The Best 7 Precinct Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Precinct jokes. There are some precinct county jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these precinct key puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Precinct Jokes and Puns

My local police precinct had the toilets stolen.....

Police say they have nothing to go on.

Drunk walks up to a beat cop

Says, "Ociffer, somebody stole my car!"

Cop says, "well where was it when you last saw it?"

Drunk holds up his keychain says, "it was right here on the end of this key!"

Cop looks the drunk up and down, points over the drunks shoulder says, " you'll need to go down to the precinct to fill out the paperwork, it's 4 blocks down that way."

Drunk says, "thanks ociffer." Starts to turn around to walk down there.

Cop says, "you'd better zip up your pants before you go in there."

Drunk looks down at his pants, says "oh man, they got my girl too!"

The toilet bowl was stolen from the local police precinct last night.

The cops have nothing to go on.

A drunk walks up to a cop...

Drunk: "Man, somebody stole my car..."

Cop: "Where was your car when it got stolen?"

Drunk: "Right here on the end of this key."

Cop: "Well maybe you should go down to the precinct, and they'll fill out all the proper paper work. But before you go, you might want to zip up your fly."

The drunk looks down and replies: "Man, they got my girl too..."

What do you call a group of pigs?

A precinct.


What do you call a group of 30-50 feral hogs?

A precinct

What nickname did the boys at the precinct give Gotham's police commissioner once they heard he sometimes likes to expose himself to women on the street?

Flash Gordon.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the precinct report jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working precinct station piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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