Precipitation Jokes
39 precipitation jokes and hilarious precipitation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about precipitation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Precipitation Short Jokes
Short precipitation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The precipitation humour may include short rain falls jokes also.
- I'm sick and tired of these millennial weathermen... In my day, only the raining champion got an award, but nowadays everyone wants a precipitation trophy.
- My son lost a youth baseball game because of heavy rain... ...he received a precipitation trophy
- A bunch of cations walk into a bar that is notorious for only serving anions. This precipitated many a salts and batteries.
- 4 Weather Patterns Are In A Race Sunny gets gold.
Cloudy gets silver.
Snowy gets bronze.
And Rainy gets a precipitation award. - What do you call it when you can't leave Russia cause it's precipitating under 32 degrees? Snowden
- A chemistry professor was arguing with his wife. He said, "Now see, If you are not a part of the solution then you are a part of the precipitate.
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Precipitation One Liners
Which precipitation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with precipitation? I can suggest the ones about rains and rain drop.
- If you're not part of the solution... You're part of the precipitate.
- Did you hear about the meteorologist competition? The losers got precipitation trophies.
- What reward does a light rain get? A precipitation trophy!
- What is a snowflake's school grade based on? Class precipitation.
- You're either part of the solution Or part of the precipitate
- What does a hippie king and rancid precipitation have in common? Acid Reign
- The king of precipitation doesn't visit Earth very often. He reigns from above.
- Water evaporates, condenses, precipitates, and evaporates again. It's a viscous cycle.
- I like my women the way I like my zinc precipitate Dirty and white
- What did the rain and the snow get when they lost the race? Precipitation trophies.
- As a millennial snowflake, if I can't win, I at least expect a ribbon for precipitation.
- How Did the Millennial Know Xe Was a Special Snowflake? Xe got a precipitation trophy.
- Expect some precipitation later tonight. Because I'm about to make it rain on deez hoez.
- Once saw a bunch of n**... saluting in icy precipitation. It was quite the heil storm.
- What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of t**...
Cheerful Precipitation Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about precipitation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pouring rain jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make precipitation pranks.
A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on christmas Eve
They feel a slight precipitation.
"I think it's raining," says the man.
"No, it's snowing," replies the woman.
"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"
"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile. See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.
A couple is walking in Moscow when they feel a slight precipitation
The husband says "ah, it's raining"
The wife replies "no it's snowing"
"How about we ask this communist officer here" replies the husband, "he is always right!,
"Officer Rudolph, Is it raining or snowing?"
"definitely raining" replies Rudolph before walking off
"see?" says the husband,
"Rudolph the red knows rain, dear"
A couple are walking through St Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve
They feel a slight precipitation.
The man says, "I think it's raining."
His wife disagrees, "No, it's snowing!"
Unable to agree, the man says, "why don't we ask the nice Communist officer over here? He's always right! Officer Rudolf, is it raining or snowing?"
"Definitely raining," said the officer before walking off.
"See?" the husband says, "Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."
A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.
I think it's raining. says the man.
No, it's snowing. replies the woman.
How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right! exclaims the man. Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?
Definitely raining. Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.
A woman and her husband were arguing over the current precipitation...
The woman insisted it was drizzling outside while her husband said that really, it was just misting.
They decided that the argument would be settled by asking their elderly former soviet neighbor Rudolf.
Rudolf grimaced at the sky for a moment and held up a hand to catch some of the falling moisture. "It is drizzle," he declared.
The husband, a little put out by losing the argument, complained. "And why are we accepting our neighbors judgement?"
"Because," the wife replied, "Rudolf the red knows rain, dear."
Rudolf
So a man and his wife were walking downtown when suddenly it started to precipitate
"It's raining" said the man
"No dear... it's definitely snowing" said the wife
Just then, the local communist, Rudolf, walks by
"It's raining" he says without blinking an eye
"See?" said the man
"Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear"
A married couple was standing outside...
A married couple was standing outside when they noticed some slight precipitation.
"I feel rain" said the man.
"No, it must be snow" said the woman.
"Let's ask communist officer Rudolf" said the man.
They asked him, and he told them it was raining, and the man said, "See? Rudolf the red knows rain, dear."
TIL Most of the world's coco is produced in Africa.
This is because of part of the continent's tropical savanna climate, particularly its precipitation. I love chocolate, so I'm really grateful for this.
Next time I eat a candy bar, I'll have to bless the rains down in Africa.
A Communist Party Official named Rudolph in Soviet Russia went for a walk...
He and his wife are walking outside when it starts to precipitate.
"Oh look, Rudolph," says his wife. "It's snowing!"
"That's rain, honey," says Rudolph.
"No, no, no, that's definitely snow," says his wife.
To this, he replies with "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
I went to see my obese doctor about a burning sensation when i pee.
My morbidly obese doctor gave me medicine and told me on monday there will be a chance of warm sprinkles with a little bit of precipitate. Tuesday through thursday it will cool off and by friday the conditions down there will be clear and normal.
He's quite the meaty urologist.
