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Funniest Premium Short Jokes

Short premium jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The premium humour may include short prime jokes also.

1. Ever since I got Pornhub Premium local women in my area haven't been interested in me. Help what do I do?
2. Remember men, no means no, but one thousand no's and one yes is YouTube Premium's entire marketing scheme.
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8. My 2018 health insurance premiums went up 40% but I'll be paying 30% less than the previous year. Because I won't have any money left for food or rent so I'll probably die half way through the year.
9. I'm a comedian and I just signed a one-year contract with HBO! I even get the premium channels
10. I like to watch through your bedroom's window while you sleep... ... you are the only one of my neighbors who has a premium plan for their tv.

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Premium One Liners

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1. What does the + in LGBTQ stands for? Is it like gay premium?
2. Pornhub premium users are like jesus They pay for our sins.
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6. "Why are you single?", She asked. "I have Pornhub premium, He replied
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