Prank Jokes
95 prank jokes and hilarious prank puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about prank that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Prank Short Jokes
Short prank jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The prank humour may include short trick jokes also.
- You know what would be a hilarious prank? Make people study for 18 years and dont give them a job.
- Prank Caller- Hello! is your refrigerator running?? Me- No, but the dishwasher is..
Prank Caller- Huh???
Me- Yeah my wife's out on a jog... - What's the worst prank you can pull on your blind brother? Leaving the plunger in the toilet.
- A quantum object turns from wave to a particle... "It's just a prank bro! Look, there's the observer!!"
- Did you know that the original Easter took place on April 1st? That Jesus sure knew how to pull off a prank!
- If Moe the bartender ever figures out who was prank calling him he'd go from Bar Tender to Bart Ender
- [Arrested for prank calling] Cop: You get one phone call
Me: Ok *excited
*cop's phone rings*
Me: Is your refrigerator running - What do you call a leprechaun's prank? A St. Pat-trick! Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone!
- Now I'm just going to wait till the end of 2016 and hope Obama says: "Chill out guys, all of this was just a prank. I'm going for the 3rd term".
- Pranking the police A couple of pranksters broke into the local police station and stole all the lavatory equipment.
A spokesperson was quoted as saying, "We have absolutely nothing to go on."
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Prank One Liners
Which prank one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with prank? I can suggest the ones about spook and stunts.
- My grandma likes to prank us by pretending to choke on her food It's an old gag
- Alpha Kenny body joke Say “Alpha Kenny body” ten times slowly !
- Nobody pranked me on the 1st of April.... ....but that's fine, my life is already a joke.
- what did the zombie say when he prank-called someone? "deez gutz"
- A and C were going to prank their friend... ...but they just letter B
- What is it called when shapes play pranks on each other? Geometrick.
- Fun times with prank calls
- What do you say after you prank a snail? Escargottem
- What is a radical Muslim's favorite prank? Photobombing
- What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel? Dismay.
- I scared off my best friend as a prank today... He was so terrified that he ransomware.
- What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank? A jihahahad!
- Where did the Joker prank Batman? Got 'Em City.
- Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house? It was made of pranks.
- Why didn't the marsupial fall for the prank? He knew it was a Kanga-ruse
Prank Call Jokes
Here is a list of funny prank call jokes and even better prank call puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Batman prank calls Spider-Man... Batman asks, "Is uncle Ben home?"
Spider-Man says, "No! He is at the theater with your parents!" - Me: Is you're refrigerator running? Random Guy I'm Prank Calling: yeah
Me: Cause I'd vote for it, Refrigerator for pres 2020 - What is the program for pranking insane people called? Pantaloon
- Sweet little prank call program - still trying it out, but looks very promising
- What do you call a pranking gesture? a jesture
- prank call free with skype
Phone Prank Jokes
Here is a list of funny phone prank jokes and even better phone prank puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Prank war I am in a prank war with a friend and I want to spam their phone Tr3way lets get it
801-787-9027
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What funny jokes about prank you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pretend jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make prank pranks.
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Russian Condoms
One day the president of the largest c**... company in Russia is called down by his sales associate. He tells the president that they have just gotten a huge order from America for double extra large 16" condoms. The associate tells the prez that it must be a prank, so the president mulls it over for a minute and then says "Make their order, but when you mark them them for shipping, stamp them with 'EXTRA SMALL.'"
When do you serve tofu turkey?
Pranksgiving.
Need help with a prank
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My favorite prank phone-call gag when I was a child: Call store, ask, "Do you have cotton-b**...?"
After confirmation that the store has cotton-b**..., "Does it tickle when you walk?"
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Let's prank a follower of a dead ill-minded, h**... addicted depraved grandpa that died poor?
Help me Prank a Liar
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Flour in the shower n**... !!!! Prank please share go subscribe too it and like
April Fools Prank for LDR
Forgot it's April fool's!
What's the simplest way to really quickly get some friends so I can prank them?
It's Easter Sunday morning...
... and chubby Chuck has been chomping on Easter eggs all night. He decides that he simply can't eat one more Easter egg. So he plays a prank. He goes into the chicken coop and replaces every single egg the hens have laid with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later, the rooster walks in, sees all the colored eggs, then storms outside and kills the peacock.
Senior prank funding
What's the most unsatisfying prank?
Prankcalling the NSA like
is my refrigerator running?
Jigsaw on omegal Prank
Unprecedented Hidden Camera : The Boy Prank ( 02/14/16 )
Catch made by SBT television network in partnership with the film The Boy.
Enjoy
Everytime I pull a prank on Niagara
She falls for it
Kid pulls prank on teachers seat with glue. Teacher dies due to...
Asphyxiation.
Don't ignite your friends from behind, even if it's just a prank.
It will back fire for sure.
My 13 year old daughter just tried to prank me with the "Daddy I'm pregnant" routine.
As if I'd fall for that one, I always use protection.
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As the navy seals burst into o**... bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals...
"It was just a prank bro"
I took all my roomates light bulbs as a prank...
He was delighted.
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Why did Africa pull a prank on Europe?
He thought he was GHANA get away with it
The Easter massacre
After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock
Compliments of a random prank caller last night...
"Hello, is Mr. Al there? Last name Coholic."
