Precipice Jokes
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Humorous Precipice Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
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Running from a bear...
A hiker surprises a large Grizzly in the woods. The Bruin gives chase and as the man crashed blindly through the brush, he suddenly finds himself standing on a precipice overlooking a deep canyon. The bear is nearly upon him when the man in desperation shouts to the heavens, "Lord, give this bear some religion!" At that moment the bear drops to his knees in earnest prayer, "Our heavenly Father, Thank you for this meal I'm about to receive..."
A Texan at the Grand Canyon
I had a Slovakian friend who toured the Grand Canyon on his American holiday in a group with a Texan in it. They're standing on the precipice watching a sunset over the vast Southwest pastel and neon sky, when the Texan points to the stunning, striated canyon walls below and utters to my friend in a whisper, You know, I could fix that hole.
I saw a man at standing on the precipice of a cliff and knew he was paranoid.
He jumped to a conclusion.
If a centipede a pint, how much can a precipice?
A canopy.
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