The Best 20 Precipitation Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Precipitation jokes. There are some precipitation weatherman jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these precipitation snow puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Precipitation Jokes and Puns

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve

They feel a slight precipitation.

"I think it's raining," says the man.

"No, it's snowing," replies the woman.

"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"

"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.

A couple is walking in Moscow when they feel a slight precipitation

The husband says "ah, it's raining"

The wife replies "no it's snowing"

"How about we ask this communist officer here" replies the husband, "he is always right!,

"Officer Rudolph, Is it raining or snowing?"

"definitely raining" replies Rudolph before walking off

"see?" says the husband,

"Rudolph the red knows rain, dear"

I'm sick and tired of these millennial weathermen...

In my day, only the raining champion got an award, but nowadays everyone wants a precipitation trophy.

Precipitation joke, I'm sick and tired of these millennial weathermen...

A couple are walking through St Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve

They feel a slight precipitation.

The man says, "I think it's raining."

His wife disagrees, "No, it's snowing!"

Unable to agree, the man says, "why don't we ask the nice Communist officer over here? He's always right! Officer Rudolf, is it raining or snowing?"

"Definitely raining," said the officer before walking off.

"See?" the husband says, "Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."

My son lost a youth baseball game because of heavy rain...

...he received a precipitation trophy


A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.

I think it's raining. says the man.

No, it's snowing. replies the woman.

How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right! exclaims the man. Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?

Definitely raining. Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.

Did you hear about the meteorologist competition?

The losers got precipitation trophies.

Precipitation joke, Did you hear about the meteorologist competition?

A woman and her husband were arguing over the current precipitation...

The woman insisted it was drizzling outside while her husband said that really, it was just misting.

They decided that the argument would be settled by asking their elderly former soviet neighbor Rudolf.

Rudolf grimaced at the sky for a moment and held up a hand to catch some of the falling moisture. "It is drizzle," he declared.

The husband, a little put out by losing the argument, complained. "And why are we accepting our neighbors judgement?"

"Because," the wife replied, "Rudolf the red knows rain, dear."

What reward does a light rain get?

A precipitation trophy!

What is a snowflake's school grade based on?

Class precipitation.

Once saw a bunch of Nazis saluting in icy precipitation.

It was quite the heil storm.

You can explore precipitation hail reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean precipitation trophy dad jokes. There are also precipitation puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


4 Weather Patterns Are In A Race

Sunny gets gold.

Cloudy gets silver.

Snowy gets bronze.

And Rainy gets a precipitation award.

A married couple was standing outside...

A married couple was standing outside when they noticed some slight precipitation.

"I feel rain" said the man.

"No, it must be snow" said the woman.

"Let's ask communist officer Rudolf" said the man.

They asked him, and he told them it was raining, and the man said, "See? Rudolf the red knows rain, dear."

TIL Most of the world's coco is produced in Africa.

This is because of part of the continent's tropical savanna climate, particularly its precipitation. I love chocolate, so I'm really grateful for this.

Next time I eat a candy bar, I'll have to bless the rains down in Africa.

What does a hippie king and rancid precipitation have in common?

Acid Reign

The king of precipitation doesn't visit Earth very often.

He reigns from above.

Precipitation joke, The king of precipitation doesn't visit Earth very often.

What did the rain and the snow get when they lost the race?

Precipitation trophies.

As a millennial snowflake, if I can't win,

I at least expect a ribbon for precipitation.

How Did the Millennial Know Xe Was a Special Snowflake?

Xe got a precipitation trophy.


What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the precipitation thunderstorm jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working precipitation meteorologist piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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