The Best 63 Power Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Power jokes. There are some power harness jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these power mains puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Power Jokes and Puns

Why is spiderman so good at comebacks?

Because with great power comes great response ability.

Picture problems

One day a wife asked her husband why he kept a picture of her in his wallet.

"Whenever I have a problem, no matter how big, I look at your picture and feel much better,"he said.

"I have that much power over you?" the wife asked, excited.

"Yes,"he said,"When I look at your picture, I tell myself that my other problems are not nearly as big as this one."

No power.

Mitt Romney : "8 Million Americans still have no power."

Obama: "8 Million and one."

Power joke, No power.

Kill the Dragon

An evil and powerful dragon lives near a village.
It eats a virgin from the village every week.
No one can defeat it.

One day a hero comes and attempts to kill the dragon.
He finds that the dragon is too power to be defeated.
He decides to kill the dragon with intelligence.

Several months later, the dragon is starved to death.

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.


Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon? (OC)

Because he had the power of a torn knee

In his quest to gain more power, the mad scientist extended his hours at the lab.

This is after he discovered that power is work overtime.

Power joke, In his quest to gain more power, the mad scientist extended his hours at the lab.

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Small Head

A man with a very small head walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why is your head so small?"
He replies, "I was stuck on this island and there was nothing but beautiful women there who had never seen a man before. So I had sex with all of them. Their leader, who was the most beautiful of all, had the power to grant anybody one wish, so I asked her to have sex with me. She said she would grant me anything but that, so I said, "Would a little head be out of the question?"

How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?

*One to hold the bulb up to the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them, three to scream at the circuit breaker and belittle it for controlling power, and eight others to console the first four while they tweet about how problematic this traumatic experience has been for everyone.*

Two scientists are trying to find the best source of energy.

They realise that no one has tried asking the energy sources what *they* think.

So they go to a coal-fired power station, and they ask the coal, "What do you think of coal power?"
The coal says, "Well, I don't really like it, because they set me on fire, and it hurts." The scientists write this down.

Then they go to an oil-fired power station. They ask the oil, "What do you think of oil power?"
The oil says, "Well, I don't really like it, because they set me on fire, and it hurts." The scientists nod and write it down.

Then they go to a wind farm. They ask a wind turbine, "What do you think of wind power?"
The wind turbine just stands there and says, "I'm a huge fan."

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How did Hitler originally get into power?

"Let's make Germany great again"

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

How Can You Tell When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Knowledge is Power

They always say knowledge is power, but I'm pretty sure I can beat up Stephen Hawking.

Power joke, Knowledge is Power

With great power comes

Greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial.

A man walks into a bar..

...and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says: "Hi there, good lookin'. How's it going?" Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door,back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on,dirty, clean... It just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it." Eyes now wide with interest, he responds: "No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"

Why is free Wi-Fi never seen in churches?

Because no church wants to be challenged by an invisible power that actually works.


I accidently bought a fleshlight instead of a flashlight.

When the power went out I was screwed.

I was offered sex from a 21 year old girl today

In exchange for that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standing with strong will power. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner now available with lemon or vanilla.

Two Aliens meet at a Bar in Deep Space

Two Aliens meet in a bar in deep space.

**First Alien:** On my way here I passed a beautiful blue world, 2/3 covered by water, The dominant race have discovered Satellite technology and Harnessed the power of nuclear weapons for defense.

**Second Alien:** Interesting, so it looks like we have an emerging intelligence in the Galaxy.

**First Alien:** That is what i thought but then I realized they pointed them at themselves.

My Psychology Professor asked me what Super Power I would like to have...

Apparently "Cold War Era Russia" is not an acceptable answer.

The power of Pepsi

So a couple of friends of mine, one black, one white were at a protest and wondered which carbonated drink makes the police the most peaceful. Turns out it really is Pepsi. You see, my white friend went up to the front of the protest and shouted to the cops "Anybody wanna buy some Pepsi?!" and the cops were all chill and happy, some even bought a can or two. But then my black friend went up to the front and shouted "Anybody wanna buy some coke?!"

How do you call a flower on steroids?

A power plant.

With great power comes great...

electricity bills

None of my European electronics worked properly in the US, until I prayed to God.

Turns out they just needed a higher power.

What is the only meal served in nuclear power stations?

Fission chips.

My electricity bill was running suspiciously high

Had the power company send someone over. He found a wire tapped into my house running to a neighbor's. Watt do you know, a Joule thief lives next to my Ohm.

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?

They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

The Justice League has a vacancy and the number 7 is interviewing to fill a superhero position...

Batman: Thank you for coming, 7. Its been rough since the Flash took off and we're having a hard time finding someone to replace him. Let's get right to it. What is your first power?

Number 7: Well, for my whole life I've been in prime condition and I don't anticipate that changing anytime soon.

