Premature Jokes

• Short Premature Jokes
• Premature One Liners
• Premature Baby Jokes
• Premature Ejaculation Jokes
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Funniest Premature Short Jokes

Short premature jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The premature humour may include short early jokes also.

1. My previous relationship was like a presidential term. It aged me prematurely and my replacement was elected two months before I was officially out of office!
2. Calls that Roy Moore would win the election were... Pre-mature
   Big shoutout to Alabama though for not becoming the joke of the whole country
3. My New Year's resolution for 2019 is to not do things prematurely. So far it's going well.
4. Americans celebrate so prematurely 364 days until Christmas and they already have their decorations up.
5. Look on the bright side if you are a nice guy, you might finish last... But at least it's not prematurely
6. Did you hear about the gun that was admitted to the Emergency Room at the hospital? Everyone freaked out when it was prematurely discharged
7. To all the people who stand up as soon as the plane has landed... You must suffer from p**... evacuation.
8. I s**... telling jokes.. Because I start laughing even before I reach the punchline. The doctor says I have a p**... hehejaculation.
9. p**... Ejokeulation What do you call it when someone puts the punchline to a joke in the title?
10. So I told a p**... baby joke at an open mic night but I don't think the crowd liked it. Apparently it was too soon

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Premature One Liners

Which premature one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with premature? I can suggest the ones about immature and improper.

1. What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby? Sudden Lee
2. I'll ride you like the Titanic End prematurely and sea men going everywhere
3. I was born ready but not my brother, he was born prematurely
4. Kim Jong-Un comes like his missiles. Prematurely.
5. Two Asian parents gave birth to a child 2 months prematurely. They named him,"Sudden Lee"
6. I almost had s**... with a Hawaiian... But I ended up prematurely evacuating.
7. What do you call a case of p**... burial? A grave mistake.
8. What do you call carving a pumpkin in September? p**... ejackolantern
9. People say I'm overconfident No, I'm not.
   p**...
10. Did ypu know p**... ejaculations are hereditary? It comes in your jeans.
11. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Sorry, I suffer from p**... congratulation.
12. I carve all my pumpkins in September. I suffer with p**... ejackolantern
13. Yesterday I went to a costume party as a p**... ejection I just came in my pants
14. What type of bean results in p**... death? Sean Bean
15. Happy Valentines! A little early I know, but l suffer from p**... congratulation

Premature Baby Jokes

Here is a list of funny premature baby jokes and even better premature baby puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the mother name her p**... baby after her husband? He also came too soon.
• What do you call a baby Pumpkin with a face cut in it? A p**... jack-o-lantern
• What do you call a p**... baby born addicted to h**...? A freeloader that got the hook
• What is a p**... baby's favorite game?
• Wht do you call a p**... chinese baby? Female

Premature Ejaculation Jokes

Here is a list of funny premature ejaculation jokes and even better premature ejaculation puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I went to my first p**... Ejaculations Club today but they sent me back. It turns out I came a bit early
• I invited my p**...-e**... support group over to my house for dinner... ...but they came a lot earier than expected, typical!
• A guy who suffered from p**... ejaculations meet a woman and says "There is no punch line."

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What funny jokes about premature you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean too soon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make premature pranks.