Predator Jokes

Funniest Predator Short Jokes

Short predator jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The predator humour may include short prey jokes also.

1. If America is storming Area 51 then the Europeans can storm the Vatican We'll take the alien, you get the predators
2. The swordfish has no natural predators to fear from... ....except the penfish, which is supposed to be even mightier.
3. Why do koi fish travel in groups of four? To protect the group from predators. When attacked, kois A, B, and C will go in one direction. The fourth one is the D koi.
4. The swordfish doesn't have any natural predators to fear of ... ... except for the penfish, which is thought to be even mightier.
5. Why do koi always swim in groups of 4? So that while the A koi, B koi and C koi escape the predator will always go for the D koi
6. How do you advertise a boxing match between a Hispanic construction worker, and a Catholic priest. Alien vs predator
7. What's the difference between "To Catch a Predator" and Harvey Weinstein? One stars molesters, while the other molests stars.
8. The Swordfish has no natural predators... ....Except the Penfish, which is supposed to be even mightier.
9. The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild, Except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.
10. When Santa enters a house to give stuff to kids he's a hero and a amazingly kind man When I do it I get arrested for trespassing and being a child predator

Share These Predator Jokes With Friends

Predator One Liners

Which predator one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with predator? I can suggest the ones about bird of prey and monster.

1. What do you call a Mexican fighting a Priest? (slightly offensive) Alien vs. Predator
2. What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle? Alien vs Predator.
3. The swordfish has only one predator to worry about. The penfish.
4. What do you call a boxing match between a Mexican and a priest? Alien vs. Predator
5. What do you call an i**... Italian immigrant? an imPASTA!
6. I hear the new Predator movie will star.. Kevin Spacey.
7. I saw a Mexican fighting Jared Fogel I finally saw Alien vs Predator
8. What was the court case between an immigrant and a priest called? Alien v. Predator.
9. The Vatican decides to storm Area 51... Alien V.S. Predator
10. My son is playing hockey for the youth Nashville team. GO CHILD PREDATORS!!!
11. What do you call a priest that flies A predator drone.
12. What do you call a priest who is touring Area 51? Alien versus predator
13. What do you call it when R Kelly and 21 Savage fight? Alien vs. Predator
14. A catholic priest, a predator and a criminal walk into a bar He ordered a beer
15. What do you call a lion that steals credit cards? An AMEX predator.

Alien Vs Predator Jokes

Here is a list of funny alien vs predator jokes and even better alien vs predator puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I was never allowed to see Alien vs. Predator as a kid The closest I got was watching my uncle rant about immigrants.
• In the late '80s, NBC's most popular sitcom was the Cosby Show, with ALF not far behind. Knowing what we know now, I guess you could call their weekly ratings battle Alien vs. Predator.
• "Aliens vs Predator" is a good title for a movie... ... about the current situation of USA Immigration.
• I got a bootleg copy of "Alien vs Predator" It was just some Mexican guy fighting a priest!
• what do you call Mark Zuckerberg fighting a crocodile? Alien VS Predator!
• What do you call a rap battle between 21 savage and Six-Nine? Alien vs predator
• What do you call it when Bill Cosby attacks an immigrant? Alien vs. Predator
• What do you call a Mexican in Washington D.C.? Alien vs. Predator
• You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
  Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
• We should have a TV show where i**... immigrants hunt down s**... offenders for a chance at citizenship We can call it "Alien vs Predator"

Predator Movie Jokes

Here is a list of funny predator movie jokes and even better predator movie puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• This year's presidential election shares the same tagline as the 2004 movie "Alien versus Predator". "Whoever wins... We lose."
• If Arnold does star in the new Predator movie.. He would probably be sent back in time with his Expendables team to kill the Predator who was the actual John Connor.
• I heard there's a new movie coming out where an i**... immigrant turns vigilante and battles a child m**...... They're calling it Alien vs Predator.
• I hear they made a movie about an i**... immigrant who beats up a child abuser. Alien vs Predator
• Have you heard about the movie where an i**... immigrant hunts down a priest to get vengence? It's called Alien vs. Predator
• If they made a movie about a p**... fighting an immigrant Would it be called Alien vs Predator?
• Did you hear they're going to be making a new alien versus predator movie It's going to be starring an i**... immigrant versus bill Cosby

Cheeky Predator Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about predator you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cougar jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make predator pranks.