The Best 29 Predators Jokes

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If America is storming Area 51 then the Europeans can storm the Vatican

We'll take the aliens, you get the predators

The swordfish has no natural predators to fear from...

....except the penfish, which is supposed to be even mightier.

The swordfish doesn't have any natural predators to fear of ...

... except for the penfish, which is thought to be even mightier.

Predators joke, The swordfish doesn't have any natural predators to fear of ...

The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild,

Except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.

What's the largest database for child sex predators?


What do you call it when you see two sexual predators running?

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I feed my cat vegan food.

Now some of you may say "but they are predators they need meat." You're right, that's why I feed my cat only the finest vegans.

Predators joke, I feed my cat vegan food.

There's 30 sexual predators that live near me

So why do we always have to meet at my place?

My son is playing hockey for the youth Nashville team.


Grammar Nazis should be locked up!

There textual predators!

Apparently women like tall men as it makes them feel protected.

That's probably why men like thin women, so they can see predators sneaking up behind the women.

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How many sexual predators does it take to start a local music scene?

Come to the show and find out. It starts at 8, $10 to get in girls get in free if they show their tits, our bands on at 10 you should definitely check us out we're really good I've been trying to get us a record deal. Anyway you trying to come to my place after this I have a 12 pack of twisted teas at home?

I really love cute night predators

They're adorabowl !

What do you call a collection of information about oceanic predators?


Research has shown therapists can easily become the sexual predators.

It's only a matter of space.


So, we humans are predators because we have eyes on the front of our face because if they're on the side then you're a prey. We also have sexual desires so in theory were all sexual predators.

The only difference is im registered.

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If Americans raid Area 51, then Europeans should try for Vatican.

Americans will get the aliens, others will get the predators.

The NHL's Florida Panthers have apologized to their fans for using Kevin Spacey in a marketing campaign

it's probably for the best. He's a better fit with the Nashville Predators

I left my front door open and my Roomba got out, and now I can't find it. What are the consequences of this? It has no natural predators...

Nature abhors a vacuum

Whats the real theme of the baby shark song?

Child predators!

Why I don't get about Lion King...

Why the f\*ck do all those animals worship their predators??

The swordfish has very few natural predators.

One being the penfish which is considered mightier.

Why do animals get nervous around Kevin Spacey?

They know there are predators nearby

The last time this many predators were taken down all at once

it was the late Mesozoic Era.

Why do sexual predators become priests

Because it's less suspicious when you tell children to get on their knees.

Anyone else feel that Chris Hansen glorifies sexual predators?

IDK, he's just always putting those guys on a pedo stool.

Those stickers of families you see on the back of mini-vans are like menus..

For sexual predators.

The Predator, Myself and a 10 year old boy.... The Jungle in Panama... Who survives?

Trick Question... There are two predators.

Sexual predators are never funny

Unless Lena Dunham writes about being one.

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