Poutine Jokes

Funniest Poutine Short Jokes

Short poutine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The poutine humour may include short gravy jokes also.

1. My Canadian friend eats a bowl of fries, cheese curds and brown gravy every single morning. It's just his daily poutine.
2. The Canadian restaurant by my house has been closed for renovations. They're just doing some poutine maintenance.
3. A Canadian visits Russia A Canadian visits Russia and goes to a restaurant that serves fries with gravy and cheese. He says, "I hate this poutine".
   He was never seen again.
4. Why did the chicken cross the garden? To get to the Canadian side.
   Please come north, we have poutine
5. What do you get when you mix a Russian President, potato chips, gravy and cheese curds? Poutine
6. Have you heard about poutine? Dude... nobody cares Bout Vladimir anymore
7. What do you call a dictator who is covered in hot gravy? Vladimir Poutine.
8. What do you call a Canadian rap group? Poutine Clan

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Poutine One Liners

Which poutine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with poutine? I can suggest the ones about burger and fries.

1. What do you call a Canadian dictator? Vladimir Poutine.
2. Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants? because they serve Poutine.
3. Do you know what I like doing with poutine? Poutine it in my mouth
4. What's a Russian's favorite food? Vladimir Poutine
5. What's the difference between Putin and poutine? Some people actually like poutine
6. Who is Canada's favorite dictator? Vladimir Poutine
7. If USA invaded Canada, Russia would save them... Because they've got poutine!
8. What do you call a Russian guy in Canada? Vladimir Poutine
9. What do you call a Russian president that's also Canadian? Vladimir Poutine
10. What's Russia's favorite dish? Poutine.
11. Putin has an 87% approval in Canada! Whoops, I meant to say Poutine.
12. I'm opening a Canadian-Russian fusion restaurant… It's called Vladimir Poutine.
13. How much poutine was left after the hockey game? Nunavet
14. Canadian communism was amazing! And it was all thanks to Vladimir Poutine.
15. If Russia declared war on Quebec It would be Putin versus Poutine

Poutine Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about poutine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean curds jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make poutine pranks.