Prairie Jokes
5 prairie jokes and hilarious prairie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about prairie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the funniest jokes, stories and puns that reflect the character of the American prairie. From the ever-present prairie dog to the saddle and Sioux Indians, we've got it all. Enjoy prairie humor from coyote to gopher and more.
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What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?
One howls on the prairie; the other prowls on the hairy.
The Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding across the prairie. Then Tonto got down from his horse and put his ear to the ground. He looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Buffalo come."
The Lone Ranger looked at him and said, "Wow, that's amazing! How did you figure that out?"
Tonto looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Ear sticky!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding through the prairie
When all of a sudden Tonto stops and puts his ear to the ground. The lone ranger says, "What are you doing Tonto?" Tonto says, Keemosabi, buffalo come!" The Lone Ranger then says, "How can you tell?" Tonto replies, Ear sticky."
My friend built a thatch residence out of prairie grass. He decided to use it as a storage facility for regnal furniture.
I told him that was not a good idea. When he asked why, I told him that people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?
'CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!
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