Power Outage Jokes
10 power outage jokes and hilarious power outage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about power outage that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Comical Power Outage Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What is a good power outage joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
We had a outage at my place this morning...
We had a outage at my place this morning and my PC, laptop,
TV, DVD, iPad & my new surround sound music system were all shut down.
Then I discovered that my iPhone battery was flat and to top it off it
was raining outside, so I couldn't play golf.
I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this
also needs power, so I talked with my wife for a few hours.
She seems like a nice person.
We had a power outage today...
...and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad & surround sound music system were all shut down.
Then I discovered that my phone battery was flat and I couldn't charge it.To top it off it was snowing outside. So I couldn't play golf and I couldn't fish. I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this also needs power. So does the microwave. So popcorn won't happen.
So I talked with my wife for a few hours. She seems like such a nice person.
Jesus and the Devil have challenged each other to a typing battle on MS Word
It's a close battle and they're down to the last word, when boom! Power outage!
When the power outage is resolved, all of the Devil's progress was lost, but Jesus only had one word to type!
Moral of the story: Jesus saves, and so should you.
You probably didn't hear about the power outage in New York City...
I think the news should have shed more light on it.
After an outage, what time does the power come back on?
12:00
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12:00
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I tried to turn on the lights during a power outage
The result did not shock me.
At night after a long power outage, the lights finally came back on in Charlize Theron's house.
When the lights returned, her housekeeper exclaimed:
Charlize, they're on!
Don't joke about power outages
That's just dark humor
2 Blondes during power outage...
The first says: "I was just leaving home and was stuck in an elevator for 30 minutes..."
The second one replies: " That's nothing, I was at the mall and was stuck on the escalator for 2 whole hours!"
Two blondes are chatting about the power outage two days that occurred a day ago.
Blonde 1: I was stuck in the elevator for two hours.
Blonde 2: I was stuck on the escalator for two hours.
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