Pregnant Nun Jokes
23 pregnant nun jokes and hilarious pregnant nun puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pregnant nun that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Pregnant Nun Short Jokes
Short pregnant nun jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pregnant nun humour may include short catholic nun jokes also.
- Two nuns at a Catholic Church Two nuns at a Catholic Church near me got pregnant.
On an unrelated note, they dressed up as altar boys for Halloween. - The nun got pregnant at the Church's Halloween party. I told her not to dress up as an altar boy...
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Pregnant Nun One Liners
Which pregnant nun one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pregnant nun? I can suggest the ones about nun convent and nuns.
- How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like a choir boy.
- What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an alterboy...
- How do you get a nun pregnant? You dress her up as a 5 year old boy.
- Why was the pregnant nun upset? She asked Jesus to come into her heart!
- What happens when a nun becomes pregnant?
They fire a Canon.
- How do you get a nun pregnant? by having s**... with her
Pregnant Nun Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about pregnant nun you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean two nuns jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pregnant nun pranks.
The receptionist got a bit shocked when a nun comes running out at full speed, with an expression that could only be described as pure horror.
Receptionist: What in gods name happened to her? The receptionist asked the doctor.
Doctor: Well, I told her she was pregnant.
Receptionist: Pregnant? A nun? Was she really?
Doctor: Of course not, but atleast I managed to cure her hiccups...
A doctor's receptionist is working away when she sees a nun running out of the doctor's office in floods of tears.
"whats up with her?" asked the receptionist.
"Oh, I told her she was pregnant", answered the doctor.
"Oh, no! That's terrible".
"Don't worry," said the doctor, "she's not, but it's cured her hiccups".
Curing a nuns hiccups
A nurse is going to work, walking through the hospitals parking lot, when a nun runs past her, screaming and crying. The nurse approaches the doctor standing in the doorway and asks, "What's wrong with that nun?" "Oh," the doctors says, "I told her she was pregnant." "Oh, so she's pregnant?" "No, but it share cured her hiccups."
A nun runs crying out of the doctor's office
The nurse asks the doctor "Why is she so upset?"
"Oh," the doctor says, "I just told her she was pregnant."
"Oh my! She's pregnant?"
"No, not really, but I sure cured her hiccups."
I went to see the doctor the other day...
...and as I arrived, a nun rushed out crying. So, I said to the doctor, "d'you know, when I arrived here, a nun rushed out crying!". Doctor says, "oh yeah, I just told her she's pregnant."
"Oh my God," says I, "is she really?"
"No, of course not," says the doctor, "but it cured her hiccups!"
A nun is feeling sick
A nun is feeling sick so she goes to the doctor. He runs few tests and told her she's pregnant. The nun is completely stunned. when she's walking home towards the monastery she thinks about how this is possible as she never had s**.... When she arrives home she figures out, goes to next door to the monastery where the monk live, opens the door interrupting the monks at dinner and shouts: "Alright, which one of you b**... has been w**... off on the church candle?"
A nun joke.
A young nun has a man sneak into her room and r**... her. When the man leaves the young nun runs to the mother superior and tells her what happened.
"Quick, s**... on this lemon" The mother superior tells her, handing her half a lemon.
"Will that stop me getting pregnant?" Says the young nun.
"No" says the mother superior "but it will wipe that smile off your face."
I'm looking for as many dirty nun jokes as possible and thought maybe you guys could help me out.
Thank you and I'm sorry if I'm not supposed to ask things like this here. For your help I'll give you a nun joke.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an alter boy!
A young nun at a convent
A young nun at a convent had one too many s**... indiscretions, and turned up pregnant. Scared, she told no one of this, and was thankful that the order she belonged to wore loose, floor-length habits that would keep her secret safe, possibly right up until the birth.
And so it did, and upon the evening when the contractions started, she rushed down into the basement, hoping that no one would hear either her own moaning, or the cries of the newborn child.
After the birth, panic set in; she didn't know what she should do with the baby. If she were found with the child, she would be thrown out of the order, with no place for food or shelter. Knowing that the Mother Superior was a wise woman, and also having no other options, she placed the baby in a basket, and quietly crept into the sleeping Mother's room in the pre-dawn hours. She left the baby, and silently exited the sleeping chambers.
At sunrise, the Mother Superior awakened, and heard the baby as it was just waking from a nap. She quickly looked over the side of her bed, at the child in the basket, fell back in her bed with a sorrowful look, and dejectedly sighed, "Oh, God! You can't even trust your own finger any more!"