The Best 12 Practitioner Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Practitioner jokes. There are some practitioner physician jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these practitioner sues puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Practitioner Jokes and Puns

A deer enters a bar...

A deer enters a bar and sits by the bartender. "Whatever's on tap, and keep them coming. I lost a patient today."

The bartender brings over a drink and says, "That's really rough. But I've never met a deer that's a medical practitioner. How did that happen?"

The deer replied, "Well I came from a impoverished part of the forest. It was difficult to get food, difficult to get water, and difficult to find shelter. Nothing came with ease, that's for sure."

"And a deer with no ease becomes a dr."

A doctor had sex...

A doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't.

The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient were overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."

But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering...

"You're a veterinarian, you sick sex fiend."

Dr. Mike had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.

No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal were overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Mike, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of your patients, and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Mike."

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:

What's wrong with you Mike, you're a veterinarian.

Practitioner joke, Dr. Mike had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.

When a martial arts practitioner gets hurt...

it's called a ninjury.

A man goes to the doctor's.

And says, "Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a moth."

Doctor: "You keep thinking you're a moth!?!"

Man: "Yes, I keep thinking I'm a moth."

Doctor: "Well, I have to say, I'm a general practitioner. This is really a case for a psychiatrist. I know a good guy who I can recommend."

Man: "You know, it's funny you should say that doc, I was actually on my way to the psychiatrist...but I noticed your light was on."


Misc religion based puns

What do you call a horse who doesn't believe in God?
Hay-thiest

What do you call a pig who believes in the old gods?
A pag-ham.

What do you call a practitioner of Hinduism who solely worships in the morning?
A Hin-dew.

What do you call a caveman unsure it he believes in tools or not?
Ag-no-stick.

I might be the greatest jiu jitsu practitioner who ever lived ...

... in my condo unit.

Practitioner joke, I might be the greatest jiu jitsu practitioner who ever lived ...

Did u hear about that young incest practitioner?

He's really matured lately, you might even say he's come into his own.

How do you get a Health Practitioner to visit you?

You in-vitamin

If you are a homeopathy practitioner and someone make an emergency call, how would you save the patient's life?

By not giving him/her any medicine.

What do you call a practitioner who only makes minor corrections to your teeth?

A pedentist

You can explore practitioner procedures reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean practitioner pediatric dad jokes. There are also practitioner puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What do you call the practitioner of a restaurant that aggressively goes after customers who leave bad Yelp reviews?

The sous-chef.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the practitioner chiropractic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working practitioner therapist piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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