Prefer Jokes

Funniest Prefer Short Jokes

Short prefer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The prefer humour may include short would rather jokes also.

1. I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer Smoking or Non-smoking . Apparently the correct terms are Cremation and Burial .
2. Why doesn't America parade its new military hardware and tanks down main street like other countries? Because they prefer to parade it down main street IN other countries.
3. A man and a woman are lying in bed late night... ...and the woman asks her man: "Honey, do you prefer smart or pretty women?" and the man responds calmly: "Neither, baby, I prefer you."
4. Person 1 says: I like Eminem Person 2 says: Well, I prefer Skittles.
   Person 1 says: No- I meant the rapper.
   Person 2 says, confused: Why would you eat the wrapper?
5. What's chocolate's preferred pronouns? Her/she
   I got an eye roll from the wife on this one. I guess that's the dad joke seal of approval.
6. You are what you think you are Her: What do you do?
   Me: Global prosthetics distribution.
   Her: So you're an artificial limb salesman?
   Me: I prefer 'international arms dealer'.
7. Since you like Dad jokes. Here's one I laid on my wife while she was folding my infant daughters clothes. Wife: Could you go and grab the baby hangers?
   Me: They prefer to be called executioners.
8. Why do they actually prefer non-swimmers in the Navy? They defend their ship with a lot more enthusiasm.
9. You know how in restaurants they often ask you if you prefer bottled water or tap water? In Flint, the waiter asks you, "Regular or Unleaded?"
10. What flavor gum does the President prefer? Governmint
    Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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Prefer One Liners

Which prefer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with prefer? I can suggest the ones about choose and alternative.

1. Why doesn't michael jackson drink coffee? Because he prefers "Tea-hee!"
2. What is the preferred pizza for epileptic midgets? Little Seizures.
   (I am so sorry)
3. My friend handed me a peach. I told him I prefer pears. So he handed me another one.
4. I got a sweater on my birthday I would have preferred a moaner or screamer.
5. Do you know why programers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
6. My uncle's joke he just came up with: What are chocolate's preferred pronouns? Her, She
7. How many bros does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer Natural Light.
8. Which sith lord prefers to cripple his opponents rather than kill them? Darth Ritis
9. TIL the term "cannibal" is offensive. They prefer to be called "humanitarians."
10. I like my women like I like my dog. Actually, No. I prefer the dog.
11. Why don't mathematicians have degrees? They prefer radians.
12. Why don't Japanese cannibals cook their food? Because they prefer ramen.
13. Slavery is such an ugly word... I prefer the term lifetime unpaid internship.
14. Why does Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine? You only get one shot…
15. Why do men prefer guns over woman? You can put a silencer on a gun.

Do You Prefer Jokes

Here is a list of funny do you prefer jokes and even better do you prefer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• At the hearings, Kavanaugh was asked how he would prefer to cross a waist deep river, in a rowboat or simply walk across it He said he doesn't want to give an opinion on Row Vs. Wade
• Why do thieves prefer to steal Android phones over iPhones? Because they like to Hangout and not FaceTime.
• Anti-Vaxx parents hate it when you call their toddler's outbursts a "temper tantrum." They prefer the term "mid-life crisis"
• ‪If I were to be stranded on an island with anyone I would prefer to be stranded with a vegan... Mostly because it's healthier to eat grass-fed meat. ‬
• Two men are discussing how they'll reach a lightbulb that needs to be changed. Man 1: would you like the ladder or the step stool?
  Man 2: I prefer the ladder.
  Man 1: ok, step stool it is.
• A girl once said about me "He's the one!" Granted I would have preferred she didn't say it in a police lineup. But you have to take what you get.
• My date asked if I prefer cats or dogs. I replied, "I don't even see them on the menu. What page are you on?"
• The wife asks her husband -What do you prefer, honey? A smart woman or a beautiful woman?
  -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you
• My farmer friend told me that horse manure is excellent for strawberries. I said, You may be right, but I still prefer whipped cream.
• What pronouns do Amber Heard's lawyers prefer? Hear/say

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