The Best 24 Powerhouse Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Powerhouse Jokes and Puns

If I ever go to prison, I'm gonna change my name to mitochondria...

I want everyone to know I'm the powerhouse of the cell.

If you ever get thrown into jail

Introduce yourself as the mitochondria...

You're the powerhouse of the cell.

I got a prison tattoo of mitochondria

Now I truly am the powerhouse of the cell

Powerhouse joke, I got a prison tattoo of mitochondria

If im ever sent to jail, im going to rename myself Mitochondria

This is to let them know I am the powerhouse of the cell

A prisoner called Andrea wants to prove her strength...

So she starts a weightlifting competition and wins! Turns out the powerhouse of the cell is the might of con 'Drea.


New technology uses bacteria to power a laptop

I guess you could say the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the dell

If I go to jail I'm changing my name to mitochondria

That way I can become the powerhouse of the cell

Powerhouse joke, If I go to jail I'm changing my name to mitochondria

If I ever go to jail I want my nickname to be Mitochondria.

Because I'm the powerhouse of this cell!

After being sent to prison, I quickly earned the nickname "Mitochondria."

I was the powerhouse of the cell.

My prison name

If I ever went to prison, my prison name would be The Mitochondria, because I'll be the powerhouse of the cells.

What do the mitochondria and a prison generator have in common?

They are both the powerhouse of the cell.

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What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

Why didn't the mitochondria worry about being beat up in jail?

Because he was the powerhouse of the cell.

School Logic

Me: What are taxes and how do I pay them?

School: Worry not

School: Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

My prison nickname was Mitochondria

Because I was the Powerhouse of the cell.

If I ever go to prison, I'm going to start lifting weights

So I can be the powerhouse of the cell

Powerhouse joke, If I ever go to prison, I'm going to start lifting weights

The strongest person in a prison should be called mitochondria

Because they are the powerhouse of the cell.

My generator has been working for 15 years

It's a real powerhouse

Yo M--

..itochondria is the powerhouse of the cell


Okay, why would the mitochondria be a good prison rapist?

Because the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

just like mitochondrias

prison generators are the powerhouse of the cells

In Biology, I learned Mitochondria was the powerhouse of the cell

In Prison, I learned Bubba was the powerhouse of the cell

Why do cellphones have no mitochondria?

Its called powerbank, not powerhouse! :P

Bait and....

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

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