Precipice Jokes
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A Texan at the Grand Canyon
I had a Slovakian friend who toured the Grand Canyon on his American holiday in a group with a Texan in it. They're standing on the precipice watching a sunset over the vast Southwest pastel and neon sky, when the Texan points to the stunning, striated canyon walls below and utters to my friend in a whisper, You know, I could fix that hole.
I saw a man at standing on the precipice of a cliff and knew he was paranoid.
He jumped to a conclusion.
If a centipede a pint, how much can a precipice?
A canopy.
Grampa's favorite joke? Okay, here's mine.
[It took me years to understand this. But he laughed every time he told it.]
If a centipede a pint, and velocipede a quart, how much would a precipice?
A canopy!
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