powerball Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious powerball puns

In honor of the Powerball

A man comes home one day and says, "Guess what honey? Pack your bags, I won the lottery!" The wife squeals with delight and says, "That's great! Should I pack for the mountains or the beach?" He says, "I don't care, just get out!"


A 90 year old man wins the Powerball for 400 million dollars..

He arrives at the press conference, accepts his giant check and teary eyed with joy proceeds to take questions from the media storm. First reporter asks "What is your full name?" He replies his name is Ira Mandelbaum. Second reporter asks "What are you going to do now?" Ira replies "First, I am going to buy all of my children their own homes. Next, I am going to buy myself a nice car. Then I am going to set-up college funds for my grandchildren. After all the I am going to build a huge statue of Hitler in my front yard." The reporters all get quiet until someone finally says "Sir, you just said you wanted to build a tribute to Hitler, why on earth after all he had done to our people would you do this?" Ira pauses, looks him in the eye, rolls up his sleeve and says "Simple, he gave me the numbers."


Did you hear about the woman who blew all her money on powerball tickets?

She made a lotto bad decisions....


A liberal wins the powerball!

Millionaires and Billionaires aren't so bad now after all!


If everyone bought a powerball ticket, who would win biggest?



I have a winning Powerball ticket!

Where do I collect my seven dollars?


What do Leonardo DiCaprio & anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same


The powerball

1.3 billion dollars


TIL a domesticated rodent won the Powerball lottery.

Experts are saying he had about a 1 in gerbillion chance of winning.


What are the most funny Powerball jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Powerball? Well, here are the best Powerball dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Powerball pick up lines to share with friends.


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