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Funniest Preferably Short Jokes

Short preferably jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The preferably humour may include short would rather jokes also.

1. I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer Smoking or Non-smoking . Apparently the correct terms are Cremation and Burial .
2. Why doesn't America parade its new military hardware and tanks down main street like other countries? Because they prefer to parade it down main street IN other countries.
3. A man and a woman are lying in bed late night... ...and the woman asks her man: "Honey, do you prefer smart or pretty women?" and the man responds calmly: "Neither, baby, I prefer you."
4. I got fired on the first day of my new job for asking customers if they would prefer "Smoking or Non-Smoking." Apparently, the correct phrase is, "Cremation or Burial."
5. I got fired from my job because I kept asking the customers if they prefer smoking or nonsmoking. Apparently the correct terms are "Cremation" and "Burial".
6. Person 1 says: I like Eminem Person 2 says: Well, I prefer Skittles.
   Person 1 says: No- I meant the rapper.
   Person 2 says, confused: Why would you eat the wrapper?
7. What's chocolate's preferred pronouns? Her/she
   I got an eye roll from the wife on this one. I guess that's the dad joke seal of approval.
8. You are what you think you are Her: What do you do?
   Me: Global prosthetics distribution.
   Her: So you're an artificial limb salesman?
   Me: I prefer 'international arms dealer'.
9. Since you like Dad jokes. Here's one I laid on my wife while she was folding my infant daughters clothes. Wife: Could you go and grab the baby hangers?
   Me: They prefer to be called executioners.
10. Why do they actually prefer non-swimmers in the Navy? They defend their ship with a lot more enthusiasm.

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Preferably One Liners

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1. Why doesn't michael jackson drink coffee? Because he prefers "Tea-hee!"
2. What is the preferred pizza for epileptic midgets? Little Seizures.
   (I am so sorry)
3. My friend handed me a peach. I told him I prefer pears. So he handed me another one.
4. I got a sweater on my birthday I would have preferred a moaner or screamer.
5. Do you know why programers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
6. My uncle's joke he just came up with: What are chocolate's preferred pronouns? Her, She
7. Why does a programmer prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs
8. How many bros does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer Natural Light.
9. Which sith lord prefers to cripple his opponents rather than kill them? Darth Ritis
10. TIL the term "cannibal" is offensive. They prefer to be called "humanitarians."
11. I like my women like I like my dog. Actually, No. I prefer the dog.
12. Why don't mathematicians have degrees? They prefer radians.
13. Why don't Japanese cannibals cook their food? Because they prefer ramen.
14. Slavery is such an ugly word... I prefer the term lifetime unpaid internship.
15. Why does Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine? You only get one shot…

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