The Best 83 Prefer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prefer jokes. There are some prefer opted jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prefer tend puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Prefer Jokes and Puns

I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer Smoking or Non-smoking .

Apparently the correct terms are Cremation and Burial .

One day after sex, my girl told me she used to be a Christian.

Me: "It doesn't worry me at all, babe."

Her: "Awesome! I really so much prefer being a Christine."

I don't like the term 'Anal Bleaching'.

I prefer to call it 'changing my ringtone'.

Prefer joke, I don't like the term 'Anal Bleaching'.

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, but do you thell baby bunnieth?".

The pet store owner smiles and says, "Why, yes, sweetheart! We sell all kinds of baby bunnies. Now... what kind of baby bunny would you like? Would you like a baby grey bunny? Or a baby white bunny? Or would you prefer a pretty brown bunny?"

The little girl replies, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

Three expatriates are drinking in a NY City bar

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Β "As good as this is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home.Β In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's.Β The landlord goes out of his way for the locals.Β When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth.

"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "at my local pub in London, the Red Lion,Β the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Irishman, "back home in my favorite pub, theΒ moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all theΒ drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take youΒ upstairs and see dat you gets laid, all on the house!"

The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims.

The Irishman swore every word was true.

"Did this actually happen to you?" they asked.

"No not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman,
"but it did happen toΒ me sister quite a few times."


When I'm having sex with a woman I prefer to do it atop a pile of fermented apples…

I just love the feeling of being in cider.

What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

...mainly SMALL ARMS.

Prefer joke, What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

Most serial killers are men.

That's because women prefer to kill just one man, over a period of many, many years.

Irish pubs are the best

As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."

"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London, the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Irishman, "back home in Cork at my favourite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you gets laid, all on the house!"

The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of these claims. The Irishman swore every word was true, but they asked, "Did this actually happen to you?"

"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister quite a few times

Why do lesbians prefer going to Sports Authority?

They don't like Dicks...

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

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Does size matter?

Some women say size doesn't matter.

Some even say that they prefer smaller ones. I think that they're just shallow.

Why are there so many tree-lined roads in France?

Because German soldiers prefer to march in the shade.

A man and a woman are lying in bed late night...

...and the woman asks her man: "Honey, do you prefer smart or pretty women?" and the man responds calmly: "Neither, baby, I prefer you."

I have to say, I prefer audio books to written books

I don't know why. I guess they just really speak to me.

I'm currently a recovering alcoholic...

But I prefer the term "hungover."

Prefer joke, I'm currently a recovering alcoholic...

My dog can speak English.

My dog can speak English.
When I ask him how his day was, he says "rough!"
When I ask him what sandpaper feels like he says "rough!"
When I ask him where my golf ball went he says "rough!"
And when I ask him how aggressively he likes to play he says "I prefer to minimize the chance of injury"

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

Three Doctors

Three doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ''I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.'' Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ''I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.'' Doctor Ahn says, ''I prefer lawyers. They're gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear-ends are interchangeable.''


What type of skiing do Jews prefer?

Shlalom

Why do men prefer white women?

They want the dishwasher to match with their fridge

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

You know how in restaurants they often ask you if you prefer bottled water or tap water?

In Flint, the waiter asks you, "Regular or Unleaded?"

Man asks blonde for coffee without cream.

Blonde replies: "We're out of cream. Would you prefer coffee without milk instead?"

Why don't lesbians cook?

They prefer to eat out.

The wike asks his husband: Honey, what do you prefer? A beautiful woman or an intelligent woman?

Neither one, you know I just like you

Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

You are what you think you are

Her: What do you do?

Me: Global prosthetics distribution.

Her: So you're an artificial limb salesman?

Me: I prefer 'international arms dealer'.

You always hear about alpha males and beta males, but I'd prefer to be a gamma male

They have a higher rate of penetration...

How many Hillary Clinton fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Hillary Clinton fans prefer to stay in the dark.

The wife asks her husband

-What do you prefer, honey? A smart woman or a beautiful woman?

-Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Slavery is such an ugly word...

I prefer the term lifetime unpaid internship.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint

Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint.

inspired by the presidential gum joke.

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

A guy wakes up to a woman next to him in bed

and she was already awake. She says to him "I have a confession to make, I was once a Christian"

The guy, still half-asleep says, "oh that's okay babe, I've never really been one to care."

"Oh good" she replies, "I much prefer being a Christine anyways."

I don't think it's correct to call them grammar Nazis anymore...

They seem to prefer the label "alt-write" nowadays.

I like my women like I like my dog.

Actually, No. I prefer the dog.

For Christmas last year I got a sweater.

This year I'd prefer a moaner or a squirter.

The term 'Grammar Nazi' is outdated and offensive...

...we prefer to be called the Alt-Write

Woman to Dentist: "Its so painful"

Woman to Dentist: "Its so painful. I will prefer to get Pregnant than getting my cavity filled"
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Dentist: " Make a Decision, I will adjust the chair accordingly."

What is the preferred sandwich of the working class? [OC]

A plebian-J.

My girlfriend tells me small penises aren't a problem.

Still, I'd prefer she didn't have one at all..

Since you like Dad jokes. Here's one I laid on my wife while she was folding my infant daughters clothes.

