Poverty Jokes
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Funniest Poverty Short Jokes
Short poverty jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The poverty humour may include short poor jokes also.
- What are the worst three states to live? State of Despair. / State of Confusion. / State of Poverty.
- I think my ex girlfriend fell into poverty since we broke up. Every time I call her, she says, Please leave me a loan.
- I've been living with extreme poverty and disfigurement for over 40 years, but today, God finally answered my prayers! He said no.
- Somewhere out there, there is a world with no war, no hate, no hunger, and no poverty. It also has no oxygen.
- Growing up in poverty, my mom was a lot like my anti-depressants... Neither of them really worked.
- How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously? By feeding the poor to the hungry.
- One of North Korea's long term goals has been to eradicate poverty. It sounds way better than eradicating the impoverished.
- My friend from a poverty-stricken country is really good at saving loose change. Makes cents.
- You can't put a load of rockstars up on a stage and expect to wipe out global poverty. Thats ludicrous
- A little boy says to his dad 'What is the difference between wealth and poverty?'
And the dad says:
'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
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Poverty One Liners
Which poverty one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with poverty? I can suggest the ones about poor people and growing up poor.
- Money can't buy you happiness But poverty can't buy you anything.
- I live life on the edge... Of poverty.
- If you mix taco bell sauce into your ramen.. It tastes exactly like poverty.
- I'm addicted to poverty If my bank account has money in it I suffer withdrawal.
- What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy? Poverty
- what gets bigger the more you take away from it Poverty
- Poverty is poetry to me... Mainly because I'm dyslexic.
- What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common? Princess Diana can't stop either
- Do you know which country they only write songs about poverty in? Singapore.
- What do Indians live in? Poverty. :(
- What line is the hardest to cross in africa? The poverty line.
- What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together? Poverty.
- How do female pornstars grow up. In POVerty.
- Seeing poverty makes me sick... I think it's the smell.
- I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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What funny jokes about poverty you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean so poor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make poverty pranks.
A man wants to deposit money at a Swiss bank.
"How much do you want to deposit?" asks the bank employee.
Whispers the man, "Three million."
"You can speak up," says the bank clerk. "In Switzerland, poverty is not a disgrace."
I recently flew to africa to do some charity work.
It was an eye-opening, shocking experience.
The poverty, the starvation, the fighting.... the *smell*, the noise....
I am never flying economy again.
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A woman stopped me in the street today and told me a joke.
After hearing it, I thought it had all the ingredients of a great joke: child a**...; incestual r**..., tears, poverty and suffering; but I didn't understand the punchline.
Something about $10 a month...
Horrors of poverty
I've been around, you know. I've seen some of the poorest slums where children are starving and disease is rampant. Let me tell you, you've not seen anything, *anything* like it, until you've seen it in high-definition plasma!
David Cameron has said the UK's mission in Afghanistan is 'accomplished'...
David Cameron has said the UK's mission in Afghanistan is 'accomplished'.
We're leaving that country in a state of poverty and despair, where half the population can't read and daily life is blighted by the ever-present threat of needless violence.
Yes, we've brought the British way of life to them all right.
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What is the difference between poverty and my ex-wife?
Poverty s**....
The German tax evader in Switzerland
A German wants to bring his untaxed savings to a number account in Switzerland.
He sneaks into the bank, looks around and whispers to the bank assistant:
"Psst! I've got 2 million euros in my suitcase!"
The bank assistant replies in a normal voice:
"Why do you try to be so unsuspicious? Poverty is not a shame in Switzerland."
It's interesting how different parts of the country have different ways of saying the same thing.
For instance, in most parts of the country, having an income of $100k or more is called "making six figures".
However, here in San Francisco, we call that same thing "living above the poverty line".
A man dies and goes to heaven…
St. Pete says Welcome to heaven. Any questions?
The man says Yes. God is supposed to be all knowing, all powerful, and benevolent. Frankly, most people are miserable. There is war, disease, poverty, environmental disaster, genocide, all that. What's going on?
St. Pete turns to Gabriel Are these people still running release 0.9.1?
A lesson from my life as a monk
I learned a lot during my years at the monastery. One thing I still remember is that our vow of poverty meant that we were expected to go to great lengths to look after our one robe, including mending and from time to time dying them to their regulation dark hue.
One thing that surprised me was how rough and scratchy the dye made the material over many years.
Old habits dye hard.
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What's an African's favourite type of tea?
Poverty.
A Buddhist finds a Genie in a lamp
The genie says "I can grant you one wish." The Buddha says with tears in his eyes "I've always wanted to be Hispanic, and I have also lived this life of poverty. What I would really like is for you to make me Juan, with everything."
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There's a banquet filled with Catholic Bishops
There's a banquet filled with Catholic Bishops. One of the waiters goes up to the Bishop and asks him how to become a Priest.
The Bishop tells him about the vows of poverty.
The waiter says 'if this is your idea of poverty I'd love to see your idea of chastity. :
How to make the world a better place.
How do you raise the literacy rate while simultaneously lowering the poverty ratio of a town near you?
All you have to do is drive as fast as possible through the Walmart parking lot.
