Pow Jokes
27 pow jokes and hilarious pow puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pow that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funny pow jokes that will have you rolling! From martial arts fighters to "kung pow" and "pow wow" this collection of jokes will have you shouting "bam" and "chun". Whether you are looking for laughs or puns, these pow jokes will make you smile.
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Funniest Pow Short Jokes
Short pow jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pow humour may include short tsunami jokes also.
- Russian POW calls home: 'Mum, I've been captured'. Mum: 'Where are you?'
POW: 'Ukraine.'
Mum: 'Can you get us a Big Mac?' - What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad? POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!
- What's the quickest way to lose 100 pounds? Leave the European Union. . . Beep boop bop bam Pow!
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Pow One Liners
Which pow one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pow? I can suggest the ones about prisoner and bang.
- My grandfather got his tongue cut out in a POW camp He doesn't like to talk about it.
- Did you hear about the chicken in Asia that learned how to fight? His name was Kung POW!
- What do you call a gathering of dogs? A bow-wow pow-wow.
- What's Archduke Ferdinads favorite type of samwich? The POW boy.
- Wife asked if I'd like some tea I told her I'll take some "boo" tea.
Pow-Chika-wow-wow - We trained him wrong on purpose as a joke We trained him wrong on purpose as a joke
- Reading minds. Me:
So whats your super powe- - Puns should have been called pows... But those prisoners said it hurt too much.
- What is Ling Ling's (from King Pow) favorite video game console? Wii U Wii U Wiiiiiii U
- Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
- Yawn boy Unfortunately pown pun poah tsum pow paw
- A man with a gun shot his keyboard it typed POW
- What did they serve for lunch at McCain's f**...? Kung P.O.W. Chicken
- What did h**... say to the POW he forcibly made to switch sides? Look I am your Führer
Amusing & Witty Pow Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about pow you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean continent jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pow pranks.
There was three pilots...
Three WW2 pilots were shot down behind enemy lines and captured. They were sent to a POW camp to be executed. They were lined up and the firing squad said "Ready, aim" and then the first pilot screamd
"Tornado" then the soldiers ran for cover. When thay found no tornado they lined back up.
"Ready aim" Then the second screeched "b**... run" then the soldiers ran for cover. They then lined up again. "Ready aim" Then the third pilot knew what to do and screamed "FIRE".
Latvia in WW2
Latvian man sent to front in Great Patriotic War. No potato, much shooting. Is captured by Germans. Germans send to POW camp. Get own potato as prisoner! But Soviets liberate camp, take all potato. Man dies in Siberia.
Two Frenchmen attempt to escape a POW camp...
The pair break out of their cells and manage to reach the wire fence in the dead of night. As Pierre scales the fence he stumbles, alerting a nearby guard, who calls out "Who's there?!"
"Meow!" Pierre shouts back, and he manages to creep away.
Now Francois climbs the fence and he stumbles and the guard again called, 'Who goes there?'
"Another cat!"
An american soldier was a russian POW captive
One day his left arm got infected and they needed to amputate.
Can you send my arm back to America?
Yes
The next week his right arm got infected and needed to be amputated.
Can you send it back to america?
Yes
The next week his left leg got infected and needed to be amputated
Can you send it back to america?
Yes
The next week his right leg got infected and needed to be, you guessed it, amputated.
Can you send it to America?
Nien we can not do that. We worry you are trying to escape.
An American POW was being held in Germany...
Both of his arms were injured during the fighting and the n**... amputated one.
"Can you drop my arm over allied territory for my wife?" The soldier asked.
The doctors obliged.
A few days later the other arm became infected and they amputated that one.
"Can you drop it over allied territory for my wife?" He asked again.
The doctors met his second request.
A few weeks later, the soldier's leg got smashed in the work camp and had to be amputated.
"Can you drop my leg over allied territory for my wife?" He asked.
"Nein!" The doctors told him. "We cannot do this any more!"
"Why not?"
"We think you're trying to escape!"