pox Jokes

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A twist on a Thanksgiving classic . . .

Written by my twelve-year-old brother:

Q: April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?
A: Separatists and small pox.



Little Jimmy was in school the next day and his teacher told the class they were going to focus on a new word for the day: "Contagious".

The teacher gave the class ten minutes to come up with a sentence containing the word of the day. When time was up, she asked them each to come up and read out their sentence.

Little Jenny said: "Last year I had the chicken pox, I couldn't play with my friends because it was very contagious".

Well done Jenny" said the teacher, "Very good".

Little Brian got up and said: "My brother Liam had nits in his hair, he couldn't go to school as it was so contagious!"

"That's perfect Brian" says the teacher.

Up steps Little Jimmy and says "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two inch brush. My dad says its gonna take the contagious


Is Ebola like chicken pox?

I hear that people who get it only get it once.


April showers bring May flowers

Mayflowers bring Small Pox.


Do you have small pox?

Because your face looks kind apache!


First she had chicken pox, then she got small pox

These days, I call her 2Pox.


What do you tell a wizard with chicken pox?



Only those against vaccinations will get this 😂😂

Small pox.


How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.


What do you tell a wizard with chicken pox?



At first I hated chicken pox...

But it grew on me.


What do you get when you're sick in Italy?

Pox Romana


What is it called when a Roman gets really sick?

Chicken Pox Romana


They should open up a strip club for people who have chicken pox

They are carrying shingles


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