The Best 17 Poutine Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Poutine jokes. There are some poutine borscht jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these poutine gravy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Poutine Jokes and Puns

My Canadian friend eats a bowl of fries, cheese curds and brown gravy every single morning.

It's just his daily poutine.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

Do you know what I like doing with poutine?

Poutine it in my mouth

Poutine joke, Do you know what I like doing with poutine?

What's a Russian's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine

The Canadian restaurant by my house has been closed for renovations.

They're just doing some poutine maintenance.

What do you call a Russian guy in Canada?

Vladimir Poutine

If USA invaded Canada, Russia would save them...

Because they've got poutine!

Poutine joke, If USA invaded Canada, Russia would save them...

What do you call a Russian president that's also Canadian?

Vladimir Poutine

A Canadian visits Russia

A Canadian visits Russia and goes to a restaurant that serves fries with gravy and cheese. He says, "I hate this poutine".

He was never seen again.

What's Russia's favorite dish?


Putin has an 87% approval in Canada!

Whoops, I meant to say Poutine.

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I'm opening a Canadian-Russian fusion restaurant…

It's called Vladimir Poutine.

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?


Why did the chicken cross the garden?

To get to the Canadian side.

Please come north, we have poutine

Canadian communism was amazing!

And it was all thanks to Vladimir Poutine.

What do you get when you mix a Russian President, potato chips, gravy and cheese curds?


Poutine joke, What do you get when you mix a Russian President, potato chips, gravy and cheese curds?

If Russia declared war on Quebec

It would be Putin versus Poutine

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the poutine putins jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working poutine medvedev piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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