Power Jokes
164 power jokes and hilarious power puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about power that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article explores the many creative interpretations of "power jokes," a type of pun that relates to energy and electrical concepts. Learn about funny puns related to solar, wind, nuclear, and other types of energy, renewable resources, and power terms like "no power" and "girl power". Get ready to be entertained and have your mind blown by these powerful jokes!
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Funniest Power Short Jokes
Short power jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The power humour may include short strength jokes also.
- Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
- Why is spiderman so good at comebacks? Because with great power comes great response ability.
- I feel like, in mythology, Neptune is just a copy of Poseidon Like whoever created neptune literally read what Poseidon's main powers were and was like Ctrl C
- Why is free Wi-Fi never seen in churches? Because no church wants to be challenged by an invisible power that actually works.
- My girlfriend asked me, "If you could have any super-power, which one would you have?" I said, "America."
- What would you call someone with the power to heal others but chooses to be evil? The American Healthcare System
- I watched Into The Spiderverse and I wondered how Spider-Man always comes up with his witty comebacks. Then it it me with great power comes great response ability.
- None of my european electronics worked properly in the US, until I prayed to God. Turns out they just needed a higher power.
- Professor X to JK Rowling: Professor X: "What's your power?"
JK Rowling: "I can rewrite the past of fictional characters."
Gay Professor X: "Interesting." - [First Date] Her: I'm usually attracted to men with power. Me: That's great, I always pay my electric bill on time.
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Power One Liners
Which power one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with power? I can suggest the ones about energy and pressure.
- Why did Thor lose his lightning powers? Because his father grounded him.
- How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same? They're both Black and Decker.
- why dont atheists solve exponential equations ? they dont believe in higher powers.
- With great power comes Greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial.
- Why did the Atheist fail algebra? He didn't believe in higher powers.
- Why did the tree install solar panels? It wanted to be a power plant.
- You're a unit of power, Harry. Harry: I'm a watt?
- With great power comes great... electricity bills
- Why are atheists bad at exponents? Because they don't believe in a higher power.
- What's the most powerful Star Card in Star Wars Battlefront II? Your credit card.
- How do you call a flower on steroids? A power plant.
- What did one solstice say to the other at the beach? "I'm absolutely "solar" powered!"
- Why is the ocean so powerful? Because it has lots of mussels.
- What's the sun's favorite type of music? Solar power ballads.
- What brand of power tools does chris brown use? Black and Deck Her
Super Power Jokes
Here is a list of funny super power jokes and even better super power puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Even at school they thought I had special powers; what was the phrase… 'Constant super-vision.'
- My brother asked me which super power I'd like Apparently the united states wasn't a good answer.
- My Psychology Professor asked me what Super Power I would like to have... Apparently "Cold War Era Russia" is not an acceptable answer.
- It's hard to make good Power Rangers jokes. Most of the time, they feel Super Megaforced.
- We call my grandpa "Spider-Man" He doesn't have any super powers, he just finds it hard to get out of the bath
- What was the radioactive senior citizen's super power? Gramma Rays
- If you could possess any super power, which one would you choose? Cold war Russia is not a valid choice.
- In 1973, the Six Million Dollar Man consisted of a bionic man with super powers... In 2016, the Six Million Dollar Man consists of two hip replacements.
- Getting a job right out of college... ENTRY LEVEL JOB OPENING:
Hiring recent college grads.
REQUIREMENTS: 5 years of experience, 6 Olympic gold medals, and super powers. - What do you call someone who has powers and tricks people at the same time? Super duper.
Power Ranger Jokes
Here is a list of funny power ranger jokes and even better power ranger puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did the power ranger say to his patient when he became a doctor? "It's morphine time"
- My nurse is obsessed with power rangers Each time she gives me pills she says "it's morphin' time"
- Got too much pain from watching Power Rangers Guess it's morphine time...
- Batman, but it's a Japanese action film Mighty Orphan Power Ranger
- The Power Rangers walk into a bar... The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."
The Power Rangers say, "Why, because we're colored?!" - Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers. - What did the old Power Ranger say every day at exactly 3:00 PM? It's Morphin(e) Time!
- Which Super Sentai (Power Rangers) series is the least favorite among Puertoricans? Hurricanger
- Why is Power Rangers a bad show? Because your opinions don't count.
- What does a Power Ranger call an STD An SPD
Power Plant Jokes
Here is a list of funny power plant jokes and even better power plant puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My friend got a job at the power plant. He now refers to his occupation as a ohm maker
- Why was the beach next to the power plant closed? Because it is spark infested waters.
