Power Plant Jokes
46 power plant jokes and hilarious power plant puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about power plant that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Power Plant Short Jokes
Short power plant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The power plant humour may include short nuclear reactor jokes also.
- Did you hear what the foolish gardener did? The guy planted a light bulb and thought he'd get a power plant.
- What's the difference between a nuclear power plant and your mom? I wouldn't enter a nuclear power plant without protection.
- Did you hear about the Power Plant that was bad for the environment all year? He got coal for Christmas.
- I set up a small nuclear power plant in my garage. It was running well until I got busted by a fish and game warden of all people. He gave me a fat ticket for not having a fission license.
- How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants? Two dam bad! (OC!)
- People ask me why I quit my job at the necular power plant I guess it was the toxic work environment
- Toilets in power plants are always built on level surfaces... to prevent rolling brown outs.
- I was so down on myself for swallowing an expensive Geiger device before we walked into the power plant It's okay, it's what's on the inside that counts.
- EA is like a Nuclear Power plant
- I took a tour of a nuclear power plant yesterday It was pretty rad.
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Power Plant One Liners
Which power plant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with power plant? I can suggest the ones about nuclear power and powerhouse.
- Why did the tree install solar panels? It wanted to be a power plant.
- How do you call a flower on steroids? A power plant.
- My friend got a job at the power plant. He now refers to his occupation as a ohm maker
- Why was the beach next to the power plant closed? Because it is spark infested waters.
- What's the most radioactive kind of plant? The power Plant
- What kind of plant generates the most energy? A power plant.
- China has the most beautiful power plants. It has not just one, but THREE Gorges Dams.
- Why did the vegitarian like nuculer power? Because it's plant based
- Where do hippies get all their flower power? From a nuclear plant
- Why does Homer Simpson work at the Nuclear Power Plant? So he can bring home the D'oh!
- How much is the power plants power bill? I don't know, but I bet it's watts
- What kind of plant do you get when you plant a battery? A power plant.
- Why is a coal power plant a bad lover? It spoils the atmosphere
- What do you call a black man that works at a nuclear power plant? A Niglow
- What do you call a ghost party in a power plant? An electric BOOgaloo
Hilarious Fun Power Plant Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about power plant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nuclear powered jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make power plant pranks.
A grandson asks his grandfather: "Grandpa, is it true that in 1986 there was an accident at Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant?"
"Yes, there was"
answers the Grandpa and patted the grandson's head.
"Grandpa, is it true that it had absolutely no consequences?"
"Yes, absolutely"
answered the Grandpa, and patted the grandson's other head.
A Russian boy walks up to his grandfather...
"Grandpa, is it true that there was a nuclear disaster at the Chernobyl Power Plant?" he says. "Yes, there was." replied the Grandfather, patting the boy's head.
The boy then says "And is it true that there were absolutely no consequences of it whatsoever?". The Grandpa says "Yep. None at all." and pats the boy's second head
A smart guy and a fast guy walk into a bar.
The bartender asks: "Is it better to be smarter or fast?"
The fast guy says, "Fast because if you are working at a nuclear power plant and there is an accident, you can run away."
The smart guy says, "It's better to be smart because then you wouldn't be working at a nuclear power plant."
North Korean joke
A: There is a new power plant in Hamheung-si.
B: No, I'm just coming back from there, but I didn't see a power plant.
A: And there is a new chemical factory in Kimjeongsuk-gun.
B: I was there a week ago but I didn't see any factory...
A: Comrade! Stop running around and read the newspaper once in a while.
Did you hear about the guy at the gun store who got fired?
He went ballistic.
Did you hear about the apartment building that got blown up? There were roomers everywhere.
Bob: Do you know why my pool exploded?
Joe: Na.
Did you hear about the power plant employee that went on a shooting spree? People say he went melted down and went nuclear.
Two Dumb Terrorists
Two Dumb Terrorists were planting a powerful explosive on a car.
First one says "Careful! Or it'll blow up."
Second one replies "No worries. I've brought an extra just in case."
A power plant blows up near a aquarium...
and I had to be the one to tell my boss about the mutated eels. After I gathered all my courage, I said to him
Sir, the eels have fur all over them and are humanoid too!
My boss looked so surprised and asked
Fur-eel man?
