Pox Jokes
9 pox jokes and hilarious pox puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pox that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
We all know about chicken pox and small pox, but do you know about monkey pox and portugoose? Read our article to find out more about these unusual illnesses and get a few laughs with our collection of pox jokes. Share a laugh with your friends, plus find out what the medical experts have to say about pox-related symptoms and prevention.
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Q: April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?
A: Separatists and small pox.
Only antivaxxers will get this...
Chicken pox.
I have COVID right now, but you'll never see me taking the vaccine. Here's why:
Every single person that originally took the Small Pox vaccine in 1796 are dead now.
A man is being examined by his doctor.
He hears a voice down the hall, yelling.
"Polio! Diphtheria! Measles! Chicken pox!"
Alarmed, he asks his doctor what's going on.
"Don't worry," the doctor says. "That's just our head nurse. She likes to call the shots around here."
Is Ebola like chicken pox?
I hear that people who get it only get it once.
Do you have small pox?
Because your face looks kind apache!
Just got this from my 2 year old:
Chicken pox
A man tests positive for Covid, h**..., and monkey pox after trip to Spain.
When asked how his luck could be so bad he said it's contagious
First she had chicken pox, then she got small pox
These days, I call her 2Pox.
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