- What's the difference between a nuclear power plant and your mom? I wouldn't enter a nuclear power plant without protection.
- Did you hear about the Power Plant that was bad for the environment all year? He got coal for Christmas.
- What's the most radioactive kind of plant? The power Plant
- I set up a small nuclear power plant in my garage. It was running well until I got busted by a fish and game warden of all people. He gave me a fat ticket for not having a fission license.
- What kind of plant generates the most energy? A power plant.
- China has the most beautiful power plants. It has not just one, but THREE Gorges Dams.
- How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants? Two dam bad! (OC!)
- Why did the vegitarian like nuculer power? Because it's plant based
Nuclear Power Jokes
Here is a list of funny nuclear power jokes and even better nuclear power puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A Soviet newspaper announces: "Last night, the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Station fulfilled the Five Year Plan for heat energy generation..."
"...in four microseconds." - I recently opened up a nuclear powered restaurant. It's called fission chips.
- What do you call a cellphone company that uses nuclear power? Cher-Mobile
- What do you call a nuclear-powered car? A mobile-Chernobyl!
- Where do hippies get all their flower power? From a nuclear plant
- Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner? J. Robert Moppenheimer
- Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
- Why does Homer Simpson work at the Nuclear Power Plant? So he can bring home the D'oh!
- How powerful are the Arktika's two nuclear reactors? I don't know, but it's enough to break the ice...
*Hi I'm \_Boonie\_* - Why do nuclear power opponents always keep the lights on? They want to be the first to know they've made a change.
Solar Power Jokes
Here is a list of funny solar power jokes and even better solar power puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- With the far right prescribing UV and sunlight for medical cures They have finally seen the benefits of solar power.
- I've invented a solar-powered still! It turns sunshine into moonshine.
Cr - What do you call a solar powered keyboard? A photosynthesiser
- The solar power industry is crumbling... Rest In Piezoelectrics
- Q: Did you hear about the new blonde-made Inventions?
A: Solar Powered Flashlights, Helicopter Ejection Seats, and the Submarine Screen Door. - Tesla is designing a new solar-powered hybrid... It'll run completely clean during the day, but will produce nocturnal emissions.
- Did you hear about the solar powered clothes dryer? It's called a clothes line.
- What do you call a solar powered gun? An Elon Musket.
- The First Order from Star Wars VII were very environmentally conscious... ...because their Starkiller base was solar powered.
- Solar powered watch free to collector This is not a wind up.
Giggle-Inducing Power Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about power you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean battery jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make power pranks.
Picture problems
One day a wife asked her husband why he kept a picture of her in his wallet.
"Whenever I have a problem, no matter how big, I look at your picture and feel much better,"he said.
"I have that much power over you?" the wife asked, excited.
"Yes,"he said,"When I look at your picture, I tell myself that my other problems are not nearly as big as this one."
No power.
Mitt Romney : "8 Million Americans still have no power."
Obama: "8 Million and one."
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Kill the Dragon
An evil and powerful dragon lives near a village.
It eats a v**... from the village every week.
No one can defeat it.
One day a hero comes and attempts to kill the dragon.
He finds that the dragon is too power to be defeated.
He decides to kill the dragon with intelligence.
Several months later, the dragon is starved to death.
Why did the lawyer with a torn acl still win the marathon? (OC)
Because he had the power of a torn knee
Guilty and Depression!
A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist.
"Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every time I date a nice guy, I end up in bed with him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week."
"I see," nodded the psychiatrist. "And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter."
"For Pete's sake, NO!" exclaimed the woman. "I want you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterward."
We had a outage at my place this morning...
We had a outage at my place this morning and my PC, laptop,
TV, DVD, iPad & my new surround sound music system were all shut down.
Then I discovered that my iPhone battery was flat and to top it off it
was raining outside, so I couldn't play golf.
I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this
also needs power, so I talked with my wife for a few hours.
She seems like a nice person.
As soon as I plugged in my laptop, all my files became unreadable.
I guess power corrupts.
I'm a scientist who's researching b**... between humans and dogs…
If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab…
The pilot said,
"We are having engine trouble. Who here believes in the power of prayer?"
One man rose to his feet and said, "I do!"
The pilot said, "That is good because we are one parachute short."
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Small Head
A man with a very small head walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why is your head so small?"
He replies, "I was stuck on this island and there was nothing but beautiful women there who had never seen a man before. So I had s**... with all of them. Their leader, who was the most beautiful of all, had the power to grant anybody one wish, so I asked her to have s**... with me. She said she would grant me anything but that, so I said, "Would a little head be out of the question?"
