Powe Jokes
69 powe jokes and hilarious powe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about powe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Powe Short Jokes
Short powe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The powe humour may include short acts jokes also.
- Russian POW calls home: 'Mum, I've been captured'. Mum: 'Where are you?'
POW: 'Ukraine.'
Mum: 'Can you get us a Big Mac?' - What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad? POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!
- What's the quickest way to lose 100 pounds? Leave the European Union. . . Beep boop bop bam Pow!
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Powe One Liners
Which powe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with powe? I can suggest the ones about stuff and scare.
- My grandfather got his tongue cut out in a POW camp He doesn't like to talk about it.
- Did you hear about the chicken in Asia that learned how to fight? His name was Kung POW!
- What do you call a gathering of dogs? A bow-wow pow-wow.
- What's Archduke Ferdinads favorite type of samwich? The POW boy.
- Wife asked if I'd like some tea I told her I'll take some "boo" tea.
Pow-Chika-wow-wow - We trained him wrong on purpose as a joke We trained him wrong on purpose as a joke
- Reading minds. Me:
So whats your super powe- - Puns should have been called pows... But those prisoners said it hurt too much.
- What is Ling Ling's (from King Pow) favorite video game console? Wii U Wii U Wiiiiiii U
- Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
- Yawn boy Unfortunately pown pun poah tsum pow paw
- A man with a gun shot his keyboard it typed POW
- What did they serve for lunch at McCain's f**...? Kung P.O.W. Chicken
- What did h**... say to the POW he forcibly made to switch sides? Look I am your Führer
Playful Powe Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about powe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean carter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make powe pranks.
No power.
Mitt Romney : "8 Million Americans still have no power."
Obama: "8 Million and one."
i said my power steering pump blew a seal and my uncle came back with this
So a penguin is driving in the desert and his car brakes down, so he takes it to the mechanic. while hes waiting for the mechanic he goes and gets ice cream since its hot in the desert it melts so he goes back to the mechanic and the mechanic says well it looks like you blew a seal
Power Saws
Power saws are for people who like short-cuts.
If a powerlifter has weak legs...
does his coach put him on the Bench?
We had a power outage today...
...and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad & surround sound music system were all shut down.
Then I discovered that my phone battery was flat and I couldn't charge it.To top it off it was snowing outside. So I couldn't play golf and I couldn't fish. I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this also needs power. So does the microwave. So popcorn won't happen.
So I talked with my wife for a few hours. She seems like such a nice person.
How much power does a hearse have?
1 corpsepower
Some power tools come to life and start making friends with people in your neighborhood.
You know the drill.
Why are power tools good for bank robberies?
They know the drill.
Because Of A Power Failure
Power surge at A/C factory this morning...
Fans shocked.
What's the most powerful part of a french tank
Reverse gear
What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?
It's morphine time!
Which is the most powerful colour?
Super Cyan
I am the world's most powerful creature. I gulp down monsters whole for lunch.
For the record, I also drink Redbull.
Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
Why did the power go out when Optimus Prime got his first b**...?
Someone blew a transformer.
A powerful tornado tore through our town last night. So far, eight bodies have been found.
Plot twister. It only damaged the graveyard.
The power of Maths
One day, a box wouldn't open, a Lawyer came, applied all the laws he knew, it didn't open, a Chemist came, applied all reactions he knew, and the box wouldn't open, a Physicist came, applied all forces, it still didn't open, then a Mathematician came and said : " Let's assume the box is open "
Why was the powerful Jedi a terrible comedian?
Too *forced*, his punchlines were
All the power lines went down in a storm last Friday ...
Everyone was *delighted*.
Why did power quit its job?
It didn't want to work over time.
The power went out at a mall in Arkansas once.
People were stuck on the escalator for hours.
The power of Pepsi
So a couple of friends of mine, one black, one white were at a protest and wondered which carbonated drink makes the police the most peaceful. Turns out it really is Pepsi. You see, my white friend went up to the front of the protest and shouted to the cops "Anybody wanna buy some Pepsi?!" and the cops were all chill and happy, some even bought a can or two. But then my black friend went up to the front and shouted "Anybody wanna buy some coke?!"
The power went out in a school during a test
The students were delighted
It seems there were actually three power groups in Charlottesville
w**..., Black Power, and Horsepower
Seems like everything is powered by electricity these days,
Guess you could say electricity's in charge.
What did power say when Ohm came in?
Rii
I think that the powerful, elite titans of industry have learned an important lesson from this whole Harvey Weinstein ordeal.
Never hire a board of directors.
What did the power ranger say to his patient when he became a doctor?
"It's morphine time"
What's the most powerful Star Card in Star Wars Battlefront II?
Your credit card.
What's more powerful than a North Korean nuclear bomb?
Ford Fiesta.
I sometimes wonder what the most powerful magnets in the world are.
Then I realized I have one: My bed.
The power of prayer
A ship is sinking, the captain turns to the people on the boat and asks, "does anyone here know how to pray?"
The priest on boards says he can pray.
Captain: "Ok priest, you pray. Everyone else will wear a life jacket. We are short of one."
The Power Rangers walk into a bar...
The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."
The Power Rangers say, "Why, because we're colored?!"
So many power outages lately
No one wants to shed light on the matter
Do you know what's more powerful than a mind that understands the deepest reaches of the universe?
ALS
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide
What is the most powerful vegetable in the DragonBall Z universe?
Kacarrot
What does a power ranger say when hurt?
It's morphine time
I have the power to heal others. I am a villain. Who am I?
The American healthcare system.
What did the Power Ranger say after becoming a j**...?
Its Morphine time
If I had the power of invisibility,
I would end every argument by disappearing and saying "have I made myself clear?"
What is the power to move sea birds with your mind called?
Pelicanesis
Why is the most powerful man in America scowling more since November?
He can't help it, winters are cold in Russia.
What did the Power Ranger say when he got to the Hospital?
It's morphine time
A power plant blows up near a aquarium...
and I had to be the one to tell my boss about the mutated eels. After I gathered all my courage, I said to him
Sir, the eels have fur all over them and are humanoid too!
My boss looked so surprised and asked
Fur-eel man?
There was a power cut in town today,
two blondes were stranded on a supermarket escalator for hours.
Why were Loki's powers centered around creating illusions?
It allows him to be low-key with his mischiefs.
Why did the power line not go to prom?
She was grounded
They say there's power in positivity...
...my grandmother's covid test results say otherwise
Why did the PowerPoint cross the road?
To get to the other slide
The power suddenly went out and got dark while I was on the toilet
I couldn't see s**....
What are the most powerful biscuits in the universe?
The Infinity Scones...
My 11 year old just came up with that one on his own...
Power of Christ
Heard this one earlier and thought it was pretty good. I think it's probably a repost so I'm sorry.
A priest was driving along a road a bit rashly while drunk. He's got the bottle in the passenger seat. Eventually, a cop tails him and pulls him over.
Cop: Hey Father, how's it going?
Priest: Pretty good, thank you.
Cop: Have you been drinking anything this evening?
Priest: No, just some water.
Cop (while pointing at the bottle): Oh really? Then why is there wine in there?
The priest opens the bottle, looks inside and exclaims: Good God, he's done it again!
What is the best power tool to love?
A Sawzall. Because it will reciprocate.
