Powerhouse Jokes

Funniest Powerhouse Short Jokes

Short powerhouse jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The powerhouse humour may include short power plant jokes also.

1. If I ever go to prison, I'm gonna change my name to mitochondria... I want everyone to know I'm the powerhouse of the cell.
2. If you ever get thrown into jail Introduce yourself as the mitochondria...
   You're the powerhouse of the cell.
3. If im ever sent to jail, im going to rename myself Mitochondria This is to let them know I am the powerhouse of the cell
4. A prisoner called Andrea wants to prove her strength... So she starts a weightlifting competition and wins! Turns out the powerhouse of the cell is the might of con 'Drea.
5. New technology uses bacteria to power a laptop I guess you could say the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the dell
6. If I go to jail I'm changing my name to mitochondria That way I can become the powerhouse of the cell
7. If I ever go to jail I want my nickname to be Mitochondria. Because I'm the powerhouse of this cell!
8. After being sent to prison, I quickly earned the nickname "Mitochondria." I was the powerhouse of the cell.
9. My prison name If I ever went to prison, my prison name would be The Mitochondria, because I'll be the powerhouse of the cells.
10. What do the mitochondria and a prison generator have in common? They are both the powerhouse of the cell.

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Powerhouse One Liners

Which powerhouse one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with powerhouse? I can suggest the ones about superpower and power tool.

1. I got a prison tattoo of mitochondria Now I truly am the powerhouse of the cell
2. What do you call a person obsessed with the powerhouse of the cell? Mitochondriac
3. What do they call me in prison? Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell
4. My prison nickname was Mitochondria Because I was the Powerhouse of the cell.
5. My generator has been working for 15 years It's a real powerhouse
6. Yo M-- ..itochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
7. Bait and.... Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
8. just like mitochondrias prison generators are the powerhouse of the cells
9. Why do cellphones have no mitochondria? Its called powerbank, not powerhouse! :P
10. If School Taught Us One Thing It's That THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL!
11. a woman walks into a bar the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
12. TIL that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
13. Me in prison Me: MITOCHONDRIA is the POWERHOUSE of the CELL
    Me: *gets jumped*
14. What's the powerhouse of the jail cell? The mito-**con**-drian.

Mitochondria Powerhouse Jokes

Here is a list of funny mitochondria powerhouse jokes and even better mitochondria powerhouse puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• School Logic Me: What are taxes and how do I pay them?
  School: Worry not
  School: Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
• Why didn't the mitochondria worry about being beat up in jail? Because he was the powerhouse of the cell.
• The strongest person in a prison should be called mitochondria Because they are the powerhouse of the cell.
• In Biology, I learned Mitochondria was the powerhouse of the cell In Prison, I learned Bubba was the powerhouse of the cell
• Okay, why would the mitochondria be a good prison r**...? Because the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

Playful Powerhouse Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about powerhouse you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean powerful jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make powerhouse pranks.