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Abortion isn't m**...

It's cancelling a pre-order

Why is Ubisoft the worst gaming company in France?

Punchline only included in the season pass! Preorder now and get one of 26 randomly chosen bonus characters! 27th character included in Spanish version only.

Babies

The best part about babies is you can just preorder the newest model.

I once saw the guy from fleetwood Mac pre-ordering his Christmas dinner

It was Lindsey booking ham

To everyone who voted early

The video game industry should have taught you better.
Never pre-order.

Call his guy and ask him to preorder battletoads

The Ungent family owns a successful soap business

They recently created a brand new soap to release to their customers, and all things went well until it became time to name their soap.
It should be named after the scent, one declared.
No, no, no, another corrected, it has to be after our family name.
Why can't we just call it 'soap'? the third complained.
Now, being the loyal customer I am, I preordered their soap even before they named it. The box came in a few days ago, and I opened it not knowing what it was for.
It was SoapUngent.

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