Wife: Could you go and grab the baby hangers?

Me: They prefer to be called executioners.

What type of fuel do painters prefer?

Whatever makes the van gogh..

-id like to mention, for what its worth, that this is an original joke (as stupid as it is), which i thought of independently. I was and am proud of it. If anyone finds it somewhere else please burst my bubble.

My date asked if I prefer cats or dogs.

I replied, "I don't even see them on the menu. What page are you on?"

An older couple is getting married...

An older couple is getting married. The husband-to-be looks at his bride and asks, "What's your opinion on sex?"

The bride says, "I prefer it infrequently."

The man replies, "Is infrequently one word or two?"

Why do thieves prefer to steal Android phones over iPhones?

Because they like to Hangout and not FaceTime.

Why did the pirate prefer slightly above average students?

Because he always preferred the high C's

Kale.

I prefer mine with a silent "K"

I got fired on the first day of my new job for asking customers if they would prefer "Smoking or Non-Smoking."

Apparently, the correct phrase is, "Cremation or Burial."

Why do men prefer guns over woman?

You can put a silencer on a gun.

β€ͺIf I were to be stranded on an island with anyone I would prefer to be stranded with a vegan...

Mostly because it's healthier to eat grass-fed meat. ‬

I would prefer to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandma,

not screaming in terror like her passengers.

The United States doesn't use torture techniques such as water boarding

The prefer the term "tactical baptism"

They say kids are gifts...

But I prefer the box they come in.

Why do people with asthma prefer to be cremated when they die?

Because they hate coffin.

Why do aliens avoid having sex in public?

They prefer to come in peace

So my coworkers and I were sent to "sensitivity training"

The lady running it said, "you have to use the right words to refer to people, because you don't want to offend them. Instead of 'policeman', say 'police officer'. Instead of 'fireman' say 'firefighter'. Don't say 'chairman', say 'chairperson'."

"Um, excuse me," I said, "I think they prefer to be called people with disabilities'."

At the hearings, Kavanaugh was asked how he would prefer to cross a waist deep river, in a rowboat or simply walk across it

He said he doesn't want to give an opinion on Row Vs. Wade

Anti-Vaxx parents hate it when you call their toddler's outbursts a "temper tantrum."

They prefer the term "mid-life crisis"

What vacuum cleaner brand do Antivaxxers prefer?

Dyson.

A girl and guy are laying in bed after sex

She turns to him and says,

"Babe I need to tell you something, I used to be a Christian."

He said:
"That doesn't bother me any!"

She responded:
"That's a relief, I much prefer being a Christine."

Do you know why programers prefer dark mode?

Because light attracts bugs.

The woman asks her husband: "Do you prefer a beautiful woman or an intelligent woman?"

The husband replies: "None of them, you know I only like you!".





Why did Pinocchio prefer wooden girls over the real thing?

Because the wooden girls are knotty!

Two men are discussing how they'll reach a lightbulb that needs to be changed.

Man 1: would you like the ladder or the step stool?

Man 2: I prefer the ladder.

Man 1: ok, step stool it is.

TIL the term "cannibal" is offensive.

They prefer to be called "humanitarians."

Why don't Japanese cannibals cook their food?

Because they prefer ramen.

A solar panel, a wind turbine and a hydro dam are all getting to know each other.

'What kind of music are you into?' asks the dam.
'I'm into trance', replies the solar panel.
'Ooh, too intense for me', dam says, 'I much prefer classical melodies, maybe a little 60s soul at the weekends.'
'What about you Mr Turbine? What are you into?'
'Me?' He replies, 'I'm a huge metal fan.'

My husband always takes the elevator, whereas I always prefer the stairs.

**I guess we are raised differently :/**

How many Discord users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They prefer dark mode.

So I did some research...

and Chinese people like listening to music on their phones with earbuds, black people like portable speakers, Mexicans prefer cheaper systems in their home with big speakers and white people like higher end but compact systems...

Sorry, I guess I shouldn't be discussing racial stereo types.

A pregnant lady at the doctors.

Doctor: "Do you wish that the the baby's father be present at the birth?"

Patient: "I prefer not.

Doctor: Oh Why is that?

Patient: He doesn't get along with my husband."

Four Surgeons are getting coffee

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered".

"I think librarians are the easiest" said the second surgeon. "When you open them up all their organs are alphabetically ordered".

The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on electricians. All their organs are color coded".

The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They are heartless, spineless, gutless, and their head and their ass are interchangeable."

Why does Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine?

You only get one shot…

Don't call me a trash picker …

I prefer to be called a *discardiologist*.

Why do medieval ghosts refuse to stop at McDonald's?

They prefer Wight Castle.

People say I have a Dad Bod

I prefer Father Figure

Person 1 says: I like Eminem

Person 2 says: Well, I prefer Skittles.
Person 1 says: No- I meant the rapper.
Person 2 says, confused: Why would you eat the wrapper?

Why do necromancer's hate original cartoon shows?

Because they prefer the reanimated versions.

What did the baby say to the mama?

I don't always drink milk, but when I do, I prefer Dos Tetas.

How does Elvira prefer to invest her money?

Crypt-ocurrency

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