Powe Jokes
69 powe jokes and hilarious powe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about powe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Powe Short Jokes
Short powe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The powe humour may include short stuff jokes also.
- Russian POW calls home: 'Mum, I've been captured'. Mum: 'Where are you?'
POW: 'Ukraine.'
Mum: 'Can you get us a Big Mac?' - What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad? POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!
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Powe One Liners
Which powe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with powe? I can suggest the ones about scare and carter.
- My grandfather got his tongue cut out in a POW camp He doesn't like to talk about it.
- Did you hear about the chicken in Asia that learned how to fight? His name was Kung POW!
- What do you call a gathering of dogs? A bow-wow pow-wow.
- What's Archduke Ferdinads favorite type of samwich? The POW boy.
- Wife asked if I'd like some tea I told her I'll take some "boo" tea.
Pow-Chika-wow-wow - We trained him wrong on purpose as a joke We trained him wrong on purpose as a joke
- Reading minds. Me:
So whats your super powe- - Puns should have been called pows... But those prisoners said it hurt too much.
- What is Ling Ling's (from King Pow) favorite video game console? Wii U Wii U Wiiiiiii U
- Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
- Yawn boy Unfortunately pown pun poah tsum pow paw
- A man with a gun shot his keyboard it typed POW
- What did they serve for lunch at McCain's f**...? Kung P.O.W. Chicken
- What did h**... say to the POW he forcibly made to switch sides? Look I am your Führer
Playful Powe Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about powe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kitchen jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make powe pranks.
No power.
Mitt Romney : "8 Million Americans still have no power."
Obama: "8 Million and one."
i said my power steering pump blew a seal and my uncle came back with this
So a penguin is driving in the desert and his car brakes down, so he takes it to the mechanic. while hes waiting for the mechanic he goes and gets ice cream since its hot in the desert it melts so he goes back to the mechanic and the mechanic says well it looks like you blew a seal
Power Saws
Power saws are for people who like short-cuts.
If a powerlifter has weak legs...
does his coach put him on the Bench?
How much power does a hearse have?
1 corpsepower
Some power tools come to life and start making friends with people in your neighborhood.
You know the drill.
Why are power tools good for bank robberies?
They know the drill.
What's a powerful chicken who lifts and pulls stuff called?
Fowl Winch
Because Of A Power Failure
Power surge at A/C factory this morning...
Fans shocked.
What's the most powerful part of a french tank
Reverse gear
What is a Power Adapter's favorite rock band?
AC/DC
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Why did the power go out when Optimus Prime got his first b**...?
Someone blew a transformer.
A powerful tornado tore through our town last night. So far, eight bodies have been found.
Plot twister. It only damaged the graveyard.
The power of Maths
One day, a box wouldn't open, a Lawyer came, applied all the laws he knew, it didn't open, a Chemist came, applied all reactions he knew, and the box wouldn't open, a Physicist came, applied all forces, it still didn't open, then a Mathematician came and said : " Let's assume the box is open "
Why was the powerful Jedi a terrible comedian?
Too *forced*, his punchlines were
All the power lines went down in a storm last Friday ...
Everyone was *delighted*.
Why did power quit its job?
It didn't want to work over time.
The power supply to my house must be high
Cause it's always tripping.
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The new Power Rangers movie shocked a lot of people by having the Blue Power Ranger be autistic...
Everyone thought it'd be the w**... Ranger
The power went out at a mall in Arkansas once.
People were stuck on the escalator for hours.
The power went out in a school during a test
The students were delighted
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It seems there were actually three power groups in Charlottesville
w**..., Black Power, and Horsepower
Seems like everything is powered by electricity these days,
Guess you could say electricity's in charge.
What did power say when Ohm came in?
Rii
I think that the powerful, elite titans of industry have learned an important lesson from this whole Harvey Weinstein ordeal.
Never hire a board of directors.
What did the power ranger say to his patient when he became a doctor?
"It's morphine time"
What's the most powerful Star Card in Star Wars Battlefront II?
Your credit card.
What's more powerful than a North Korean nuclear bomb?
Ford Fiesta.
I sometimes wonder what the most powerful magnets in the world are.
Then I realized I have one: My bed.
How much is the power plants power bill?
I don't know, but I bet it's watts
The Power Rangers walk into a bar...
The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."
The Power Rangers say, "Why, because we're colored?!"
So many power outages lately
No one wants to shed light on the matter
Do you know what's more powerful than a mind that understands the deepest reaches of the universe?
ALS
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide
What is the most powerful vegetable in the DragonBall Z universe?
Kacarrot
Why is Power Rangers a bad show?
Because your opinions don't count.
If I had the power of invisibility,
I would end every argument by disappearing and saying "have I made myself clear?"
What is the power to move sea birds with your mind called?
Pelicanesis
How powerful are the Arktika's two nuclear reactors?
I don't know, but it's enough to break the ice...
*Hi I'm \_Boonie\_*
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They say that the most powerful way for a woman to have s**... is d**......
Then they're really bangin' on all fours.
What is power?
Sorry, meant to write "Watt is power".
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With how much power a horse make s**...?
1 hp!
What did the old Power Ranger say every day at exactly 3:00 PM?
It's Morphin(e) Time!
Why was power so tired?
He was working over-time.
Why is the most powerful man in America scowling more since November?
He can't help it, winters are cold in Russia.
A power plant blows up near a aquarium...
and I had to be the one to tell my boss about the mutated eels. After I gathered all my courage, I said to him
Sir, the eels have fur all over them and are humanoid too!
My boss looked so surprised and asked
Fur-eel man?
There was a power cut in town today,
two blondes were stranded on a supermarket escalator for hours.
Why were Loki's powers centered around creating illusions?
It allows him to be low-key with his mischiefs.
Why did the power line not go to prom?
She was grounded
They say there's power in positivity...
...my grandmother's covid test results say otherwise
What are the most powerful biscuits in the universe?
The Infinity Scones...
My 11 year old just came up with that one on his own...
Power of Christ
Heard this one earlier and thought it was pretty good. I think it's probably a repost so I'm sorry.
A priest was driving along a road a bit rashly while drunk. He's got the bottle in the passenger seat. Eventually, a cop tails him and pulls him over.
Cop: Hey Father, how's it going?
Priest: Pretty good, thank you.
Cop: Have you been drinking anything this evening?
Priest: No, just some water.
Cop (while pointing at the bottle): Oh really? Then why is there wine in there?
The priest opens the bottle, looks inside and exclaims: Good God, he's done it again!
What is the best power tool to love?
A Sawzall. Because it will reciprocate.
