predators Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious predators puns

If America is storming Area 51 then the Europeans can storm the Vatican

We'll take the aliens, you get the predators

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The swordfish doesn't have any natural predators to fear of ...

... except for the penfish, which is thought to be even mightier.

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The swordfish has no natural predators to be afraid of...

Except for the penfish, which is thought to be mightier.

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The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild,

Except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.

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What's the largest database for child sex predators?

IMDB

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Little known fact- the sword fish has few predators to worry about in the wild... except

for the rarely seen Penfish which is said to be even mightier.

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Coyote Problem

The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population.

It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators, the tree-huggers had a "more humane" solution.

What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive; the males would then be castrated and let loose again. Therefore the population would be controlled.

All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes.

Finally, an old boy in the back of the conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and said, "Son, I don't think you understand our problem. Those coyotes ain't fuckin' our sheep - they're eatin' 'em!"

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I feed my cat vegan food.

Now some of you may say "but they are predators they need meat." You're right, that's why I feed my cat only the finest vegans.

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There's 30 sexual predators that live near me

So why do we always have to meet at my place?

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My son is playing hockey for the youth Nashville team.

GO CHILD PREDATORS!!!

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So three mice get into Heaven...

And they are greeted by St. Peter. Peter says to them "Because you lived good lives, each of you gets one wish." They say to Peter "We spent our entire lives running from predators, and our legs got very tired. Can you give us skateboards to get around?" Peter obliges, and they get three skateboards.

About a week later, Peter is checking in on everybody in Heaven. He runs into the cat that died about a month earlier, and he asks how he is doing. The cat says "Heaven is fabulous! I especially love the meals on wheels you sent me a few days ago!"

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Grammar Nazis should be locked up!

There textual predators!

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Apparently women like tall men as it makes them feel protected.

That's probably why men like thin women, so they can see predators sneaking up behind the women.

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I really love cute night predators

They're adorabowl !

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Research has shown therapists can easily become the sexual predators.

It's only a matter of space.

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The NHL's Florida Panthers have apologized to their fans for using Kevin Spacey in a marketing campaign

it's probably for the best. He's a better fit with the Nashville Predators

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Sexual predators are never funny

Unless Lena Dunham writes about being one.

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What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile

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What do you call Nashville's Junior Hockey League?

The Child Predators.

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What are cats' natural predators?

Cars.

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Anyone else feel that Chris Hansen glorifies sexual predators?

IDK, he's just always putting those guys on a pedo stool.

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What do R. Kelly fans and Mormons have in common?

They both defend sexual predators.

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I left my front door open and my Roomba got out, and now I can't find it. What are the consequences of this? It has no natural predators...

Nature abhors a vacuum

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Whats the real theme of the baby shark song?

Child predators!

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The last time this many predators were taken down all at once

it was the late Mesozoic Era.

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Why do animals get nervous around Kevin Spacey?

They know there are predators nearby

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Why I don't get about Lion King...

Why the f\*ck do all those animals worship their predators??

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The swordfish has very few natural predators.

One being the penfish which is considered mightier.

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What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

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What's a predators favourite rhyme?

Fee Fi Fo Fum, stick your willy in a child's bum.

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The Predator, Myself and a 10 year old boy.... The Jungle in Panama... Who survives?

Trick Question... There are two predators.

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Immigrants and pedophiles get into a brawl. What is the new headline?

Aliens vs Predators!

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Why do sexual predators become priests

Because it's less suspicious when you tell children to get on their knees.

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Why do sexual predators enjoying screwing young people so much?

All of their untapped potential.

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Those stickers of families you see on the back of mini-vans are like menus..

For sexual predators.

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