Pre School Jokes
16 pre school jokes and hilarious pre school puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pre school that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pre School Short Jokes
Short pre school jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pre school humour may include short preschool jokes also.
- I pulled my kid out of pre-school because they were indoctrinating him into a socialist liberal mindset Today, his teacher was teaching him how to share.
- I was picking up my sister from pre school when a teacher asked me: "Are you the father of Sophie?" He did not expect me to answer: "No, just her boyfriend".
- If Laywers learn at pre-law but Doctors learn at pre-med, where do Teachers learn at? Pre-school
- Whenever I make lunch plans with a friend I have to pre-plan my route and give myself an extra 30 minutes to get there. Staying 500 feet away from a school is harder than you think.
- What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students? Every single one counts.
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Pre School One Liners
Which pre school one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pre school? I can suggest the ones about primary school and kid school.
- What do you call a s**... kid in pre-school? Names.
Fun-Filled Pre School Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about pre school you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kindergarten jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pre school pranks.
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my pre school guitar teacher...
got in trouble for f**... A minor, but he wasn't as bad as bad as my pre school violin teacher...he fiddled with kids... but both were not nearly as bad as my pre school piano teacher....who r**... me in the mouth
My 3 year old told me a joke on our way home from pre-school.
From her car seat yells up to me, "Knock knock, Daddy!"
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!!
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A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him.
Why do we have to learn this stuff?" The young man blurted out.
"To save lives," the professor responded before continuing the lecture.
A few minutes later the student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?"
The professor stared at the student for a long time. "Physics saves lives," he said, "because it keeps the idiots out of medical school."
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A professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept.
A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask "Why do we have to learn this stuff?"
"To save lives." The professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.
A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted.
"It keeps the ignoramuses out of medical school," replied the professor.
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A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him."Why do we have to learn this stuff?" the frustrated student blurted out."To save lives," the professor responded before continuing the lecture.A few minutes later the student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?"The professor stared at the student without saying a word. "Physics saves lives," he finally continued, "because it keeps the idiots out of medical school."
Things you don't want to hear while undergoing an operation
* Did he say the right or left leg?
* I'd feel a lot better about this if the dotted lines were pre-drawn like back at school.
* Buddy! Buddy! Come back with that! Bad dog!
* Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingie.
* Oh no! I just lost my watch.
* Argh! There go the lights again...
* That's so cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
* I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
* FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
* What do you mean you want a divorce?
I was standing in line at the supermarket checkout last week.
I turned around and saw a beautiful young woman who looked a little familiar. I told her that I thought I knew her, to which she replied, "Well you should remember me. You`re the father of one of my kids."
I had to stop and think, and then it hit me. "New Years Eve - 2008. That rooftop party in San Diego! Wow! We got so high together, didn`t we? That was some night, huh? I guess I should have stayed in touch."
She looked at me a little puzzled and said, "What are you talking about? I am your son`s pre-school teacher."
A doctor, a businessman, and a pre-school teacher...
A doctor, a businessman, and a pre-school teacher are invited to be part of a social experiment.
The doctor is brought into a room with a gorgeous blonde, brunette, and redhead, and asked which one he would most like to sleep with.
The Doctor replies, "I my professional experience, blondes tend to be more sensitive to stimulation, so I would do the blonde."
They repeat the experiment with the business man, and he replies, "In my professional experience, brunettes tend to be more assertive, and that's what I want in a lover, so I'd do the brunette."
Then the pre-school teacher came in. They showed him the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead, and asked him which woman he'd rather sleep with. He replies, "In my professional experience, If you're happy and you know it, do all three!"
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth.
He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc.
So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He’s in heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He’s in my heart."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He’s in our bathroom!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response.
The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds.
He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
And Little Johnny said, "Well… every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'"