Premarital Jokes
19 premarital jokes and hilarious premarital puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about premarital that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Premarital Short Jokes
Short premarital jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The premarital humour may include short before marriage jokes also.
- In church they tell you not to drink or have premarital s**... Yet Jesus got hammered and nailed in a single weekend.
- As a firm believer in Jesus, I would never have premarital s**...... I read about what happened to the guys that crossed him the first time.
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Premarital One Liners
Which premarital one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with premarital? I can suggest the ones about before and after marriage and before marriage after marriage.
- An unmarried couple start a jazz band. What would they call it? Premarital sax
- What do you call a bachelor dinosaur? Pre-marital Rex!
- It's not premarital s**... If you never get married
- Why don't Baptists approve of premarital s**...? Because it might lead to dancing.
- I don't always have pre-marital s**...... But when I do it's not with my wife.
- Why do Baptists forbid premarital s**...? Because they're afraid it could lead to dancing.
- Men approve of premarital s**... until daughters are born.
Uplifting Premarital Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about premarital you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean married life jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make premarital pranks.
Premarital s**...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on s**..., marriage, and values.
Dave said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"
Frank replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?
A man goes to church to confess his sins.
"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned," he tells him
"What is it that you've done, my child?"
"Father, I've had premarital s**... with 6 different beautiful women. One for each day since Monday."
The priest takes a good look at him before replying, "Well, son, say 10 hail Mary's and drink a pint of lime juice."
"Will that absolve my sins, Father?"
"No, but it sure as h**... will wipe that s**... smirk on your face!"
"Wow you went on a 2 week honeymoon trip to London, Paris and Venice, what all did you see ?"
Newly married bride : Ceiling fans
Edit : this joke is funnier in India as they have t**... on premarital s**...
Two Southern Baptist ministers are having lunch
And as they often do, they start ranting about the immorality found in society. One of them starts ranting about pre-marital s**.... "It's a sin, I tell you, all of these young kids having relations outside the holy covenant of marriage. Well, I can tell you one thing, I didn't have s**... with my wife before we were married - how about you?"
The other minister thinks for a second and says "I don't think so - what was her maiden name?"
Forgive me Father for I have Sinned
A teenage boy goes to confession. Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I've had premarital s**....
The priest says My son, who was the young lady? Was it Mary O'Toole?
I won't say her name. I don't want her to get in trouble.
Was it Jane Thompson? Laura Smith?
Father, I'm not saying who it was.
He exits the confessional and his friend asks What'd you get?
Ten Hail Mary's, five Our Father's, and three good leads.
Two old dudes are sitting on a park bench discussing their youth and how things have changed. One says to the other one, "these days there is premarital s**..., extramarital s**..., swinging... I never had premarital s**... with my wife, did you?"
The other thinks for a moment and says "What was her maiden name again?"