God had asked Jesus and the Devil to type out their quarterly reviews...
They are almost finished when suddenly, the power goes out. When it comes back on and they reboot their desktops, the Devil's screen is blank while Jesus's reviews stayed intact. Frustrated, the Devil asks Jesus why he still has his reviews. Jesus's response, "Jesus saves."
How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
*One to hold the bulb up to the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them, three to scream at the circuit breaker and belittle it for controlling power, and eight others to console the first four while they tweet about how problematic this traumatic experience has been for everyone.*
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Holding down the power button until my device turns off feels like strangling someone until they stop breathing.
Except I usually hope my device turns back on.
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How do magicians hide their b**...?
The power of missed-e**....
I used to be square but then I gave my self to a higher power...
Now I'm stuck in this cubical all day
Two scientists are trying to find the best source of energy.
They realise that no one has tried asking the energy sources what *they* think.
So they go to a coal-fired power station, and they ask the coal, "What do you think of coal power?"
The coal says, "Well, I don't really like it, because they set me on fire, and it hurts." The scientists write this down.
Then they go to an oil-fired power station. They ask the oil, "What do you think of oil power?"
The oil says, "Well, I don't really like it, because they set me on fire, and it hurts." The scientists nod and write it down.
Then they go to a wind farm. They ask a wind turbine, "What do you think of wind power?"
The wind turbine just stands there and says, "I'm a huge fan."
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How did h**... originally get into power?
"Let's make Germany great again"
Did you guys hear about that guy that was stealing everyone's power?
He's a real Joule thief.
How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?
Work over time
How Can You Tell When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?
The power is on and you're connected to the internet.
A powerful tornado tore through our town last night. So far, eight bodies have been found.
Plot twister. It only damaged the graveyard.
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In a stunning case some call an a**... of power, a local police officer charged his own son with a crime, simply because the kid wouldn't lay down for his nap
The officer said the boy was resisting a rest.
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Knowledge is Power
They always say knowledge is power, but I'm pretty sure I can beat up Stephen Hawking.
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A man walks into a bar..
...and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says: "Hi there, good lookin'. How's it going?" Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door,back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, n**... or with clothes on,dirty, clean... It just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-a**... love it." Eyes now wide with interest, he responds: "No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"
People keep saying drugs are dangerous, I abused lots of drugs and I'm fine.
It's only the people watching me through power sockets that are annoying.
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I accidently bought a fleshlight instead of a flashlight.
When the power went out I was s**....
Knowledge is power.
* Knowledge is power
* Time is money
* Power = work/time
So
* Time = work/power
Which implies
* Money = work/knowledge.
So for a fixed amount of work, the more you know the less money you get.
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Two Aliens meet at a Bar in Deep Space
Two Aliens meet in a bar in deep space.
**First Alien:** On my way here I passed a beautiful blue world, 2/3 covered by water, The dominant race have discovered Satellite technology and Harnessed the power of nuclear weapons for defense.
**Second Alien:** Interesting, so it looks like we have an emerging intelligence in the Galaxy.
**First Alien:** That is what i thought but then I realized they pointed them at themselves.
Every person has the power to make others happy.
Some do it simply by entering a room; others by leaving the room.
Buzzfeed did a top 10 list of power measurements
You'll never believe Watt's number 6
My electricity bill was running suspiciously high
Had the power company send someone over. He found a wire tapped into my house running to a neighbor's. Watt do you know, a Joule thief lives next to my Ohm.
Traditionally, orthopedic surgeons were strong and dumb.
But now they have power tools.
After many years, my father finally got his book, "Important Moments in Hydroelectric Power" published
And it's about dam time.
A Saudi king let me juice up my phone with his portable power source.
I was charged with a Sultan battery.
The Justice League has a vacancy and the number 7 is interviewing to fill a superhero position...
Batman: Thank you for coming, 7. Its been rough since the Flash took off and we're having a hard time finding someone to replace him. Let's get right to it. What is your first power?
Number 7: Well, for my whole life I've been in prime condition and I don't anticipate that changing anytime soon.
Bathman: That's great to hear. What do you consider your second power to be?
Number 7: 49
I just found my old Nokia and connected it with my power bank.
The power bank is now fully charged again.
I just had dinner at a Chinese-German fusion restaurant a couple of hours ago
The food was great but now I'm hungry for power.
Why was Portugal the best colonial power?
Spain had thousands of colonists, Britain had millions, but Portugal had BRAZILIANS.
