The Best 68 Powe Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Powe Jokes and Puns

No power.

Mitt Romney : "8 Million Americans still have no power."

Obama: "8 Million and one."

i said my power steering pump blew a seal and my uncle came back with this

So a penguin is driving in the desert and his car brakes down, so he takes it to the mechanic. while hes waiting for the mechanic he goes and gets ice cream since its hot in the desert it melts so he goes back to the mechanic and the mechanic says well it looks like you blew a seal

Power Saws

Power saws are for people who like short-cuts.

Powe joke, Power Saws

If a powerlifter has weak legs...

does his coach put him on the Bench?

We had a power outage today...

...and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad & surround sound music system were all shut down.

Then I discovered that my phone battery was flat and I couldn't charge it.To top it off it was snowing outside. So I couldn't play golf and I couldn't fish. I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this also needs power. So does the microwave. So popcorn won't happen.

So I talked with my wife for a few hours. She seems like such a nice person.


How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

Powe joke, What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

Some power tools come to life and start making friends with people in your neighborhood.

You know the drill.

Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

What's a powerful chicken who lifts and pulls stuff called?

Fowl Winch

Because Of A Power Failure

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Power surge at A/C factory this morning...

Fans shocked.

What's the most powerful painkiller a hospital keeps on hand?

Dielaffin.

What's the most powerful part of a french tank

Reverse gear

What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What is a Power Adapter's favorite rock band?

AC/DC

Powe joke, What is a Power Adapter's favorite rock band?

Which is the most powerful colour?

Super Cyan

I am the world's most powerful creature. I gulp down monsters whole for lunch.

For the record, I also drink Redbull.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.


Why did the power go out when Optimus Prime got his first blow job?

Someone blew a transformer.

A powerful tornado tore through our town last night. So far, eight bodies have been found.

Plot twister. It only damaged the graveyard.

The power of Maths

One day, a box wouldn't open, a Lawyer came, applied all the laws he knew, it didn't open, a Chemist came, applied all reactions he knew, and the box wouldn't open, a Physicist came, applied all forces, it still didn't open, then a Mathematician came and said : " Let's assume the box is open "

Why was the powerful Jedi a terrible comedian?

Too *forced*, his punchlines were

All the power lines went down in a storm last Friday ...

Everyone was *delighted*.

Why did power quit its job?

It didn't want to work over time.

The power supply to my house must be high

Cause it's always tripping.

The new Power Rangers movie shocked a lot of people by having the Blue Power Ranger be autistic...

Everyone thought it'd be the White Power Ranger

The power went out at a mall in Arkansas once.

People were stuck on the escalator for hours.

The power of Pepsi

So a couple of friends of mine, one black, one white were at a protest and wondered which carbonated drink makes the police the most peaceful. Turns out it really is Pepsi. You see, my white friend went up to the front of the protest and shouted to the cops "Anybody wanna buy some Pepsi?!" and the cops were all chill and happy, some even bought a can or two. But then my black friend went up to the front and shouted "Anybody wanna buy some coke?!"

The power went out in a school during a test

The students were delighted

It seems there were actually three power groups in Charlottesville

White Power, Black Power, and Horsepower

Seems like everything is powered by electricity these days,

Guess you could say electricity's in charge.

What did power say when Ohm came in?

Rii

I think that the powerful, elite titans of industry have learned an important lesson from this whole Harvey Weinstein ordeal.

Never hire a board of directors.

What did the power ranger say to his patient when he became a doctor?

"It's morphine time"

What's the most powerful Star Card in Star Wars Battlefront II?

Your credit card.

What's more powerful than a North Korean nuclear bomb?

Ford Fiesta.

I sometimes wonder what the most powerful magnets in the world are.

Then I realized I have one: My bed.

The power of prayer

A ship is sinking, the captain turns to the people on the boat and asks, "does anyone here know how to pray?"

The priest on boards says he can pray.

Captain: "Ok priest, you pray. Everyone else will wear a life jacket. We are short of one."

How much is the power plants power bill?

I don't know, but I bet it's watts

The Power Rangers walk into a bar...

The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."

The Power Rangers say, "Why, because we're colored?!"

So many power outages lately

No one wants to shed light on the matter

Do you know what's more powerful than a mind that understands the deepest reaches of the universe?

ALS

Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?

To get to the other slide

What is the most powerful vegetable in the DragonBall Z universe?

Kacarrot

What does a power ranger say when hurt?

It's morphine time

Why is Power Rangers a bad show?

Because your opinions don't count.

I have the power to heal others. I am a villain. Who am I?

The American healthcare system.

What did the Power Ranger say after becoming a Junkie?

Its Morphine time

If I had the power of invisibility,

I would end every argument by disappearing and saying "have I made myself clear?"

What is the power to move sea birds with your mind called?

Pelicanesis

How powerful are the Arktika's two nuclear reactors?

I don't know, but it's enough to break the ice...



*Hi I'm \_Boonie\_*

They say that the most powerful way for a woman to have sex is doggy style...

Then they're really bangin' on all fours.

What is power?

Sorry, meant to write "Watt is power".

With how much power a horse make sex?

1 hp!

Reading minds.

Me:
So whats your super powe-

What did the old Power Ranger say every day at exactly 3:00 PM?

It's Morphin(e) Time!

Why was power so tired?

He was working over-time.

Why is the most powerful man in America scowling more since November?

He can't help it, winters are cold in Russia.

What did the Power Ranger say when he got to the Hospital?

It's morphine time

A power plant blows up near a aquarium...

and I had to be the one to tell my boss about the mutated eels. After I gathered all my courage, I said to him

Sir, the eels have fur all over them and are humanoid too!

My boss looked so surprised and asked

Fur-eel man?

There was a power cut in town today,

two blondes were stranded on a supermarket escalator for hours.

Why were Loki's powers centered around creating illusions?

It allows him to be low-key with his mischiefs.

Why did the power line not go to prom?

She was grounded

They say there's power in positivity...

...my grandmother's covid test results say otherwise

Why did the PowerPoint cross the road?

To get to the other slide

The power suddenly went out and got dark while I was on the toilet

I couldn't see shit.

What are the most powerful biscuits in the universe?

The Infinity Scones...



My 11 year old just came up with that one on his own...

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