pram Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious pram puns

I was such an ugly baby...

I was such an ugly baby...My Mom was pushing me in a pram one day and was so upset with folk's reaction to her ugly baby. She sat down on a park bench and the tears began to flow. A kindly stranger noticed her tearfully rocking the pram and decided to do a good deed. He bought a large ice cream and handed it to her. 'Listen, dear,' he said, 'I know you have problems, you don't have to tell me what they are, but hopefully this will cheer you up.' My Mom smiled through her tears and accepted the ice cream. The kind stranger returned the smile then held out his other hand and said, 'And here is a bag of nuts for the monkey!'


What's white and bounces up and down in a pram?

Michael Jackson's ass.


Took my son for his first drink.

Today I took my son first for his first drink.
I gave him beer. He didn't like it so I drank it.
I gave him cider. He didn't like it so I drank it.
I gave him whiskey. He didn't like it so I drank it.
I gave him vodka. He didn't like it so I drank it.
I then told him that we were going home since he never liked anything. The only problem with going home was that I could barely push his pram out the bar door.


What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.


What are the most funny Pram jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Pram? Well, here are the best Pram dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Pram pick up lines to share with friends.


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