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Latvian Joke.
What are one potato say other potato?
Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?
Latvian man goes to buy iPhone..
Premise ridiculous! iPhone cannot be use to farm potato.
Also, salesman die of malnourish.
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In light of the rising number of r**... cases, the police is advising women to carry a Tide pod in their purses at all times.
It's supposed to deter gents.
>!Had to change up the premise a bit, since in my language detergente - > deter gente, literally "to detain/arrest people". Glad it works out almost the same!<
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Do you know what does the straightforward w**... say as a premise to everything?
"I'll be blunt".
A flustered carpenter holding a hammer entered a premise. The ladies in there gaped. Finally, the lady at the counter asked: "What's up?"
"Thought this was a nail salon..." he muttered, before hurrying off.
Should I get get worried when the moon goes dark?
Nah, it's just a phase.
Amazon Prime now comes with a joke of the day
The premise isnt too funny, but the delivery is great
"Fuller House" was billed on a misleading premise.
There wasn't a single geodesic dome to be seen.
Not a joke; just something I'd like to address…
Since we're reposting the "Einstein, Newton, and Pascal" joke, it should be noted that the actual punchline is different from what's been used. It's supposed to go like this:
*Newton draws a 1 meter by 1 meter square on the ground and steps inside. Einstein comes up to him and cries out, "Aha! I found you, Pascal!"*
The joke just doesn't work when Newton has to explain it. Not only does it beat the reader over the head with the premise, but it takes away the absurdity/surprise factor. What's funny isn't that Newton made an unlikely and convoluted hiding spot, what's funny is that it worked. Also, if the audience wouldn't recognize that one Newton per square meter equals one Pascal, then it's probably not worth telling them this joke.
No harm intended by this post. Just trying to help…
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