power Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious power puns

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?

They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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Why is spiderman so good at comebacks?

Because with great power comes great response ability.

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I accidently bought a fleshlight instead of a flashlight.

When the power went out I was screwed.

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Small Head

A man with a very small head walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why is your head so small?"
He replies, "I was stuck on this island and there was nothing but beautiful women there who had never seen a man before. So I had sex with all of them. Their leader, who was the most beautiful of all, had the power to grant anybody one wish, so I asked her to have sex with me. She said she would grant me anything but that, so I said, "Would a little head be out of the question?"

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Why is free Wi-Fi never seen in churches?

Because no church wants to be challenged by an invisible power that actually works.

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Why don't churches have WiFi?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

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The power of Pepsi

So a couple of friends of mine, one black, one white were at a protest and wondered which carbonated drink makes the police the most peaceful. Turns out it really is Pepsi. You see, my white friend went up to the front of the protest and shouted to the cops "Anybody wanna buy some Pepsi?!" and the cops were all chill and happy, some even bought a can or two. But then my black friend went up to the front and shouted "Anybody wanna buy some coke?!"

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I was offered sex from a 21 year old girl today

In exchange for that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standing with strong will power. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner now available with lemon or vanilla.

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None of my European electronics worked properly in the US, until I prayed to God.

Turns out they just needed a higher power.

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I just found my old Nokia and connected it with my power bank.

The power bank is now fully charged again.

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With great power comes

Greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial.

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If I had the power of invisibility,

I would end every argument by disappearing and saying "have I made myself clear?"

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

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Never Mess with Kids

A man was seated next to a kid in an airplane.
The man turned to him and said, Let's talk .

Kid: Ok, what do we talk about ?

Man (making fun of d kid): How about nuclear power?

Kid:
Very interesting topic. But let me ask you a question…
Horse, cow & deer, all eat grass. Yet deer excretes pellets, cow flat potty & horse clumps.
Why?

Man: I don't know.

Child: Do you really feel qualified enough to discuss nuclear issues when you don't know shit.. ?

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You're a unit of power, Harry.

Harry: I'm a watt?

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With great power comes great...

electricity bills

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A Georgian boy is getting married to a Russian girl

A Georgian boy is getting married to a Russian girl and his dad teaches him how to behave on their first night:
"First, throw her on the bed to know that Georgia is power".
"Then take off your clothes for her to know that georgia is beautiful".
And then grandpa adds:
"Then sit down and masturbate, for her to know that Georgia is independent".

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The Word Election and Erection Are Spelt Similarly. They also have the same meaning

A dick rising to power!

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Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

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God is talking with the presidents.

God asks Bush: "What do you believe in?"

Bush answers: "I believe in the free market, and the strong American nation!"

"Very well," says God. "Come sit to my right."


Next, God asks Obama: "What do you believe in?"

Obama answers: "I believe in the power of democracy, and equal rights for all."

"Good, says God. "You shall sit to my left."


Finally, God asks Trump: "What do you believe in?"


Trump replies: "I believe you're sitting in my chair."

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You're a unit of power Harry

"Im a watt?"

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How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?

*One to hold the bulb up to the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them, three to scream at the circuit breaker and belittle it for controlling power, and eight others to console the first four while they tweet about how problematic this traumatic experience has been for everyone.*

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A Soviet newspaper announces:

"Last night, the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Station fulfilled the Five Year Plan for heat energy generation..."

"...in four microseconds."

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How did Hitler originally get into power?

"Let's make Germany great again"

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How Can You Tell When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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Why was Portugal the best colonial power?

Spain had thousands of colonists, Britain had millions, but Portugal had BRAZILIANS.

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In his quest to gain more power, the mad scientist extended his hours at the lab.

This is after he discovered that power is work overtime.

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What is the only meal served in nuclear power stations?

Fission chips.

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What's the same about an election and an erection?

They're only one letter different, and both are about a dick rising to power.

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My brother asked me which super power I'd like

Apparently the united states wasn't a good answer.

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Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?

To get to the other slide

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There exists a Japanese gentleman with a great power: None of his family or friends can die

He's unbereavable

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What's the most powerful Star Card in Star Wars Battlefront II?

Your credit card.

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