The Best 12 Premarital Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Premarital jokes. There are some premarital brunette jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these premarital found puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Premarital Jokes and Puns

Premarital sex

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.

Dave said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"

Frank replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?

It's not premarital sex

If you never get married

A man goes to church to confess his sins.

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned," he tells him

"What is it that you've done, my child?"

"Father, I've had premarital sex with 6 different beautiful women. One for each day since Monday."

The priest takes a good look at him before replying, "Well, son, say 10 hail Mary's and drink a pint of lime juice."

"Will that absolve my sins, Father?"

"No, but it sure as hell will wipe that stupid smirk on your face!"

Premarital joke, A man goes to church to confess his sins.

"Wow you went on a 2 week honeymoon trip to London, Paris and Venice, what all did you see ?"

Newly married bride : Ceiling fans

Edit : this joke is funnier in India as they have taboo on premarital sex

An unmarried couple start a jazz band. What would they call it?

Premarital sax


Forgive me Father for I have Sinned

A teenage boy goes to confession. Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I've had premarital sex.
The priest says My son, who was the young lady? Was it Mary O'Toole?
I won't say her name. I don't want her to get in trouble.
Was it Jane Thompson? Laura Smith?
Father, I'm not saying who it was.
He exits the confessional and his friend asks What'd you get?
Ten Hail Mary's, five Our Father's, and three good leads.

Two old dudes are sitting on a park bench discussing their youth and how things have changed. One says to the other one, "these days there is premarital sex, extramarital sex, swinging... I never had premarital sex with my wife, did you?"

The other thinks for a moment and says "What was her maiden name again?"

Premarital joke, Two old dudes are sitting on a park bench discussing their youth and how things have changed. One sa

In church they tell you not to drink or have premarital sex

Yet Jesus got hammered and nailed in a single weekend.

Why don't Baptists approve of premarital sex?

Because it might lead to dancing.

I don't always have pre-marital sex...

But when I do it's not with my wife.

As a firm believer in Jesus, I would never have premarital sex...

I read about what happened to the guys that crossed him the first time.

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Why do Baptists forbid premarital sex?

Because they're afraid it could lead to dancing.

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We suggest to use only working premarital popular piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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