Pounder Jokes
29 pounder jokes and hilarious pounder puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pounder that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article will explore the world of "pounder jokes" - jokes based on puns using words related to the term "pounder". See how you can pun with words like "quarter pounder", "jackhammer", "fillet", etc. to make your own pounder jokes!
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Funniest Pounder Short Jokes
Short pounder jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pounder humour may include short jackhammer jokes also.
- Did you hear burger King is promoting a black Whopper? McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.
- What do you say to an art student with a job? "Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"
- I found a hammer behind McDonalds that I use to smash coins with I nicknamed it Big Mac but it's really more of a Quarter Pounder.
- What do they call a Double Quarter Pounder with cheese, large fries, and a Diet Coke in France? "The American Weight Loss Plan."
- Q: How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart? A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
- How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman? Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
- How do you know a Scottish man is a MacDonald? You stick your hand up their kilt and you feel a quarter pounder
hes a MacDonald - Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny. - What do you call 25 Mike Pence clones in a room with Donald Trump? ... Quarter pounder with cheese.
(Think British currency here) - How do you know a Scotsman is a McDonald? Lift up his kilt and see if he has a 1/4 pounder.
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Pounder One Liners
Which pounder one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pounder? I can suggest the ones about seaweed and quarter pounder.
- What do you call a midget pornstar? A quarter pounder.
- What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder w/cheese.
- You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Russia? A wish.
- I'm really looking forward to the world Cup themed McDonald's burger. The qatar pounder
- What's an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.
- What do you call a super model with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
- What do you call a Ethiopian with a pickle on his head? A quarter pounder.
- I once caught a stick fish It was a tree pounder
- What is McDonald's demolition service called? Quarter pounder.
- What did Roxanne order at McDonald's? A quarter pounder.
- What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument? A double quarter pounder with cheese.
- A vegan walks into a McDonald's. He orders a quarter pounder.
- What's Ronald McDonald's favorite s**... position? The c**... Pounder.
Amusing & Witty Pounder Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about pounder you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fries jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pounder pranks.
A blonde walks into a library..
she goes up to the librarians desk and says, "I'll have a quarter pounder with cheese, fries, and a diet coke please." The librarian looks at her in disbelief. "Uh, honey, this is a library, and not McDonalds." The blonde is totally taken aback as she looks around and see everyone quietly reading books. She says, "Oh my gosh, I am so sorry!"
*whispers* "I'll have a quarter pounder with cheese, fries, and a diet coke please."
Ethiopian jokes I've heard from over the years.
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese
What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?
A rake
What do you call 10 Ethiopians carrying a canoe over their heads?
A comb
What do you call an Ethiopian with a club foot?
A gulf club.
So I won a grand prize at a local trivia game.
They went up to me and said, Congrats! You've won
a 1 British dollar Sandwich that compresses 1/4 gallons worth of 25c coins!
And I said, So a 1 pound quart quarter pounder quarter pounder?
A man walks into a library ...
Man, to librarian: ** "I'd like a quarter pounder with cheese, and a large coke."**
Librarian (whispering): "Sir, you are at the library."
Man (now whispering): "Oh, I'm sorry. I'd like a quarter pounder with cheese, and a large coke."
