacher after I got out of jail.. But apparently you can't end a sentence with a prep position.
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Prep One Liners
Which prep one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with prep? I can suggest the ones about prim and prom.
- If 2020 were a drink, what would it be? A colonoscopy prep.
- What is the correct toast to someone drinking their colonoscopy prep? Bottoms up!
- I have an exam next week To prep for it, im going to text my ex for any cheating tips
- What's the best drink for exam prep? Skim milk.
- If your onions don't turn brown fast enough send them to a spelling bee prep classes.
- All of my friends call me SAT prep Because no one ever does me... :(
- I accidentally killed a squirrel when I prepping the campsite. It was unin-tent-dead.
Prep School Jokes
Here is a list of funny prep school jokes and even better prep school puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A man at my workplace, whom barely completed high school, claimed that he is a physicist. I'm quite sure that he is in fact a prep cook.
Laughable Prep Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about prep you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean setup jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make prep pranks.
I am on the case prep team in law school. Our new fact pattern is based on the Sandusky Trial. What do you think of my theme for trial?
Coach Toledo may have been head coach of the Cougars, but he was not interested in the cougars. Coach Toledo was interested in the cubs.
That's preponderance.
It's so annoying when people use big words, but not in the right context. They're just trying to be ambidextrous.
They say the best way to prepare your kids for loss in later life is to have pets.
So I bought a puppy and shot it in front of them. I'm not having my kids growing up damaged.
How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?
Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.
How many prepubescent teen boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
He said "screw" lolol
What's the best way to prepare baby food?
Shake'n bake.
How do you prepare and cook a carp for eating?
Clean it. Put it on a wooden cutting board. Season. Bake for 15 minutes at 375 degrees. Throw the carp out and eat the cutting board.
I prepared the chicken earlier.
I said, "Listen, there's no easy way to say this..."
I tried my best to prepare my girlfriend for dinner with my folks.
Dad loved her, but mum said she could've done with another hour on a low heat.
What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?
Just be *honest* with it man…
How do you prepare Greenlandic leftovers?
You Nuuk them
A Priest and a Rabbi.
A limerick for ya...
_A prep school had come into view..._
_"Yo Rabbi," a Priest said, "woo-hoo!_
_Let's lure them with toys,_
_And then screw little boys"._
_"Out of what?" - the response of the Jew_
What are you doing to prepare for going to the n**... beach?
I hired a couple of Mexicans.
What are you prepared to do to enter the darkside?
Turn the lights off.
I'm currently preparing for a role
It's a cinnamon roll.
Who's the most prepared person on earth?
Justin Case
How do you prepare musical seafood?
You tune a fish.
In preparation for our baby boy, my wife and I have soundproofed the walls in our home.
We can't let him hear us having s**....
68 is a preposition
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Why did the pre-pubescent dragon lose the rap battle?
He couldn't yet spit hot fire
Another Kavanaugh yearbook entry has surfaced that the good judge promises refers to the non-alcoholic juice they served democrats at Georgetown Prep parties.
d**...
Preparations for parenthood.
Not sure you are prepared to be a parent, here are some tips to get you started.
Women: to prepare for maternity, put on a bathrobe and stick a giant beanbag chair down the front and leave it for 9 months. After the 9 months, empty out approximately 10-20% of the beans.
Men: to prepare for paternity, go to your local drug store, dump the contents of your wallet on the counter and give it the pharmacist. Then, go to the supermarket and arrange to have your salary direct-deposit to their headquarters. Go home, pick up the paper and read it for the very last time.
I wish I had prepared for Alzheimer's when I was a younger man.
If I only know now what I knew then...
You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasantly like being drunk.
What's wrong with being drunk?
Why don't you ask a glass of water.
Colonoscopy Prep
My girlfriend is going in to get a colonoscopy tomorrow. She wants me to pick up some large Googly-eyes to make her a**... look like a face, then she wants to tuck in a post-it note saying Psssst: we've been wanting to talk to you about your car's extended warranty.
Never a dull moment here.
Fun guy helping daughter prep for her science test
Last night I pulled a classic dad joke on my daughter. Normally this would make anyone groan but because my daughter is cool like me she loved it.
We were studying for her science vocabulary test. When we came to the word organism
she said:
Any living thing. Like an animal, plant or fungi
I said:
You know people think I'm a fun guy (fungi)
(Pause) she looks at me….
Her:
Oh I get it! then we laugh as she explains the joke I made. She's 9.
Classic… My daughter is going to make a great dad one day…
Prepare to chuckle. Or groan
What did the queen say when a fellow threw some cheese at her?
How dairy!
...and preparing for the role in this movie I had to gain 50 pounds.
- But aren't you a voice-over actor?
- Little details...
You can't be both before and after something
That's preposterous.
