Praying Mantises Jokes
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Praying mantises don't all follow the same religion.
They're in sects.
If the mantises are always praying, what is their religion?
It varies, they're all in sects.
An entomologist walks into a bar and orders a grasshopper.
An entomologist walks into a bar and orders a grasshopper. "We haven't seen you in a while. How is your research going?" the bartender asks. "Great. I've actually had quite a breakthrough. I've discovered that praying mantises don't all follow the same religion," the entolomolgist says. "They're in sects."
Why do praying mantises pray?
Because they are in sects.
Female praying mantises bite the male's head off after s**....
My wife does that every other time but s**....
Why are Praying Mantises the worst at o**... s**...?
Only the males give head.
Why are the mantises so powerful in combat?
Because they pray.
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