God is talking with the presidents.
God asks Bush: "What do you believe in?"
Bush answers: "I believe in the free market, and the strong American nation!"
"Very well," says God. "Come sit to my right."
Next, God asks Obama: "What do you believe in?"
Obama answers: "I believe in the power of democracy, and equal rights for all."
"Good, says God. "You shall sit to my left."
Finally, God asks Trump: "What do you believe in?"
Trump replies: "I believe you're sitting in my chair."
New technology uses bacteria to power a laptop
I guess you could say the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the dell
There exists a Japanese gentleman with a great power: None of his family or friends can die
He's unbereavable
My girlfriend nicknamed me the "Microwave Meal"
Thirty seconds on full power and I'm finished.
Why is it a crime to put condiments on your power supply?
Because it's assault and battery.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide
If I had the power of invisibility,
I would end every argument by disappearing and saying "have I made myself clear?"
A maestro is convicted of murdering his wife, and sentenced to die in the electric chair.
On the night of the execution, he is strapped into the chair and they pull the switch. Nothing happens.
Thinking it must be a power supply problem, they turn off all the lights in the prison and try again. Still nothing.
They turn out all the lights in the town and try again. Nothing.
So, they let him go because he was such a poor conductor.
A man stumbles upon a magic lamp with a genie willing to grant him one wish.
Man: I wish your name was "Burger King".
Genie: Wait, what? Why?
Man: It's for a joke, trust me.
Genie: You'd waste a wish, something with the power to change the cosmos itself, for a joke?
Man: Yes.
Burger King: Have it your way.
God was handing out talents one morning
To some, He gave the power to create life. The angels around Him were in awe as crops flourished and population soared. To others, he gave fine skills and artistry. His angelic entourage marveled at intricate needlework, tapestry, and sculpture.
God stooped down low and found a man waiting in the darkness, just before dawn. He gave him the power to sprinkle water on the grass as the sun rose. The angels were confused. "You gave amazing abilities to all others. Can this one really care for himself with such a small talent?"
God simply replied, "He will learn to make dew."
What's the difference between North Korea and the USA?
In North Korea, power passes from grandfather to grandson.
In the USA, power passes from grandfather to grandfather.
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My mutant power
professor x: Whats your mutant power
me: I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try [points up] two pulls
professor x: [Stands up and pulls twice] not bad, but not a power
me: I'm kidding i can heal paraplegics
professor x: [Still standing] holy s**...
I am rebranding computers' energy saving mode
It's a power nap.
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How do you get Texas to regulate their power grid?
Rename it u**....
I bought a book that said it could help me harness the power of ADHD.
I never finished it.
Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?"
Girl replies: "I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!"
She points up and says: "3 pulls"
Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.
Professor X: "Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power..."
Girl: "Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics"
Professor X, still standing: "Oh my god"
How many Zionists does it take to change a lightbulb?
To change a lightbulb is actually very complex and you really need to know the entire history of lightbulbs, and electricity, to even begin to understand. There is also some very complicated electronics involved in getting the grid to power the lightbulb and unless you understand all of this, then you probably shouldn't be asking these questions.
A dying kid makes a wish to meet Dwayne Johnson
Dwayne sits at the side of the hospital bed and asks the kid if he was a fan of wrestling.
The kid says yeah, and that he knows his only weakness.
Dwayne looks puzzled, and asks what it is.
"Come closer" says the kid.
Dwayne leans in, and the kid shows him his open palm. Dwayne looks confused, and the next second the kid slaps him full power across the face.
"Paper beats rock."
Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?"
Girl replies: "I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!"
She points up and says: "3 pulls"
Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.
Professor X: "Yeah that's cool and all, but not really a super power..."
Girl: "Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics"
Professor X, still standing: "OH. MY. GODDD !!!!"
Old soviet joke
The new soviet leader has just taken power.
The former leaders says to him 'I have left you two letters. When you get into problems open the first letter. If you still have problems open the second letter .
About 1 year into his leadership things are going badly for the new guy. He then remembers the words of the former leader and opens the first letter, which reads 'blame all your problems on me'. The new guy does this and everything is fine for a little while.
But sadly things go from bad to worse, so he opens the second letter, which reads 'sit down and write two letters'.
Five Things
Here are the five best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk at work: 5) "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 4) "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to." 3) "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time." 2) "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?" And the number one best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: 1) Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, amen."
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A new experimental punishment for child molesters involves chaining them to electricity-producing machines and having them work 24/7
Researcers hope to be able to generate multiple pedowatts of power.