Detective asked why I tried robbing the bank. I said it was a prank
"but you succeeded 4 times before"
"well, that makes it a prank that went wrong"
How do you prank your blind spouse ?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
I pranked my friend by coloring their face 3 different shades of blue in their sleep.
huehuehue.
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What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite prank?
The ding-d**... ditch
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An old woman falls asleep in church
The priest asks, "How many of you commit adultery? Those who do, stand up." Just then the old lady wakes up and asks her son-in-law, "What did he say?" The son-in-law wants to play a prank and answers "Those who take Tic Tacs have to stand up." The woman, who takes the pills by boxes, stands up. Everyone gasps, and the priest asks, "How could you, at your age?"
"Just because I've got no teeth doesn't mean I can't s**... 'em!"
My grandpa told me this one today
There was a boy who lived on a farm. He decided that he wanted to pull an Easter prank. So the next morning he went into the hen house and swapped out all the eggs for colorful Easter eggs. When the rooster came in he took one look at the eggs and then immediate ran and killed the peacock.
Not the best joke but it made me chuckle
Paula's eye exam results showed that she was almost blind, but her optometrist decided to prank her by telling her vision was perfect.
Paula did not see that one coming.
Dear Diary, I've got the best April fool's day prank planned for my friends.
I'm going to fake my death and return as a zombie! The looks on their faces will be priceless lolololol.
-Jesus
I look up to Jesus as a prank legend.
When it comes to faking your own death and pretending to be a zombie, that guy nailed it.
Two boys are walking through the woods and one of them gets an idea of a funny prank.
He picks up some rabbit turds and after a few minutes of walking, stops, and says, "want some smart-pills?" The other boy said "sure" takes a couple, and swallows them whole.
"I don't feel any smarter."
"Take a couple more." And he does.
Moments later, eyes coming to realization,"Say, if I didn't know any better, I'd say those were rabbit turds."
"Now you're getting smarter."
I guess ill take it
you mean you flooded my building with dangerous electromagnetic radiation as a prank?
I pranked my roommate by taking his carton of eggs and rearranged them so he couldn't tell which egg was which.
He did not like my yolk.
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PLEASE HELP ME PRANK MY FRIEND
I know this sounds s**... af but trust me. Can you just follow the insta account @john\_mack\_smithson. My friends hates being known. Thanks
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Sometimes I bully little kids
I give them wet w**...'s occasionally.
The prank, not the felony
I pranked my wife when she asked for her lipstick and gave her a glue stick instead.
I think she is really mad. She still isn't speaking to me.
Did you know that a new verb has been added into the Oxford Dictionary? The definition is: To prank somebody in a infantile way.
Nah I'm just kidding
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I was at my friend's stag party yesterday, when him and his brother handed me a glass full of yellow, lukewarm liquid. "Drink it!" they said giggling. It was only when I smelt it that I realized the prank the b**... were trying to pull...
Budweiser
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The other day I replaced my sister's eye drops with super glue as a prank
girls can't get over anything, she still can't even look at me!
An unpopular math nerd in school never really interacted with anyone.
Some girls decided to play a prank by giving him a piece of paper saying "i <3 u".
Unfortunately, the nerd did not understand and just responded, "Assuming solving for u, u > i/3".
Snipe hunting joke
The snipe hunt is a sort of fool's errand or wild-goose chase in which older adolescents take younger boys into the wilderness for the supposed purpose of “snipe hunting.”
The victim is tricked into engaging in a hunt for an imaginary creature. While snipe are actual birds, a snipe hunt is a quest for an imaginary creature.
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Snipe Hunting joke
How to make the snipe hunt joke:
A SNIPE HUNT IS A HUNT FOR AN IMAGINARY ANIMAL. IT IS A GAME. BEFORE THE HUNT BEGINS, BROWN BAGS ARE DISTRIBUTED TO THE HUNTERS AND THEY ARE TOLD THAT SNIPES LIVE IN THE WOODS AND ARE ATTRACTED TO NOISE. THE HUNT BEGINS WITH THE HUNTERS GOING INTO THE WOODS AND HITTING STICKS TOGETHER FOR NOISE. p**... AND PAN LIDS CAN ALSO BE USED. THE PLAYERS ARE TOLD TO HOLD THEIR BAGS OPEN SO THAT THE SNIPE CAN JUMP IN AND THEY CAN CATCH IT. THE NOISE MUST BE MAINTAINED IN ORDER TO ATTRACT THE SNIPE.
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The teacher told the girls in the class to start screaming and running out of class every time John lied
It was the perfect revenge prank
Once John entered, the teacher asked why he was late, he answered They're building a s**... club right across my house
The girls then started screaming and running out of class, John just looked confused and said
chill out h**... they're not hiring yet
The court jester decided to play a prank
So he got a bucket of coal dust from the blacksmith and rigged it over a doorway.
Soon enough Sir Lancelot walks up in his shiniest silver armor. He'd spent the entire morning polishing it to a mirror finish. As soon as he walks through the doorway, a trip wire dumps the bucket of coal dust over him turning his polished armor a dingy black. Needless to say he was storming mad, covered in filthy black dust.
It was a dark and stormy knight.
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Two snakes are slithering through the desert
Suddenly, they see a camel. One snake says: Yo, follow me, let's pull a prank on that camel over there!
The other says: Oh for f**...'s sake, pranking the wizard wasn't enough for ya?
