Prehistoric Jokes
31 prehistoric jokes and hilarious prehistoric puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about prehistoric that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Prehistoric Short Jokes
Short prehistoric jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The prehistoric humour may include short historical jokes also.
- Prehistoric womens had very strong arms Yea, we have to remember that they had to wash dishes made out of stone
- Why do scientists knew that the frozen prehistoric man they found in the Arctic was friendly ? Because he's a n iceman
- What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns? One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.
- Archaeologists recently unearthed a computer dating back to prehistoric times It had a jurassic pterobyte of storage space
- Most pre-historic vegetables have been lost to time... But the beet goes on.
- What do you call a prehistoric person that is wandering at random? A meander-tal!
- What do you call prehistoric group s**...? A dinosaurgy
- What are prehistoric creatures called when they sleep? **Dinosnores**
- What do call a prehistoric h**...? Vaginasaurass
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Prehistoric One Liners
Which prehistoric one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with prehistoric? I can suggest the ones about ancient and antique.
- Crocodiles; these prehistoric beasts can grow up to 20 feet! Although most just grow 4.
- What do you call a prehistoric bomb? A stick of Dinomite.
- Which prehistoric shark insulted it's prey? The Megalodon--Rickles.
- What do you call an angry prehistoric man? Australopithed
- What do you call a prehistoric bruise? A dino-sore
- If the Genesis flood happened in prehistoric times... ...It'd be Jurassic Ark
- What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time? A meander-thal!
- What was the most destructive dinosaur of the prehistoric era? *Tyrannosaurus Wrecks*
- What prehistoric animal is the fastest at wrapping gifts? The Velociraptor.
- Next Halloween I'm going dressed as a prehistoric flying reptile. It'll be pterofying.
- What's a prehistoric bouncer's worst nightmare? A Tyranasaurus... Wrecked
- What do you call a prehistoric proto-fascist? A Cro-MAGAnon man.
- What prehistoric animal loves lamps? Mam-moths
- Prehistorically, what brought Auto Policies to an all-time high? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
- What do you call a prehistoric poet? Shake Spear
Uproarious Prehistoric Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about prehistoric you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean medieval jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make prehistoric pranks.
Two amoebae are floating along in a prehistoric ocean.
Amoeba 1: Weird...I think I just took in a breath of air.
Amoeba 2: Nah. You're probably imagining things.
Amoeba 1: Yeah. False aspirations, I guess.
Scientists have discovered a stone tablet 60,000 years old inscibed with pictographs describing the idea of "the glass half empty or half full."
They are calling the prehistoric philosopher "optimist prime."
