Pound Cake Jokes
16 pound cake jokes and hilarious pound cake puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pound cake that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short pound cake jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pound cake humour may include short baking cake jokes also.
- Does anyone know where to find about 454 graham crackers? I'm making a pound cake for dessert
- Everyone thinks pound cake is called "pound cake" because of the ingredients But it's actually named after the place it was invented, "p**...",
You know, where your mom lives.
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Pound Cake One Liners
Which pound cake one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pound cake? I can suggest the ones about pound town and cupcake.
- How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed? piece of cake
- Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
- What do scientists call a pound cake? A 454g cake.
- What's the best kind of cake at the moment? Pound cake from the dollar store
- What is a s**... addict's favorite dessert? Pound cake
Pound Cake Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about pound cake you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wedding cake jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pound cake pranks.
Useful Metric Equivalents
* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
* 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
* 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
* 52 = 1 decacards
* 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
* 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
* 435.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
* 10 rations = 1 decoration
* 10 millipede = 1 centipede
* 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
* 10 monologues = 5 dialogues
* 2 monograms = 1 diagram
* 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
Edit - formatting
At a doctors office I saw this in a magazine (true story)
**Pg. 15**: you're beautiful, love yourself the way you are.
**Pg. 16:** how to lose 5 pounds in one week.
**Pg. 17**: best cake recipe ever!
An American girl came to the checkout of a store to purchase a cake for her mother's birthday
An Englishman was at the checkout. The girl put the cake down on the counter and let the Englishman check the price.
"That'll be 10 pounds, miss" said the Englishman.
The American girl replied, "Oh, sorry, I wanted the cost not the weight."
The Englishman realised his mistake and immediately said sorry to the girl. He converted 10 pounds to American dollars and allowed the girl to hand him the money.
When she was given back the cake, the girl said," Thanks, I got really confused when you told me the weight. There must be some language barrier since you come from another planet."
Converting Units:
1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
25. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League