The Best 15 Preist Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Preist jokes. There are some preist boyscouts jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these preist catholic preist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Preist Jokes and Puns
why would you be a suicide bomber...
And wait for the 72 virgins in heaven... When you could become a catholic preist and have them now!
Source: Jimmy Carr
Bad girl!
She: I am sorry daddy, I have been a bad girl
Preist: For the last time! It's "Forgive me father for I have sinned"!!
Two preists are out for a drive when suddenly...
...they are pulled over by a police officer.
The officer says, "We are looking for two child molesters in the area."
The two priests calmly and quietly discuss something for a few moments.
Finally, one of the priests turns to the officer and says, "Okay, we'll do it."
A teenager girl goes for confession and tells the preist that she's pregnant with the second coming.
Naturally, the priest is furious at the implied blasphemy.
"How dare you? That's blasphemy. Explain yourself. How do you know you're pregnant with the second coming?" he thundered.
I... I... I.. I swallowed the first.
A drunk man runs into a Priest
A drunk man stumbles out a bar and walks straight into a Preist. The man sees his chance and says "Look Father! I'm Jesus Christ!"
The Preist tells him he isn't but the man is adament to show the Priest, so he takes the Preist im and walks upvto the bar.
The bartender says "Jesus Christ, what do you want now?"
Did You Hear About The Preist That Was A Fish?
Holy Carp! There he is
U know why Christians call the preist 'Father' ?
Cuz calling them Daddy would be too suspicious.
A preist, a paedophile, a tax evader and a rapist walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
A Rabbi, a Preist, and a Monk walk into a bar
The Rabbi orders a drink and says, I'm sick of hearing the same old jokes about us recycled over and over again to which the Priest replies, I completely agree! The template is just dragged out and overused. I'd like to see someone try to make a joke about the three of us in a bar that is new. The monk sits back for a moment and then says how about this one?
The wish.
One day, a married couple walked into a temple. The preist said "today is a fortunate day for praying, you both pray to god and ask a wish each and it will be granted"
The Wife prays "God, I hope me and my husband stay together for 7 lives"
Husband after listening this, prays "God, may this be the seventh life of us staying together".
What's the difference between a zit and a preist?
A zit waits untill youre 12 to come on your face
You can explore preist faith reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean preist zit dad jokes. There are also preist puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
A preist and a rabbi
Are out drinking together and the preist says " lets get some alter boys to screw." and the rabbi says "out of what? "
In what state do you watch a preist sneeze then sit down?
Massachusetts
a rabbi, a preist & a monk walk into a bar
and the bartender say's ''not these guys again''.
Two priests in a car...
When they come upon a traffic jam, after a couple minutes of waiting they finally get to the front of the jam where there are two police officers directing traffic.
"Hello Officers, What's wrong?" the first preist said
"Were looking for two pedophiles"
"Oh we'll do it!"
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the preist confessional jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working preist orthodox piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.