Pregnant Cat Jokes

5 pregnant cat jokes and hilarious pregnant cat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pregnant cat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Pregnant Cat Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good pregnant cat joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Little Johnny was sitting on the curb

Shaking a bottle of turpentine. The local priest walking by, stopped and asked what he had in the bottle. Johnny said, this is the most powerful liquid in the world, turpentine. The priest said, the most powerful liquid in the world is holy water. A couple drops on a pregnant woman's belly, and she will pass a baby boy . Johnny said, That's nothing! A couple drops of this turpentine on a cat's a**..., it will pass a motorcycle.

We couldn't understand whether our cat was pregnant or not

But after a couple months it became a parent.

A preacher and a young boy were sitting at a bus stop.

The boy had a bottle of clear liquid and he kept shaking it up, looking at the bubbles. The preacher asked the youngster what he had in the bottle. "Preacher man, this here is the strongest liquid known to mankind, Turpentine!"
The preacher reaching into his vest pocket, "Young man, I beg to differ! This here is holy water! You put some of this on a pregnant woman's belly, she will pass a baby boy!". The boy replied, "Heck preacher, that ain't nothing! You put some of this on a cats a**..., it will pass a motorcycle!"

A cat got his owl friend pregnant

They're expecting meowls.
<(OvO)> Lowl

I wanted to get a cat...

So my wife got pregnant .

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