The Best 9 Premiere Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Premiere jokes. There are some premiere hollywood jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these premiere hooligans puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Premiere Jokes and Puns

Lenin in Warsaw

A Soviet filmmaker makes a film called Lenin in Warsaw. Everybody shows up for the premiere. The film opens—on Lenin's wife, Krupskaya, naked, having mad sex with another man. And then another. And another. And so on. The film continues in the same vein for ninety minutes.

Finally, the lights come up and the director takes questions from the audience.

First question: Very interesting movie, comrade, but—where was Lenin?

The director answers: In Warsaw.

Kennedy's USSR joke

A man runs into the the Kremlin yelling, "the Premiere is an idiot the Premiere is an idiot".
The man was immidetaly arrested by the KGB and sentenced to 23 years in prison.
3 years for insulting a high ranking member of the party and 20 years for divulging a state secret.

Reminiscing on our anniversary

My wife and I just had our 10th anniversary. We had some friends over to celebrate with and they asked us to talk about how we met. On our first 8 dates we just went out to different restaurants, but the next time we got tickets to see the premiere of The Dark Knight.

So I guess we could summarize our dating history as dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN!

A Soviet filmmaker makes a film called Lenin in Warsaw.

Everybody shows up for the premiere. The film opens—on Lenin's wife, Krupskaya, naked, having mad sex with another man. And then another.

And another. And so on. The film continues in the same vein for ninety minutes.Finally, the lights come up and the director takes questions from the audience.First question: Very interesting movie, comrade, but—where was Lenin? The director answers:

In Warsaw.

When Titanic came out, I went to the premiere wearing a iceberg costume

Needless to say, it was a smash hit.


Peter Dinklage gets wallet stolen at 'Game of Thrones' premiere

How could anyone stoop so low?

What do you call the debut of a new beer?

A saison premiere!

Did you hear about the fan remake of The Last Jedi?

It's premiere is at Star Wars Incelebration this year.

TIL Ray Charles died in June 2004, several months before the premiere of "Ray"

It's a shame he didn't get to see the movie.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the premiere scenes jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working premiere bollywood piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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