Power Ranger Jokes

Funniest Power Ranger Short Jokes

Short power ranger jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The power ranger humour may include short park ranger jokes also.

1. What did the power ranger say to his patient when he became a doctor? "It's morphine time"
2. My nurse is obsessed with power rangers Each time she gives me pills she says "it's morphin' time"
3. The Power Rangers walk into a bar... The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."
   The Power Rangers say, "Why, because we're colored?!"
4. Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
   These kids are now known as the power rangers.
5. Which Super Sentai (Power Rangers) series is the least favorite among Puertoricans? Hurricanger
6. What did the crackhead power ranger say to the other power ranger? It's mighty morphine time
7. What does a Power Ranger call an STD An SPD
8. What did the Power Ranger say after becoming a j**...? Its Morphine time
9. The blue power ranger goes: "Blue power!" The red power ranger goes: "Red power!" The w**... ranger goes: "Non racist w**...!"
10. What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal m**...? Go go power rangers!

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Power Ranger One Liners

Which power ranger one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with power ranger? I can suggest the ones about ranger and lone ranger.

1. As a paramedic, I've learned that there is something you can never say with a straight face: I'm having a s**....
2. Got too much pain from watching Power Rangers Guess it's morphine time...
3. What did the Power Ranger say when he got to the Hospital? It's morphine time
4. What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger? It's morphine time!
5. Batman, but it's a Japanese action film Mighty Orphan Power Ranger
6. It's hard to make good Power Rangers jokes. Most of the time, they feel Super Megaforced.
7. What does a power ranger say when hurt? It's morphine time
8. What did the drug addicted power rangers say to each other? It's morphine time!
9. What does a power ranger say before they do drugs? It's morphine time!
10. What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other? It's Morphine Time!
11. What did the old Power Ranger say every day at exactly 3:00 PM? It's Morphin(e) Time!
12. Why is Power Rangers a bad show? Because your opinions don't count.
13. What did the power ranger-turned-addict say? It's morphine time!
14. What is a Power Ranger's motto in the hospital? It's morphine time!
15. When does a Power Ranger go to hospital? When they're injured.... It's MORPHINE TIME

Laughable Power Ranger Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about power ranger you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean texas ranger jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make power ranger pranks.