Preist Jokes
27 preist jokes and hilarious preist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about preist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Preist Short Jokes
Short preist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The preist humour may include short admit jokes also.
- Bad girl! She: I am sorry daddy, I have been a bad girl
Preist: For the last time! It's "Forgive me father for I have sinned"!! - U know why Christians call the preist 'Father' ? Cuz calling them Daddy would be too suspicious.
- What's the difference between a zit and a preist? A zit waits untill youre 12 to come on your face
- A preist and a rabbi Are out drinking together and the preist says " lets get some alter boys to screw." and the rabbi says "out of what? "
- a rabbi, a preist & a monk walk into a bar and the bartender say's ''not these guys again''.
- Three preists are in a shower And one of them... Nevermind it's just one priest and two children.
- A preist, A jew and a child walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.
- A preist and a rhabbi walk into a bar. And the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"
- why would you be a s**... bomber... And wait for the 72 virgins in heaven... When you could become a catholic preist and have them now!
Source: Jimmy Carr
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Preist One Liners
Which preist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with preist? I can suggest the ones about faith and orthodox.
- Did You Hear About The Preist That Was A Fish? Holy Carp! There he is
- In what state do you watch a preist sneeze then sit down? Massachusetts
- Whats a preist's favorite chord? A minor
- Guy walks up to girl "Wanna play church? I'll be the preist you be the altarboy"
- A Preist, a Rabbi and a Terroist walk into a bar, BOOM
- What's the differnce between a preist and a pimple? a pimple doesn't tell overused jokes
- What do you call a skateboarding preist? Righteous.
- A preist, a p**..., a tax evader and a r**... walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
- So a r**..., a preist, a drug addict walk into a bar... He orders a child.
Preist Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about preist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean confessional jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make preist pranks.
Two preists are out for a drive when suddenly...
...they are pulled over by a police officer.
The officer says, "We are looking for two child molesters in the area."
The two priests calmly and quietly discuss something for a few moments.
Finally, one of the priests turns to the officer and says, "Okay, we'll do it."
A teenager girl goes for confession and tells the preist that she's pregnant with the second coming.
Naturally, the priest is furious at the implied blasphemy.
"How dare you? That's blasphemy. Explain yourself. How do you know you're pregnant with the second coming?" he thundered.
I... I... I.. I swallowed the first.
A drunk man runs into a Priest
A drunk man stumbles out a bar and walks straight into a Preist. The man sees his chance and says "Look Father! I'm Jesus Christ!"
The Preist tells him he isn't but the man is adament to show the Priest, so he takes the Preist im and walks upvto the bar.
The bartender says "Jesus Christ, what do you want now?"
A Rabbi, a Preist, and a Monk walk into a bar
The Rabbi orders a drink and says, I'm sick of hearing the same old jokes about us recycled over and over again to which the Priest replies, I completely agree! The template is just dragged out and overused. I'd like to see someone try to make a joke about the three of us in a bar that is new. The monk sits back for a moment and then says how about this one?
The wish.
One day, a married couple walked into a temple. The preist said "today is a fortunate day for praying, you both pray to god and ask a wish each and it will be granted"
The Wife prays "God, I hope me and my husband stay together for 7 lives"
Husband after listening this, prays "God, may this be the seventh life of us staying together".
Four women were talking to one another about their sons, whom all were men of the cloth
The first woman said, "I'm so proud of my son. He's a monsignor, and when he enters the room, everyone calls him 'His Holiness.'" The second woman said, "My son is a Cardinal, and everyone calls him 'His Excellence' when he enters a room." The third woman said, "My son is a bishop, and when he enters a room, they say, 'His Emminence has entered the room.'" The fourth woman said, "My son is only a preist, but he's 6' 7" tall and 360 pounds and when he enters a room everyone says 'Oh my God!'"
A Pilot, a Scientist, a Preist and a Boy are on a plane...
The plane is going down fast, and there are only 3 parachutes.
The Pilot says, "I have a family with a wife, 3 wonderful kids and a grandchild on the way!"
So he takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane.
The Scientist says, "I am the smartest man on earth! I have to live!"
So he grabs another parachute and jumps off the plane.
The Priest then turns to the boy and says, "Son, I have lived my life. You should take the last parachute."
The boy responds, "It's okay, we can both live!"
The priest asks, "How is that?"
"Because the smartest man on earth just jumped off the plane with my backpack!"
