The Best 20 Pounder Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pounder jokes. There are some pounder kilogram jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Pounder Jokes and Puns

A blonde walks into a library..

she goes up to the librarians desk and says, "I'll have a quarter pounder with cheese, fries, and a diet coke please." The librarian looks at her in disbelief. "Uh, honey, this is a library, and not McDonalds." The blonde is totally taken aback as she looks around and see everyone quietly reading books. She says, "Oh my gosh, I am so sorry!"

*whispers* "I'll have a quarter pounder with cheese, fries, and a diet coke please."

Did you hear Burger King is promoting a black Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

What do you say to an art student with a job?

"Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

Pounder joke, What do you say to an art student with a job?

What do you call a midget pornstar?

A quarter pounder.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder w/cheese.


I found a hammer behind McDonalds that I use to smash coins with

I nicknamed it Big Mac but it's really more of a Quarter Pounder.

Ethiopian jokes I've heard from over the years.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake

What do you call 10 Ethiopians carrying a canoe over their heads?

A comb

What do you call an Ethiopian with a club foot?

A gulf club.

Pounder joke, Ethiopian jokes I've heard from over the years.

What do they call a Double Quarter Pounder with cheese, large fries, and a Diet Coke in France?

"The American Weight Loss Plan."

Q: How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

What's Ronald McDonald's favorite sex position?

The Cooter Pounder.

So I won a grand prize at a local trivia game.

They went up to me and said, Congrats! You've won
a 1 British dollar Sandwich that compresses 1/4 gallons worth of 25c coins!

And I said, So a 1 pound quart quarter pounder quarter pounder?

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A man walks into a library ...

Man, to librarian: ** "I'd like a quarter pounder with cheese, and a large coke."**

Librarian (whispering): "Sir, you are at the library."

Man (now whispering): "Oh, I'm sorry. I'd like a quarter pounder with cheese, and a large coke."

What do you call a Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?

A quarter pounder.

How do you know a Scottish man is a MacDonald?

You stick your hand up their kilt and you feel a quarter pounder

hes a MacDonald

I once caught a stick fish

It was a tree pounder

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

Pounder joke, What is McDonald's demolition service called?

What do you call it when a woman with a yeast infection has an early abortion? (NSFW)

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call 25 Mike Pence clones in a room with Donald Trump?

... Quarter pounder with cheese.

(Think British currency here)

How do you know a Scotsman is a McDonald?

Lift up his kilt and see if he has a 1/4 pounder.


What did Roxanne order at McDonald's?

A quarter pounder.

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