Pregnant Fat Jokes

29 pregnant fat jokes and hilarious pregnant fat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pregnant fat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Quick Jump To

Best Short Pregnant Fat Jokes

Short pregnant fat puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pregnant fat humour may include short fat picture jokes also.

  1. divorce Wife to husband: I want a divorce. You always tell me I am fat.
    Husband: Dont be crazy. What about our child ?
    Wife: What ? What child ?
    Husband: So you are not pregnant ??
  2. Pregnant lady's food stuck in vending machine Her: My food is stuck in the vending machine, can you help? I'm pregnant and I need to eat!
    Me: You sure do!
  3. Yo mamma so fat when she's pregnant she doesn't need an ultrasound She needs a seismograph
  4. I left my girlfriend because she was getting fat... ...and the excuse she gave me was I'm pregnant
  5. At first I wasn't quite sure if my dog was pregnant, bloated, or just fat But then it became apparent
  6. Yo mama so fat.... no one noticed she was pregnant with you.
    Oh, wait, that's 'cause you were adopted.
  7. What do you call a woman when you can't tell if they're pregnant or just really fat? Your mom.
  8. I'm either pregnant, or I'm getting fat. Either way, a good set of stairs should solve my problem.
  9. end of relationship.. She: If you ever call me fat again I'll leave you
    He: Baby don't do it, think about our son!
    She: what?! which son?
    He: wait ... you're not pregnant?
  10. Doctor: "Well, it looks like you're pregnant."
    Woman: "Oh my God, I'm pregnant?!"
    Doctor: "No, it just looks like you are."

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about pregnant fat can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of pregnant fat puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Share Jokes With Friends

Pregnant Fat One Liners

Which pregnant fat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pregnant fat? I can suggest the ones about fat mama and mamma fat.

  1. I asked someone if they were pregnant or just fat... He punched me.
  2. How do you know when a fat person is pregnant? When they start eating for 4 instead of 2
  3. Yo Mama's so fat She didn't know she was pregnant until she went into labor
  4. I told her congrats on getting pregnant!! But then I realized she was just fat. oops!
  5. What's the worst thing to ask a fat woman? Are you pregnant?
  6. How can you tell if a fat chick is pregnant? You can't.

Comical & Quirky Pregnant Fat Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about pregnant fat you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean fat husband jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make pregnant fat prank.

A woman threatens her boyfriend

A woman threatens her boyfriend :
"If you won't stop telling me that I'm fat, I'm going to leave you !"
- "Don't do this darling ! Think about our child !" says the boyfriend, trying to convince her to stay.
- "But we **don't** have any child !" eructs the woman.
- "Wait, what ? You're not 8 months pregnant ?"

A little boy goes up to his pregnant mum, points at her fat belly and says, what's that?

She says… (a bit startled…) erm… that's a baby your daddy gave me that…
So the little boy walks off to find his dad with a confused look on his face…
daddy did you give mummy a baby ?
yeh I did son, that's right why do you ask…?
well don't give her another, she ate the last one!

"I know what you have been s**... on"

My nephew has a habit of s**... his thumb, so i had a brilliant idea to make him stop. I told him people that s**... their thumbs become fat.
At the store yesterday however, we ran across a pregnant lady and he had the great idea to shout "I know what you have been s**... on" in the middle of the store.

A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.

Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.

Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

A Boy and a Pregnant woman

A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

A fat woman goes to the doctor for a check up.

After running some tests, the doctor comes back into the room to tell her the results.
Doc: "It looks like you're pregnant"
Woman: "I'm pregnant?!"
Doc: "No, it looks like you are pregnant fatty"

Pregnant Woman

There was this little kid who had a bad habit of s**... his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop s**... his thumb, he'd get fat.
Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"

I know what you did

A little kid is often picking his nose. His mother tells him: "Honey, don't do this". The little kid asks "why?". The mother wants to think of some excuse so she says: "because... when you do it, then when you grow up, you will be fat like our neighbour next door."

After some time the little kid is in a subway train and spots a pregnant woman there. He starts to wink and point to her belly.

"Why do you do that?" asks the woman.

The little kid winks again: "I know what you did."

Two pregnant women on a bench were talking to each other.

They saw a fat guy with a big belly. On seeing the fat guy, one said, " I will give birth to a handsome boy." On this the other said, " I will give birth to you a beautiful girl."
With intention to make fun of the guy , they asked the fat guy, "What are you gonna give birth to?"
He said I am gonna give birth to a young elephant and drops his pants.
" See, the trunk's coming out".

Why do fat women rarely get pregnant?

Cause the bed falls through the floor during s**... and she gets an immediate miscarriage.

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these pregnant fat jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.