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Prawn Jokes

33 prawn jokes and hilarious prawn puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about prawn that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of hilarious prawn jokes! From puns to one-liners, we've got something for everyone. So get ready to chuckle - these jokes are sure to make you smile.

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Funniest Prawn Short Jokes

Short prawn jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The prawn humour may include short polish jokes also.

  1. My Japanese colleague got really angry today after losing his battered prawns. He really lost his tempura.
  2. Recent studies have shown that several species of shrimp have randomly died while migrating to other seas or oceans I guess they were accident prawn
  3. What do you call a store where you negotiate for off-the-book shrimp transactions? A Prawn Shop
    (I know, I know, it's a dumb one but it made me laugh)
  4. A scollop is on his ipad sitting next to his dad. The dad scollap nudges the son scollap and says
    " stop looking at prawn"
  5. Why did the prawn leave the night club early? Because he pulled a muscle.
    Saw this outside my local fishmongers.
  6. A man walks into a prawn shop and says to the owner, "I've been interested in picking up the bass. What do you have in stock?"
    The owner hands him a fresh fish.
  7. I made my girlfriend dinner to cheer her up after her abortion The selfish cow didn't even touch her king prawn in red wine sauce
  8. Did you hear about the guy who tried selling dendrobranchiata babies online? He got arrested for distributing child prawn.
  9. What's the difference between a giant crab and a midget marketeer selling overpriced prawns? One is a big shellfish, the other a little selfish.
  10. I have a friend who rarely shows up to dinner dates but when he does only eats battered oriental prawns. He's Tempura mental.

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Prawn One Liners

Which prawn one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with prawn? I can suggest the ones about lawyer and polish people.

  1. What do you call someone who buys and sells shrimps? A prawn broker
  2. Where do shrimp go to buy cheap things ? A prawn shop.
  3. What do shrimp wear in the kitchen? A-prawns
  4. I once saw a Shrimp finish third in the Olympics... They gave him the Prawns Medal
  5. What's the cheapest place to buy shrimp? A prawn shop.
  6. What's a teenage fish's favorite website? Prawn Hub
  7. Where do you go to buy and sell shrimp? The Prawn shop
  8. Why doesn't a prawn like to share his toys? Because he's a little shellfish.
  9. Why didn't the prawn like sharing? Because he was a little shellfish
    [oc]
    😎
  10. What did one Shrimp say to the other? "We're all just Prawns."
  11. The guy who finished third in the shrimp eating contest was awarded the prawns medal.
  12. What did the fish say about the snake disguised as a shrimp? He's playing the long prawn!
  13. What is the worst piece in undersea chess? The prawn.
  14. Where is a great place to get cash for all that shrimp you don't need? At the Prawn Shop
  15. Did you hear about the shrimp who want to prawn's cocktail party? He pulled a Mussel

Prawn joke, Did you hear about the shrimp who want to prawn's cocktail party?

Heartwarming Prawn Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about prawn you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pries jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make prawn pranks.

What kind of online videos do fish love to watch?

h**... prawn

What do prawns and butterface girls have in common?

You rip off the head and keep the body

Prawn joke, What do prawns and butterface girls have in common?