Premarital Jokes
17 premarital jokes and hilarious premarital puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about premarital that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Premarital s**...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on s**..., marriage, and values.
Dave said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"
Frank replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?
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It's not premarital s**...
If you never get married
An unmarried couple start a jazz band. What would they call it?
Premarital sax
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"Wow you went on a 2 week honeymoon trip to London, Paris and Venice, what all did you see ?"
Newly married bride : Ceiling fans
Edit : this joke is funnier in India as they have t**... on premarital s**...
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Two old dudes are sitting on a park bench discussing their youth and how things have changed. One says to the other one, "these days there is premarital s**..., extramarital s**..., swinging... I never had premarital s**... with my wife, did you?"
The other thinks for a moment and says "What was her maiden name again?"
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In church they tell you not to drink or have premarital s**...
Yet Jesus got hammered and nailed in a single weekend.
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I don't always have pre-marital s**......
But when I do it's not with my wife.
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As a firm believer in Jesus, I would never have premarital s**......
I read about what happened to the guys that crossed him the first time.
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Men approve of premarital s**... until daughters are born.
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A young Hasidic couple goes for pre-marital counseling...
The rabbi sits them down and says, "I want you to know that almost everything in our religion between a man and a woman is permitted, with the exception of dancing. There will be no dancing between a man and a woman."
A bit surprised, the couple looks at each other, and the groom asks the rabbi, "Well, what about s**..., can we talk about s**...?" The rabbi says, "Sure."
The future bride asks, "Positions...is m**... OK?'
Rabbi: Of course it is.
Groom: What about woman on top?
Rabbi: "Knock yourself out, kids."
Bride: "And standing position?"
Rabbi: Absolutely not! That could lead to dancing.
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A man wishes to join an exclusive local church's congregation...
...and during his interview with the pastor, he's asked if he's ever engaged in any unusual s**... activity. He looks down, embarrassed, and sighs deeply.
"Well, yes, actually. Just last week, my girlfriend had dropped a head of lettuce. When she bent over, and I saw her shapely rear silhouetted by the light nearby, I ... I just couldn't help myself. I had to have her, so I made love to her right then and there."
The pastor replies, "I'm terribly sorry, sir. We can't allow that kind of behavior here. Premarital s**..., even in a loving relationship, is against our doctrine."
The man shrugs, seemingly expecting the rejection. He stands up and begins walking to the door. "Hey, padre? Don't feel bad," he says. "We're not allowed in Wal*Mart any more either."
What do you call a bachelor dinosaur?
Pre-marital Rex!
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Premarital One Liners
Which premarital one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with premarital? I can suggest the ones about before and after marriage and before marriage after marriage.
- An unmarried couple start a jazz band. What would they call it? Premarital sax
- What do you call a bachelor dinosaur? Pre-marital Rex!
- It's not premarital s**... If you never get married
- I don't always have pre-marital s**...... But when I do it's not with my wife.
- Men approve of premarital s**... until daughters are born.
