Prediction Jokes
9 prediction jokes and hilarious prediction puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about prediction that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Enjoy a laugh with this collection of jokes about weather prediction and the dedicated fanbase that follows it in the month of December. Whether you're in search of a good chuckle or a humorous take on predictive forecasting, this article has something for everyone.
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I just watched a movie about a y=x graph
The plot was a bit predictable
And a little flat
Good special f(x) though
Today, I met Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother, Broco Lee.
I met a few of his cousins too;
The one who can't take a joke, Serious Lee.
The one is always there last minute, Sudden Lee.
The one who doesn't understand Metaphors, Literal Lee.
The one who is always throwing shade, Sarcastic Lee.
The one who is so sure of himself, Definite Lee.
The one you can always predict, Usual Lee.
The one whose always smiling, Happy Lee.
The one in disgrace, Shameful Lee.
The one that isn't very good looking, Ug Lee
AND,
The one who likes perfection, Exact Lee
In short, I met the whole Fama Lee.
The U.K. government have predicted that Scotland could become a third world country if they gain independence.
I don't know if things will improve to that extent but fingers crossed for them.
While testing a newly installed computer, an Army officer asked the machine to predict the probability of World War Three and promptly received a one-word answer: "Yes."
Annoyed at the lack of detail, the officer
barked, "Yes, what?" Instantly the machine
replied, "Yes, sir!"
I am from the future I can predict the score of the super bowl LVII before it starts...
0-0
My grandfather predicted that the titanic would sink.
He tried to warn everyone that it was going to sink, but the fools wouldn't listen. Being the good man that he was, he kept on urging people to heed his warning, right up until he was escorted out of the movie theatre by security.
What do you call a formula that can predict Al Gore's dance moves?
An al gore Rhythm algorithm.
Sad to report that the inventor of predictive text has passed away
His funfair will be held next Monkey
Big vote today in England. If Leave wins I predict :
Brexit to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovakout. Latervia. Byegium
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