Bathman: That's great to hear. What do you consider your second power to be?

Number 7: 49

I just found my old Nokia and connected it with my power bank.

The power bank is now fully charged again.

Why was Portugal the best colonial power?

Spain had thousands of colonists, Britain had millions, but Portugal had BRAZILIANS.

What's the most powerful Star Card in Star Wars Battlefront II?

Your credit card.

A Soviet newspaper announces:

"Last night, the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Station fulfilled the Five Year Plan for heat energy generation..."

"...in four microseconds."

God is talking with the presidents.

God asks Bush: "What do you believe in?"

Bush answers: "I believe in the free market, and the strong American nation!"

"Very well," says God. "Come sit to my right."

Next, God asks Obama: "What do you believe in?"

Obama answers: "I believe in the power of democracy, and equal rights for all."

"Good, says God. "You shall sit to my left."

Finally, God asks Trump: "What do you believe in?"

Trump replies: "I believe you're sitting in my chair."

New technology uses bacteria to power a laptop

I guess you could say the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the dell

There exists a Japanese gentleman with a great power: None of his family or friends can die

He's unbereavable

My brother asked me which super power I'd like

Apparently the united states wasn't a good answer.

Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?

To get to the other slide

You're a unit of power, Harry.

Harry: I'm a watt?

What did the Power Ranger say after becoming a Junkie?

Its Morphine time

If I had the power of invisibility,

I would end every argument by disappearing and saying "have I made myself clear?"

Professor X to JK Rowling:

Professor X: "What's your power?"

JK Rowling: "I can rewrite the past of fictional characters."

Gay Professor X: "Interesting."

When I became a teenager, my father gave me a 30 minute Power Point Presentation on the dangers of having unprotected sex.

All the slides were just pictures of me.

A man stumbles upon a magic lamp with a genie willing to grant him one wish.

Man: I wish your name was "Burger King".

Genie: Wait, what? Why?

Man: It's for a joke, trust me.

Genie: You'd waste a wish, something with the power to change the cosmos itself, for a joke?

Man: Yes.

Burger King: Have it your way.

God was handing out talents one morning

To some, He gave the power to create life. The angels around Him were in awe as crops flourished and population soared. To others, he gave fine skills and artistry. His angelic entourage marveled at intricate needlework, tapestry, and sculpture.

God stooped down low and found a man waiting in the darkness, just before dawn. He gave him the power to sprinkle water on the grass as the sun rose. The angels were confused. "You gave amazing abilities to all others. Can this one really care for himself with such a small talent?"

God simply replied, "He will learn to make dew."

What's the difference between North Korea and the USA?

In North Korea, power passes from grandfather to grandson.

In the USA, power passes from grandfather to grandfather.

My dad just gave me a 30 minute Power Point Presentation on why to use condoms during sex.

All the slides were just pictures of me.

How do you get Texas to regulate their power grid?

Rename it uterus.

[First Date] Her: I'm instantaneously attracted to men with power.

Me: Nice. I just paid my electric bill.

Why are atheists bad at exponents?

Because they don't believe in a higher power.

Why does spiderman always have the best comebacks?

With great power comes great response ability!

Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?"

Girl replies: "I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!"

She points up and says: "3 pulls"

Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.

Professor X: "Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power..."

Girl: "Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics"

Professor X, still standing: "Oh my god"

Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?"

Girl replies: "I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!"

She points up and says: "3 pulls"

Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.

Professor X: "Yeah that's cool and all, but not really a super power..."

Girl: "Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics"

Professor X, still standing: "OH. MY. GODDD !!!!"

The 'surge' in Texas

You don't want to end up hospitalized with COVID in Texas relying on a ventilator.

You never know when the power might go out.

Gesundheit

What are you called when you reach the highest power level sneeze ever?

You're a Peak-Achoo.



I'll see myself out...

Old soviet joke

The new soviet leader has just taken power.

The former leaders says to him 'I have left you two letters. When you get into problems open the first letter. If you still have problems open the second letter .

About 1 year into his leadership things are going badly for the new guy. He then remembers the words of the former leader and opens the first letter, which reads 'blame all your problems on me'. The new guy does this and everything is fine for a little while.

But sadly things go from bad to worse, so he opens the second letter, which reads 'sit down and write two letters'.

What are the most powerful biscuits in the universe?

The Infinity Scones...



My 11 year old just came up with that one on his own...

Excorcising an evil computer be like...

The power of Christ compiles you!

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPILES YOU!

Been thinking about starting a program to rehabilitate felons through the power of writing

So I've been considering all the prose and cons.

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?

It's morphine time!

Five Things

Here are the five best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk at work: 5) "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 4) "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to." 3) "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time." 2) "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?" And the number one best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: 1) Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, amen."

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