The Best 6 Prairie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prairie jokes. There are some prairie fargo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prairie elk puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Prairie Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie; the other prowls on the hairy.

The Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding across the prairie. Then Tonto got down from his horse and put his ear to the ground. He looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Buffalo come."
The Lone Ranger looked at him and said, "Wow, that's amazing! How did you figure that out?"

Tonto looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Ear sticky!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding through the prairie

When all of a sudden Tonto stops and puts his ear to the ground. The Lone Ranger says, "What are you doing Tonto?" Tonto says, Keemosabi, buffalo come!" The Lone Ranger then says, "How can you tell?" Tonto replies, Ear sticky."

My friend built a thatch residence out of prairie grass. He decided to use it as a storage facility for regnal furniture.

I told him that was not a good idea. When he asked why, I told him that people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

So they named a drink after for mcmurray...

It's not that good. It's an extra hot prairie fire


Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

'CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the prairie lonesome jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working prairie bravado piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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