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I just watched a movie about a y=x graph

The plot was a bit predictable
And a little flat
Good special f(x) though

Today, I met Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother, Broco Lee.

I met a few of his cousins too;
The one who can't take a joke, Serious Lee.
The one is always there last minute, Sudden Lee.
The one who doesn't understand Metaphors, Literal Lee.
The one who is always throwing shade, Sarcastic Lee.
The one who is so sure of himself, Definite Lee.
The one you can always predict, Usual Lee.
The one whose always smiling, Happy Lee.
The one in disgrace, Shameful Lee.
The one that isn't very good looking, Ug Lee
AND,
The one who likes perfection, Exact Lee
In short, I met the whole Fama Lee.

The U.K. government have predicted that Scotland could become a third world country if they gain independence.

I don't know if things will improve to that extent but fingers crossed for them.

While testing a newly installed computer, an Army officer asked the machine to predict the probability of World War Three and promptly received a one-word answer: "Yes."

Annoyed at the lack of detail, the officer
barked, "Yes, what?" Instantly the machine
replied, "Yes, sir!"

I am from the future I can predict the score of the super bowl LVII before it starts...

0-0

My grandfather predicted that the titanic would sink.

He tried to warn everyone that it was going to sink, but the fools wouldn't listen. Being the good man that he was, he kept on urging people to heed his warning, right up until he was escorted out of the movie theatre by security.

What do you call a formula that can predict Al Gore's dance moves?

An al gore Rhythm algorithm.

Sad to report that the inventor of predictive text has passed away

His funfair will be held next Monkey


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Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

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