Premature Baby Jokes
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So I told a p**... baby joke at an open mic night but I don't think the crowd liked it.
Apparently it was too soon
What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby?
Sudden Lee
A baby boy born without eyelids...
Recently at a baby boy was born prematurely without eyelids. The doctors decided to take him off to surgery and circumcise him and use the skin removed to make new eyelids.
The surgery went great except he came out a little cocked eyed...
Blowing up a Balloon.
My niece had a p**... baby that spent 2 weeks on a ventilator because her lungs were not fully developed yet. She continued to have breathing problems as a toddler and needed to you inhalers to get enough oxygen.
On her 3rd birthday, she insisted on helping her mom decorate for her party. And despite her chronic breathing issues, that little girl was able to blow up a balloon faster than the entire United States Air Force.
Why did the mother name her p**... baby after her husband?
He also came too soon.
What do you call a baby Pumpkin with a face cut in it?
A p**... jack-o-lantern
What do you call a p**... baby born addicted to h**...?
A freeloader that got the hook
What is a p**... baby's favorite game?
Wht do you call a p**... chinese baby?
Female
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