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What do you call an i**... Italian immigrant?

an imPASTA!

I hear the new Predator movie will star..

Kevin Spacey.

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Have you heard about the movie where an i**... immigrant hunts down a priest to get vengence?

It's called Alien vs. Predator

"Aliens vs Predator" is a good title for a movie...

... about the current situation of USA Immigration.

This year's presidential election shares the same tagline as the 2004 movie "Alien versus Predator".

"Whoever wins... We lose."

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Did you hear they're going to be making a new alien versus predator movie

It's going to be starring an i**... immigrant versus bill Cosby

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

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If Arnold does star in the new Predator movie..

He would probably be sent back in time with his Expendables team to kill the Predator who was the actual John Connor.

You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.

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