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121 powder jokes and hilarious powder puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about powder that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article brings together a wide variety of humorous jokes related to powder. From powder coating and powder puff to washing powder, protein powder, baby powder and even chilli powder, you'll find something here to tickle your funny bone. Plus, a few bonus jokes based on brownies, garlic and detergent! Check out these powder jokes today and have a chuckle.

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Funniest Powder Short Jokes

Short powder jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The powder humour may include short dust jokes also.

  1. Garlic powder $5.99. steak seasoning $14.99. Pepper shaker $9.99. Forgetting to grab your shopping bag at the grocery store counter.......spiceless
  2. Forgot to bring my protein powder to the gym today Guess I should've prepared whey in advance
  3. "Your dad cant hold a candle to what my daddy can do." "Oh Ya, what does he do?"
    "Makes gun powder."
  4. TIFU by trying to be witty at the airport... The TSA confiscated my protein powder asking "Are you planning on building any bombs with this substance?"
    I replied "No, only guns."
  5. I bought purple Jell-O mix and now I feel like a superhero. With grape powder comes great responsibility.
  6. Bodybuilder 1 says to bodybuilder 2 "hey man, I think we're out of protein powder" bodybuilder 2 responds "No whey!!"
  7. What did the bodybuilder say when he saw the store had sold out of protein powder? No whey!
  8. Why does Spider-Man only drink Kool-aid? Because with grape powder comes great responsibility.
  9. What do you get when you eat unsalted butter, all-purpose flour, baking powder, sugar, raw eggs, vanilla extract and whole milk? A stomach cake!
  10. My really jacked friend shockingly ran out of protein powder today. He told me and I was like, No Whey

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Powder One Liners

Which powder one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with powder? I can suggest the ones about flour and pills.

  1. Gym bro #1: "Bro, we're out of protein powder." Gym bro #2: "No whey..."
  2. I have an addiction to snorting powdered fruit drink mix... Anybody got a punch line?
  3. I bought some powdered water I don't know what to add.
  4. Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap? It takes longer to pick up.
  5. What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder? "No whey"
  6. My uncle recently overdosed on protein powder What a whey to go
  7. My nutrition store ran out of protein powder today I was like no whey !
  8. I can't buy any protein powder Because it's whey out of my budget!
  9. Did you hear about the guy who snorted curry powder? He fell into a korma
  10. What do you get when you snort Kool-Aid powder? A punchline
  11. What do you call a group of drug dealers with superpowers? The Powder Rangers.
  12. I found a spider in my protein powder today I politely asked him to get out of my whey.
  13. What did they call Tech Support before gun powder? Trouble stabbing.
  14. What do call a Hispanic fella that ran out of protein powder? No-whey Jose.
  15. I can't believe plant-based protein powder exists There's no whey

Protein Powder Jokes

Here is a list of funny protein powder jokes and even better protein powder puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My brother and I ran out of protein powder. I turned to him and said, "no whey....."
    (true story)
  • The lesser-known fourth Wise Man brought baby Jesus the gift of protein powder. It was a whey in a manger.
  • Why was the protein powder maker never satisfied with his work? He always kept looking for new wheys to improve
  • My roommate seemed like he was in denial when I told him I spilled all his protein powder... ...he just kept saying "no whey, no whey"
  • I had a falling out with my friend over a protein powder We decided to go our separate wheys
  • What happened to the body builder who lost their protein powder? They lost their whey
  • This morning I told my wife we were out of protein powder. She replied..... No Whey
  • The supplement store said they were out of protein powder... 'No Whey!' I said
  • What do you say to an old woman with a jug of protein? No one ma'am should have all that powder
  • I'll never run out of protein powder There'd be no whey!

Baby Powder Jokes

Here is a list of funny baby powder jokes and even better baby powder puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Astounding. Walking down the grocery aisles I see orange juice powder, just add water. Powdered milk , just add water. Then I see baby powder and I think what a time to be alive!
  • Grocery stores nowadays have amazing selection We have powdered milk, powdered orange juice, powdered eggs, baby powder...
  • My wife found my hard sock in the laundry. She winked at me and said "Have you been using cornstarch?"
    I said "No, it's just my Johnson's baby powder."
  • TIL- Baby Powder isn't actually made out of babies. Same with Baby Oil, and why doesn't Babies 'r Us sell babies
  • A little black kid covered himself with baby powder...
  • What TV show reminds you of Johnson's Baby Powder? Rawhide.
  • What do you call a baby in a concentration camp? Baby Powder.
Powder joke, What do you call a baby in a concentration camp?

