Practicing Medicine Jokes
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How did the people of India get so good at medicine?
They've got much practice thanks to a lot of Sikh people
What type of medicine does dr pepper practice?
Fizzyology
Sometimes I put salt and pepper on my head and practice medicine on animals.
I guess I'm a seasoned vet.
A man goes to the doctor.
He says to the doctor "I have a big problem. But first I want you to promise me you won't laugh."
"Oh, no sir, that would be very unprofessional. I have been practicing medicine for over 30 years and I've seen it all. So you have my word."
"OK" says the man and drops his pants. As soon as the doctor sees the man's teeny tiny micropenis, he drops to the floor with a hysterical laughing fit. Finally after five minutes, he regains his composure and says,
"I do apologize sir, I really do. What seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen" says the man.
The Gynecologist had become
fed up with his job and decided to change professions. One day after seeing an advertisment for an auto mechanic school on TV, he decided to sign up. The Dr studied very hard and gave it the same level of excelence as he did when practicing medicine.
The day of the final exam came. The Dr had to completely rebuild an engine, which he did in record time. When the grades were posted, he was surprised to see that he had achieved a score of 125%. Curious, he spoke to his teacher.
"I don't want to look a gift horse in the mouth or anything but how can I have gotten a score above 100%?" he asked.
"Well" said the instructor, 'You took the engine apart perfectly, that accounts for 50% of the grade, you put it back together flawlessly, that accounts for 50% or the grade. The extra 25% is because never in my career have I seen that all done through a four inch exaust pipe!"
Assisted Living
A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather in an assisted living home.
Unfortunately, all the Catholic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in a Jewish home.
After a few weeks in the Jewish facility, they came to visit their
abuelo...
"How do you like it here?" asks the grandson. "It's wonderful, everyone here is so courteous and respectful," says grandpa.
"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong
place for you. You know, since you are a little different from
everyone."
"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the
residents here," grandpa says with a big smile.
"There's a musician here -- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the
violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him "Maestro".
"There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on
the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him "Your Honor".
"And there's a physician here that is 90 years old. He hasn't
practiced medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him
"Doctor"
"And me, I haven't had s**... for 35 years and they still call me 'The
F---ing Mexican"
A Doctor goes to a psychologist....
And tells him he is feeling very guilty about sleeping with one of his patients. He is having a hard time going back to work because he thinks all of his co workers know. The psychologist said there's nothing to be ashamed of because humans can't always control urges and even he has slept with a patient.
After a few sessions the Doctor finally feels relieved about his incident. The psychologist asked what field of medicine the doctor practiced.
"Oh I'm a veterinarian", said the Doctor.
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