The Best 33 Praise Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Praise jokes. There are some praise communion jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these praise compliment puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Praise Jokes and Puns

I could argue that someone passing out in the punchline enhances the joke,

but that would be faint praise indeed.

Cop stopped me...

Cop stopped me.

Me: A problem, officer?

Cop: what's that bottle?

Me: it's just water, officer

Cop: but this is wine, sir

Me: praise the lord & his miracles.

Two handicapped men walk into a bar...

PRAISE THE LORD!!

Praise joke, Two handicapped men walk into a bar...

To all of you that have overcome Fatboy Slim addiction....

I have to praise you

A satanist asked why I would 420 blaze it,

When i could 180 and praise it.


Puns are the only form of humor where a groan is high praise and a laugh is a fair attempt.

Well, that and sex.

"A man gets pulled over by a cop..."

As soon as the cop walks up to the window he sees a bottle with wine, and the driver says: "Sir, this is just a bottle of water I bought at the gas station a few miles back."
Cop: "Well I'm quite sure that is red wine you have in there"
Driver: "Praise the Lord its a miracle!"

Praise joke, "A man gets pulled over by a cop..."

Where do people who praise WiFi go?

The promised LAN.

A police officer pulls someone over

The officer asks the man "What's in the bottle sir?"

"It's just water!" replies the man.

"Sir this is clearly alcohol." says the police officer, clearly able to smell the contents of the bottle.

The very obviously drunk man begins to shout "Praise the Lord and his miracles!"

Today is a most sacred day

Happy Easter Thursday! 420 praise it!

I don't get why all these people praise lawyers just for being U2 fans

Suddenly they're special for taking on Pro-Bono cases?

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Three disabled people walk into a bar.

Praise the Lord!!!

To make a fool love you, praise their intelligence...

...but you already knew that, because you're so intelligent.

What do literature critics always praise about the Shawshank Redemption?

The prose and the cons

Organ donation has a nasty double standard when it comes to praise.

Some guy donates his kidney, he's praised as a hero. I donate 5, and I get arrested? Double standards smh

I met Snoop Dogg last night and he said that I roll the best blunts he's ever smoked.

That's high praise.

Praise joke, I met Snoop Dogg last night and he said that I roll the best blunts he's ever smoked.

As a Muslim, I really appreciate the Courts upholding religious freedom

Seriously, Praise Be A Law

Why did the masturbating Muslim praise Allah?

He was hoping for a goat-send.

Below the southern border is a world of corruption and evil

Good thing I live in North Korea, all praise our glorious leader


The Tea Party

Mom went shopping, leaving Dad in charge of their daughter. Suzie was about 18 months old and loved playing with her new tea set. Dad was engrossed in the evening news when Suzie brought him a little cup of 'tea' (really just plain water).

He praised her good 'cooking,' so she brought him more. After several cups of 'tea,' and much praise, Mom came home.

"Honey, watch this," said Dad and had her wait in the living room as Suzie brought him another cup of tea.

"Isn't she just the cutest?"

Mom waited until he had polished off yet another cup of 'tea' before asking, "Did you ever think that the only place a baby can get water is the toilet?!"

BREAKING NEWS: The leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un, is brain-dead following an invasive medical procedure.

Officials praise the regime for finding common grounds with the US.

Alexander Graham Bell is always given a huge amount of praise for inventing the first telephone

The credit should really go to whomever invented the SECOND telephone.

The other day I saw an event a local church was having at a dispensary where they were giving away donuts and spreading the Word of God

They called it Glaze It, Blaze It, and Praise It

One praiseworthy thing about Hilter is that...

...he actually killed Hitler.

Christian Horse

A Christian guy named Bill saw ana d online for a Christian Horse, so he went to check it out. The horse's owner said, "It's easy to ride him. Just say 'Praise the Lord!' to make him go and 'Amen!' to make him stop."

Bill got on the horse and said, "Praise the Lord!" Sure enough, the horse started to walk. "Praise the Lord!" he said again, and the horse began to trot. "Praise the Lord!" he yelled and the horse broke into a gallop.
Bill was enjoying his ride so much that he almost didn't notice the cliff he and horse were about to go over. Bill shouted "AMEN!" at the top of his lungs, and the horse stopped right at the edge of the cliff.

Relieved, Bill said, "Phew, Praise the Lord!"

What is something you can say to praise a Christmas tree but shouldn't say about a woman?

Looks pretty in the darkness.

4 Monks are being chased by a Hungry Lion!

4 Monks are being chased by a Hungry Lion. As they run, they cry out to God yelling, "PLEASE LORD! CONVERT THIS LION TO BE A CHRISTIAN LION!"

They run until they reach a dead end.

They hungry lion approaches slowly, as they cry out louder:

"PLEASE LORD HEAR OUR PRAYERS AND CONVERT HIM!"

They lion stops walking, and the monks praise God.

The lion kneels down, puts his paws together and says:

"Bless us, O Lord, and these, thy gifts, which we are about to receive through thy bounty, through Christ, our Lord, Amen."

Albert Einstein was a genius and worthy of praise and study.

His brother Frank was an absolute monster.

Albert Einstein was a genius and worthy of praise and study.

On the other hand, His brother Frank was an absolute monster.

A zookeeper loses his Bible while at work...

... A week later when he's feeding the penguins one of them waddles up to him holding his Bible in its beak.

"Praise God, it's a miracle!" says the delighted zookeeper.

"Not really," says the penguin, "Your name is written on the inside cover."

Every day, a woman stood on her porch and shouted ,"Praise the Lord!"

And every day the atheist next door yelled, "There is no Lord!"

One day she prayed, "Lord, I'm hungry. Please send me groceries."

The next morning she found a big bag of food on the stairs. "Praise the Lord," she shouted.

"Ha! I told you there was no Lord," her neighbour said, jumping from behind a bush.

"I bought those groceries." "Praise the Lord!" the woman said.

"He not only sent me groceries, but he made the devil pay for them."

My mother in law got pulled over

Cop asked:whats in the bottle?

She says :water

He says: it looks like wine!

She's: Praise the lord, Jesus did it again!

My dad wronged me...

I brought home a test score of 90 and showed it to my dad. I thought he would praise me for it, but my dad took one look at the test script and said I added the "0" there. I got a big scolding and was grounded for the week. I really didn't add the "0".

I added the "9".

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