Talcum Powder Jokes

Here is a list of funny talcum powder jokes and even better talcum powder puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • ME: honey WHY are you putting talcum powder in my shorts???? WIFE: it's not talcum powder it's Miracle Grow
  • Got a ceiling fan? Put some little piles of talcum powder on top of the blades and wait for somebody to turn it on. It'll be snowing indoors.

Washing Powder Jokes

Here is a list of funny washing powder jokes and even better washing powder puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Addiction has drastic affects on your body. I used to be addicted to washing powder. I'm clean now.
  • Why don't upper class men wash their own clothes? Because the washing powder is a deter-gent.
  • Why can't you behave loudly in the laundry? Because the washing powder is concentrated
  • A drug addict died A drug addict has died after being sold washing powder as h**....
    His family have said he just wanted to get clean.
Powder joke, A drug addict died

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about powder can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of powder puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Comical Powder Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about powder you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean poison jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make powder prank.

The older man and his problems

A man getting along in years finds that he is unable to perform s**.... He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. Finally, as a last hope, the doctor refers him to an African medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white powder into a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.

Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The man then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?"

The medicine man replies: "When your partner can take no more s**... and is completely raddled, all she has to say is '1234', and it will then go down. But be warned: The pork swordsman will not rise again for another year."

The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers. That night he showers, shaves, and smothers himself in aftershave. He slides into bed,cuddles up to his wife, says "123" and suddenly he has the most gigantic stiffie ever, just as the medicine man promised.
His wife turns over and asks: "What did you say '123' for?"

A chemist is surprised by a pan of old-fashioned magnesium photo flash powder going off in front of his face.

"MgO!" He shouts, temporarily blinded.

Do you know The perfect system to avoid c**... accident ?

The perfect system to avoid c**... accident,
use double c**... with chilly powder in between,
if outer breaks she will know ,
if inner breaks u will know.

What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

"No whey."

The secret to a long life

A tough old cowboy from Texas counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her oatmeal every morning.
The granddaughter did this religiously until the age of 103, when she died.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a 40-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

Two kids overdosed on curry powder...

One is in a korma, the other has a dodgy tikka.

If you want to prevent pregnancy use two condoms and...

Fill chille powder in between. If outer one breaks she will know if inner one breaks you will know..

Did you hear about the guy that spilled curry powder in his bed?

Woke up in a Korma

Did you hear about the guys who snorted curry powder instead of c**...?

One of them now has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.

My brother told me we ran out of protein powder

I didn't believe him, so I said
No Whey

Why is c**... the alt-right's favorite drug?

White powder!

I like my men like I like my c**......

White, chopped into a fine powder, and flushed down the toilet once the police realize what I did and bang on my door.

I stole my roomates creatine powder and hit the gym

Is that ill gotten Gainz?

Two bricks of salt visit a meat factory...

And while they are looking down at one of the bone grinders, one of the salt brick accidentally falls down into the machine. The other salt brick watches in panic as his friend gets s**... into the blades and gears. After a while, the salt brick comes out from the other side of the grinding machine, all ground into pieces and powder.
"Oh my god! Are you okay Jimmy?" The salt brick on the top asks.
"Oh yeah I'm fine."

What does a racist c**... addict say when he meets a black person?

"White Powder!"

What did the white kid get on his SATs?

Gun powder

What do you say to your Mexican friend when you don't have any of the protein powder he asked for?

"No whey Jose"

Why did the French invent smokeless powder?

So they could remain hidden after shooting to allow more time for a retreat.

Garlic powder $5.99. Steak seasoning $14.99. Pepper shaker $9.99.

Forgetting to grab your shopping bag at the grocery store counter.......spiceless.
(The most common first comment I see for every joke is "repost". I just made this one up. If someone came up with the same punchline before, guess what, it's a coincidence. Great minds think alike)

Why did the confused coke-head join the k**...?

He thought they were saying "White Powder"

What's a k**... member's favorite donut?

"WHITE POWDER!!"

My lifting buddy was shocked when I told him that we were out of protein powder.

He said "No whey!"
I'll be here all night.

Would you believe my protein powder is dairy free?

No whey!

Did you hear about the drug addict who accidentally injected curry powder?

He fell into a korma.

Raw eggs are good for a fitness diet.

If you don't like the taste, just add sugar, flour, cocoa and baking powder and bake for 30 minutes.

What do you call it when you steal your roommates protein powder while s**...?

High Whey Robbery

I want an after workout snack but forgot to get more protein powder.

Oy whey

I was offered s**... by a 22-year old woman in exchange that I'd advertise some detergent powder for her

Of course I said no because of my strong will power. Which is just as strong as Vanish. The super strong detergent powder now 20% off and available in scented vanilla or lemon.

White Powder ... shouted the

c**... addicted k**....

A woman and her lover were in bed, when the woman heard her husband getting back.

The woman said Quick! Rub baby powder on you and pretend to be a statue. The lover did that.
The husband walked into the room.
Honey, what's this statue doing here? He asked.
I saw that the Smiths got one, so I decided to get one as well. She replied.
The husband got into bed, and the woman fell asleep. A few hours later, after checking his wife was asleep, he quietly got up, walked into kitchen, made a sandwich and got a glass of milk, came back, and went to the statue.
Here, have something to eat and drink. I stood like an idiot for 3 days at the Smiths, and no one offered me anything to eat!

What do you call l**... covered in curry powder?

Tandoori trippin'

What is a drug lord's bathroom called?

The powder room

A black kid puts powder on his face and realised he looked white

So he went down to his mom and said
Look mom I'm white .
His mother tells him
Don't do that, it's not funny now go wash up .
The kid then goes to his dad who said
Why are you doing s**... things. Now go clean up .
The kid disappointed with his parents reaction says to himself as he cleans up
One day of being white and I already hate black people .

So this guy's in bed with a married woman when her husband's car gets home

She brings the guy, completely n**..., into the living room and tells him to stand completely still as she covers him in white powder.
Honey, what's that? , said her husband.
Well, it's a statue. I saw the Robinsons down the street got one and I wanted one! , said the woman.
The husband bought it, and the day went on and eventually the couple went to bed.
At about 2 a.m., the husband gets up, goes down to the kitchen, makes a sandwich and grabs a beer. He goes into the living room, and tells the statue : Here you go; I spent two whole days like that at the Robinsons and nobody even offered me a d**... glass of water!

So, what do you do? - I'm a supervillain

What's your name? - Autocorrector.

— HAHAHA! Are you Sirius?
What's your super powder? Wait a minion... what the help is happy ninja to me? PLEATS MAKE IT DUCKING STOP!

Grandfather: When I was your age, I used to go to the market with one dollar

...and bring home soap, rice, milk, bread, face powder etc..
Grandson: Nowadays it's difficult. There are CCTV cameras everywhere.

The Mandalorian fell on hard times and had to take a job in a body building and health food shop. Turns out he was unexpectedly great at it and smashed the commission targets. He'd just direct people to the protein powder section, and say...

..."This is the whey"

(Sorry)

My kindergartner says that her favorite food is the powder at the bottom of the Cheerios bag

I think she's a cereal killer

The secret to a long life

A tough old cowboy from Texas counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her oatmeal every morning.
The granddaughter did this religiously until the age of 103, when she died.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a 40-foot deep hole where the crematorium used to be.

The secret to a long life…

The secret to a long life...
A tough old cowboy from Texas counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her oatmeal every morning.
The granddaughter did this religiously until the age of 103, when she died.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a 40-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

A Belgian farmer is working on his farm

He's busy sprinkling blue powder all over the place. As he is doing so, a young boy walks past the farm and sees the farmer.
He asks the farmer: "Farmer, why do you sprinkle this blue powder all over your farm?"
The farmer answers: "This powder is elephant repellant!"
The boy replies: "But there aren't any elephants over here!"
The farmer answers: "Strong powder, right?"
Ps. This is my dad's favourite joke

Me - So, what do you do?

Otto - I'm a supervillain.
Me - What's your name?
Otto - Corrector.
Me - HAHAHA! Are you Sirius?
What's your super powder?
Wait a minion……
what the help is happy ninja to me? PLEATS
MAKE IT DUCKING STOP!

I used to feed ducks everyday.

A big group of them, but there was always one that really stood out to me - he always had very rough feathers, always shaking with wide eyes and a chipped beak. Then one day I saw him huddled in a group with a couple other ducks that looked exactly the same, and they all had little packets of white powder in their beaks. Then it clicked:
They were quackheads.

A man is frustrated with his wife gaining a little weight

He tells her, Maybe you should wash your clothes in slim fast since you won't try anything else.
The wife goes to bed angry. The next morning when the husband puts on his underwear, it's full of powder. He asks his wife why she put baby powder in his underwear.
She replies, It's not baby powder, it's miracle grow .

Powder joke, A man is frustrated with his wife gaining a little weight

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